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kids of nowadays no get respect for dem bones |
kerewa one funny tyn about u b say for real lyf u no fit to reply me like dat o |
hmmm gettin interesting day by day but y una 3 come dey online for Yim? |
liff me & face ya opponent jor |
lol |
una really dey chat |
i can speak the bastardized Yoruba accurately u know the mi mi mi version, writing is out of it i can write in Hausa since i grew up in the North & South South |
Bethany its very simple just send him to me for counselling |
What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? Shoot him again. How can you tell when a man is well-hung? When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts. Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. |
u wont b the first nor the last to seek for silly answers as well |
smile jor
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like say dani sabi road go Abj |
awwww poor u |
from d mouth of babes & suckling . . . . . . . . . . . |
u dey ask me? What do men an beer bottle have in common? They are both empty from the head up. How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares? How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know. It's never happened. How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicapped. What is a man's idea of helping out with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum. |
thunder fire ur yansh tayo |
hmm dani na now u watch dat nyt of a thouasand laff? |
scared? |
no manners of approach still shiooor |
i been think say studio don suppose mature pass below d bely punches tseeew a child meant for the matwill always fall off d bed no matter d guard mounted |
some peeps really av low sense of humor Studio quit derailing unnecessarily
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no b my fault say u no sabi read btw d lines |
hmmm |
fyi Studio & tayo, Dani used a colored photocopying machine |
oluya ow u take jump with ya mosquito size legs abeg bend neck make fresh air blow me |
u meant bahtayo u wan make my enemies e.g dani say na spam |
& dem no go fit interrupt am cus dem b oyinbo wey dey stand by them words |
haba tayo dat boobi neva fall now |
keep looking until u commit lookery |
thunder fire ur yansh tayo