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CrimeRe: Zenith Bank Gt Bank Fraud Please Am About To Lose Half A Million by rooftops: 11:26pm On Feb 03, 2023
How people still bank with both access and zenith baffles me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 10:02pm On Feb 03, 2023
Cucurella dey always funny me with the way he runs to and fro grin grin. I don't know if it is the hair that makes him look unbalanced but I know something is wrong with his balance grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 8:31pm On Feb 02, 2023
Segedinho:
Gusto's first game as a Chelsea loanee.


This guy can really keep James on his toes

https://mobile.twitter.com/CFCVideos/status/1621210047354216448
Nice one. He had so many touches. If James like make he slack, this one looks like someone that will take James' place.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 11:18pm On Jan 31, 2023
Enzo must perform o if not na police go carry Costa grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 7:20pm On Jan 31, 2023
Boehly abeg take am easy. He wan come be like say he Dan see future about this Enzo so he wants him at all costs.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by rooftops: 12:05pm On Jan 31, 2023
Jodera:
Tell me any of Una players wey don shine for us? embarassed
Ungrateful lots grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by rooftops: 11:06am On Jan 31, 2023
Jodera:
My club don weak me
No be say na when jorginho start to dey ball for una, una go start to thank us.
Thank us now grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 9:23am On Jan 31, 2023
Potter no even get excuse again. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by rooftops: 7:51am On Jan 31, 2023
Ibime:
grin grin grin

Player wey no dey sprint no dey get injury oh
Very true, even in basketball this is valid. Make Dem just help us offload this load just once grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by rooftops: 11:55pm On Jan 30, 2023
The sweetest part be say he no dey ever get injury. Always available. All this one wey partey dey do off and on, jorginho go dey available grin grin
EducationRe: How I Handled A Cultist That Slapped My Girlfriend by rooftops: 12:54pm On Jan 30, 2023
I remember a particular Sunday some girls said they traced their stolen phone to our street in school then. I no know how Dem take meet the street cultist but sha them and the cultist sha start to dey enter houses dey find phone.
I was seeing off my girl na him one of the cultist shouted at us to go back inside. For my mind I say who be this one, na him I advance.
Omo the idiot broke bottle and wanted to stab us, come see as we run enter house grin
My blood is meant to be in my body not on the ground.

Most times they don't have anything to lose. They can stab someone to death, avoid that area for a while then come back like nothing happened. So you did excellently well man.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 9:06pm On Jan 29, 2023
BlueMann:
The meltdown when the Fabrizio/Ornstein dagger drops

My oh my
Saw osihmen's goal,?. Na the person wey havertz 10 say he no rate be this grin.
Pure striker goal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 6:22pm On Jan 29, 2023
Jodera:
Lol, the bolded is the safest option but it's not progressive.

That play there is not risky for highly technical players to execute. Top clubs beats press like that on a steady. I no wan call arsenal make e no be like say I dey make mouth, but watch man city play and how they beat press by making this kinda pass easily 10 out of 10 times
How will he say he should pass back. Our play over the years must have conditioned him to think passing back was the better option.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by rooftops: 4:53pm On Jan 29, 2023
Surprised I am not seeing any gakpo banter. Too early? grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 5:33pm On Jan 27, 2023
BlueMann:
Damn. I apologize again
Hehehe, odoi use L choke you grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 9:05pm On Jan 23, 2023
popizaino:
This is how this guy would have been in Chelsea stinking the whole place if he was still with us and you will still have people like Nate.ev and blue.mann still making excuses for them while calling those of us who say it blunt by asking the club to sell him,an inpatient fan. There are still more of this kind of players currently in the club that needs to find their square and top of it is RLC,Pulisic, sterling, Aubameyang, Ziyech.
This is extremely poor. This is the league he can actually stat pad and deceive most again but see the stats he is racking.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 7:42pm On Jan 23, 2023
Ibime:
They better not bid for Onana, if not I take back any praise I gave these scouts before
How will we even be linked to such player, worse first touch you will see out there, useless attack wise. Onana ke? grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 4:52pm On Jan 21, 2023
raumdeuter:
That Koulibaly if you check well, airmark don hype am before
Hahahaha, you and airmark go still dey argue till 2030. He belike airmark hype am also grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 4:08pm On Jan 21, 2023
Trevor012:
The same koulibaly Andrewbaba44 told us was world class 😂😂. Where is this Barca fan that was capping foolishly in August when even shaw is a better center back than kolikoli😂
With koulibally kind of profile, most won't believe he will flop.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 4:05pm On Jan 21, 2023
Bimffo:
But the weyrey have found his way back into the team na. Chalobah is now suffering from hamstring. Are we going to rely on only Azpi till he gets back?

CSO is back with his calamity. Silva is another player with Boda Shile.
Most fans can see the problem with that defence is koulibally, I hope the manager sees it also. Consecutive clean sheets with the absence of koulibally no be fluke.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 3:59pm On Jan 21, 2023
The major reason there was no panic at the back is because of that man koulibally. Please make no defender get injury that will make koulibally come back to starting line up.
Someone up there said he comes third best in a two man contest grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 6:46pm On Jan 19, 2023
At this rate na to beg boehly o grin grin
Address our main issues now angry
FamilyRe: My Friend On Benefit Placed A Curse On Me by rooftops: 7:32pm On Jan 18, 2023
Guy you go wicked o, 7 years friends with benefits. You no even one day ask am if she go marry grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 7:47pm On Jan 14, 2023
[quote author=Havertz10 post=120033877][/quote]Guy you dey laugh, he no funny o.
Portsmouth still dey league one since 2010 after entering administration 0 grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 7:25pm On Jan 14, 2023
drisham:
Lmao o

Player wey go still flop


Like for the past 5 season is there any of our big signing that hasn't performed well??

Blame Cobham all you want but all our big signing dey always flop
How we have managed to win trophies within this period surprises me. We have like three 70million and above flops.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 7:23pm On Jan 14, 2023
Make this man no carry us enter administration with the kind money hn dey spend wey we no dey see the effect.
Address midfield issues you say no grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 2:01pm On Jan 13, 2023
Itsrm:
That's one. Secondly, he would have been able to make an easier pass for Felix

I even went back to check his goal stat for Leverkusen. It was nothing impressive for a dead league like Bundesliga. How did we fall for the scam?
It was not as if there was transfer fight over him when we bought him.
Marina also no suppose sleep well at night without bromazepam because the kind things she do us grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 12:41pm On Jan 13, 2023
Itsrm:
I am even seeing something else. Why did he move left when going right was the better option?

How are we expected to score with this kind of foolish players
Like there was no one on the right so he can run through. There is no talent in him talkless of being generational. Bayern Leverkusen una papa grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 10:38pm On Jan 12, 2023
Sometimes I say kepa is better than Mendy but e be like say I Dan reach conclusion, both are useless. There is no single department that is working, at least 2015/2016 season willian was trying to make things happen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 10:01pm On Jan 12, 2023
What else can koulibally do to be benched? cheesy
FamilyRe: Please, Adivice A Brother. by rooftops: 10:36am On Jan 12, 2023
since13o:
Ulcer is permanently treatable!

Look up Heliobqcter Pylori protocol. My wife suffered from ulcer for more than 8 years until I did research and bought the medicine for her. Since October 2018 till date she has never complained about ulcer.

That was when I realized that medicine in Nigeria is still in the stone ages. This Heliobqcter Pylori protocol is well known worldwide and the person that discovered it got international awards yet our so called doctors here in Nigeria will still prescribe antacid and yogurt when the world has moved past that.

Just Google Heliobqcter Pylori Eradication Protocols and take it from there. Treat your wife and cure her of this easily treatable problem and move on with your life.

Nigerian doctors? I don't really rate them like that. They are not serious.
Stop the unnecessary generalization, no doctor will prescribe just antacids as a drug for management of ulcer. They will prescribe proton pump inhibitors like Omeprazole and two other drugs in a three drug regimen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 7:56pm On Jan 09, 2023
Anytime wey koulibally plays rubbish during the game and camera pans on him, hn face dey always dey funny grin grin with the back of his big head pressed against his neck grin grin

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