MMMMMMM, ITS BEEN A WHILE, MISSED UUUUU

Gabry:

Yeap,they do.

hmmmm? more red wine plsss

dear nairalanders, how do i customise my phone number to my name?
thanx

if only nairalanders could make nairaland a better interractive communication site.
so honourable ppl, how do we make nairaland better?

Gabry:

Uhmmm . , Than why do British perople drink red wine after donating blood? Thats what doctors recommended naa

gabry really? i'm learning

not really necessary but has its own significance

Gabry:

Guys, please tell us one more time who would be your Maid of Honor and Best Man?

guys who is gonna be your best man?
your brother, friend, cousin, neighbour, fiancee's brother, fiancee's friend? 

i do but wen too hungry, i remember to pray at d end of the meal

?mama-gee:


Of course I'm not a coward that's why I keep coming back unlike your dumpy ass running away from me because you don't want me to give you the insult of your miserable life and you will then get banned.

hahahaha ;Dha, Look whose talking about being a fool, If you were the wise one you would have ignored me from the beginning, isn't it?, dumb ass blabbing daughter of a hardcore zoophilia.

Of course, I wouldn't like to get banned because of a dumb unfortunate illiterate that has no class because it's not worth it and it's not worth opening up another email address.

abeg rephrase that line to "amebo has a new way of running away from mama-gee" , Madam "Cunt" and "gay" , have you forgotten how you were ranting all over the whole place before you got banned? and that's why I'm not done with you yet. , It doesn't matter what id I use, the most important thing is that your slutty ass knows that it's me, , Now you know that it's me and you have a new id, let us continue from where we started, Oops I forgot that you're scared of insulting me because you don't want to get banned again, shameless bollocks.

Oya, start giving me the mental restlessness now and stop running away because if you don't, you would forever be remembered as a two damn ticking LovePeddler in my book.

ladies pls take it easy ooo

Fhemmmy:

Asewo.
No spoil me for my woman oh

scottN:

Take 2 bottles of guiness stout and then go into a sex session and c what Effect lies in store 4 u

i am not kind of into alchohol really, but if i take to wat u just said, oh
guess i'll raise da roof and b4 u know it, neighbours, police are at d door

MrCrackles:

But that wasnt an option in the first place

Oh sorry, just had to mention it.
its tastes good but learnt its fattening

swit D:

Y wud i close my eyes when u av doz big thick wrappers all over you

wrapper ke? at this time of the day? kai!
swit d, i have a call
catch ya l8r

rokiatu:

he must be a very special man

my dad is a man i adore alot!
kind hearted, loving, thoughtful, cheerful, handsome man.
He just called me  
The first dial on my phone this morning was his no.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY!

swit D:

Ok , come to ma house letz hav a private dizkuzshun . Don't b scared, I'm gonna close my eyes thru out. so i won't see wetin go blind me

mmmm? anyway, u know i'll like hav private dizkuzshun, but tell me here now,
na me and u dey here alone.
u fit close ur eyes for here too

swit D:

I don laff dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee , se eyes dey pain odaz ?

swit d, swit dearrrr, na me and u dey talk o, true i know say gabry no go know.
wetin u wan tell me?
later now, u go say we women dey do shakara

Gabry:

hmmm. . . . Ok I see. How about a set of shaving stuff? Or an IPOD if he likes Music or. . Well, it depends what is his interest

yea thanx
shaving stuffs , he has loads of them. i'll give ipods a tot.

Can we talk , Cuz i need to tell u something
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mmmmm, _{dis na time to start my shakara ooo}, _{(women shakara).} SWIT D, u say wetin? no worry, na only me roniesharl dey read wetin u tell me,
i swear!

SeanT21:

~~Being on my period during the wedding~~I do not want cramps, bloating, etc to destroy my day~~

meeee toooo
being on my period on my wedding day? naaa
i just cant put up wit that
that will add to my tots on that day.

swit D:

Shebi we both had shower together last nyt

Gabry:

:oTufiakwa! Am holy Abeg!

swit d, gabry
una no go kill me wit laughter

its my dad's BIRTHDAY today 09/09/09

swit D:

OMG, Na me u kisssssssssssssss. I'm not gonna brush or do anything that would touch my lips thru out diz week. I want make ya kiss remain on mine forever

hmmmm? e be like say nairaland kiss dey special oo

Gabry dear, tell me
do u nkow if our lovely nairaland SWIT D is male or female?

swit D:

Wotz it abt us ? U want me to marry her ?

Even if u want me to marry her, Will she allow me ? See all diz fine gurlz eeen , shakara dey too much oooooooooooo

na so GOD create women
so so shakara

BLACK ON WEDDING DAY?
GOD FORBID OO!

swit D:

As in

gender lol

Gabry:

LOL! SwitD Swit D. U never do stop do you? Same ol Swit D. LOL!

Gabry, swit d is up to something i'm yet to unravel