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So, make we fry beans?

Village people at work.

But seriously, go see your doctor.

There's one at:

Maza Hotel and Spa
No. 324 Dogo,
Sambisa,
Maiduguri,
Borno State,
Nigeria.

You can contact the manager on +23480956324517

Very affordable rooms, all ensuite and with first class luxury furnishings.

Se* doller like you.

Craziness!

Really?

1. Girl: how do I look sweetie?
Guy: Could be better.
Girl: I knew you're seeing someone else. After all the things I do to make you like me, you still feel I'm not good enough? You're so not romantic.

2. Girl: Sweetheart, My phone was snatched. I feel so bad.
Guy: It's your fault.
Girl: Ouch! Is that what you have to say? Wtf

3. (Guy sneaks up on girl and knocks her over)
Girl: (after realizing it's bae)
What kind of childish behavior is this? Are you crazy? You want to kee me? Grow up already.

4. You are a thief. If Zahra Buhari is your bae and you try to steal her gold earing, OYO is your case. Prison.

5. You're a stingy boy jaré. That's why you're so happy that Valentine's day is falling on Ash Wednesday. Akagom.

In essence, don't act up. Give and open up to natural love. Shikenan.

Wow!
This is useful.
Nice one!

But how many people get to see the light sef for this Naija?

There's money to buy units, no light. There's no money to buy units, still no light. Generator, no fuel.

I blame Buhari.
Lalasticlala do you have light abi you use torch?

No, he's pregnant for her.
What did you expect?

Wow!

May the dead rest in peace.
Trump seems so proud that it is ".... NOT IN THE U.S.A."

Two years plus, and you're still blaming. Ah!

freeman95:
Haha I knew it!

Didn't wanna click sef

Cos this girl too stingy with her body she no deh gree show us something

Bad boy!
Your vaseline never finish?

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It's long overdue abeg. And they should follow it with action.

Contact a professional architect. You'll be glad you did.

Mind you, not engineer, as someone above is stating. Make sure you meet a professional architect. Except of course if you're not after the best use of your space.

Take Julius' advice.

If your target audience are Nigerians, then you can use 'naija', but if you're targeting non Nigerians as well, then using 'Nigerian' is more ideal.

This will help search engines to show your website to the relevant people.

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I laugh in Swahili
They think Nigerians are wearing baby pampers.
Continu!

Chaque chose en son temps (french).
There's time for everything.
Now is time for phone call I guess.
Oya, let us kuku hear Mr president's voice.

Is dat so?
If your child goes to a boarding school and is expected to be back today, but instead he writes a 'letter' to tell you that he won't be coming back until indefinitely, because he's waiting for result, you will sidown and be looking?

Ok now.
Nothing is hidden under the sun.
I dunno what to wish Mr president sef.
Is it get well soon or I should say have a pleasant waiting.

Nothing is hidden under the sun sha.

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Terrible!
Instead of protecting lives. How much is his car?
Meanwhile, the boko haram he is supposed to go and kill
he did not do.

Since the soldier like killing, he should be transfered
to the hot zone in maiduguri ASAP. let him go and display his talent there.

This is unprofessional.
Human rights come in.

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Oh my pocket!
500 million

It could become a chicken change for you sha.

Read my signature if you want to be a millionaire to afford this ride. It makes sense.

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Issorait.
So there's biafrawriters