₦airaland Forum

Nice.
Prayers is good, but heaven helps those who help themselves. Make right decisions at appropriate times and everything will fall in place.

But come to think of it. It is the student who hasn't read that relies on prayers. The best prayer should be preparation. Prepare for everything.

Nigerians, let us support our president. If he fails, we fail. If he succeeds in making Nigeria great, then we become great.

Ciara!
I'd love to see her dance 'Konkoso'
Girgiza konkoso, Konkoso koso koso.
She try!

She's really beautiful.
I bet if I had children with her, they'd be extraordinarily cute, because I'm handsome and our duo will be exceptional.

Tell her to ping me.

Right.
Buhari is not the only one skyjumping after all.
Nigeria, be careful with Erdogan, Putin's watching.

Sweet!
Look at that stare that I like so much.
It's saying,
'If you want it, come and get it.'
Cleavages everywhere these days. Pourquoi?

Toh,
Hope they feed them well and take good care of tgem.

Pourquoi ?

Oh

You may exchange your salivas!
This is a passionate kiss. See veins on his forehead.

Effect of weight loss. Fat up!

Means you stopped doing makeup,
Or he's found another girl that is not as ugly as you are.
Or you're just hallucinating.

Wow!
Facebook's way of controlling the market.
They may soon consider to restrict it to Android phones.

Shababababa maskrakotosolololo. Askramakasata kipoko minstrositolololololo!

To keep him updated.

Why are you asking?
Seems you're interested in something. That thought you have on your mind, if you continue having it, it will come to pass.

How this can be.

First the woman must make sure that she shoots her husband. After that, she must also make sure that she holds him under water for good five minutes. Then, let her go out with him for dinner.

This is how this can be.
But seriously, can this be?
Perhaps, to shoot means a camera shot, but under water.... Uhm...
Life lines please,
Lemme ask the audience.

16 Prayer

You have two guys to choose from, each of them most likely have 10 babes to choose from. So, just pray kawai and your guardian angel will show you the right choice.

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Their lives are really deep.
We need more deeper lives in Nigeria.
Kudos to them.
Hope they don't have members that are hungry.
Let government do her job sha.

Wow!
Why not just ask her directly, like:
"Hey babe, are you cheating on me?"

If her answer is, "yes." then she's most likely not.
If she says "No." then she most likely is.
She might say, "why would you say such a thing?", in this case, she might be considering it and there's something she doesn't want you to know.

However, these are all mere probabilities,
Multiply the answer by pi [22 and divide it by 7 (22/7)] , then find the square root. If you're lazy to do this calculation, then she's not cheating or you're the one cheating.

Ben Bruce is auctioning common sense, and I just bought some. So, I just wanna make common sense.

Alhaji!!!!!
Meanwhile you have 6 other side chicks.
I think she's the learner.

Only him? CEO of how many companies?
And some people are jobless?

Maybe na lift dem give her.

HaH!
What is the economic importance of showing off the cleavage?

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Well,
that could be breakfast, lunch and dinner for 100 families for 1 year.

Tiwa Savage

This is called flaunting
But how do ladies manage to withstand the pain of standing on their toes in those kind of shoes?
I can feel the pain on my toes whenever i dare to imagine it.

Hard luck. So sad. But you'll pull through.

Oook