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Stori aye!

We are only out of recession on the pages of the newspapers. Go to the markets and find out by yourself.



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@OP


You should have asked the Biafran emperor Nnamdi Kanu what he's doing to re-integrate and reunite the about 400 kwashiokored children flown to Gabon and the about 200 children flown to Ivory coast during the civil war. Are they totally forgotten and no more Biafrans?

He's definitely one of the IPOB urchins that Nnamdi Kanu counts on.

@Op
Na wa you o!

Sontin wey u no d ansa na e u stil dey ask

Did I see P - Alaxin there?

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Where is Kenyan Embassy in Nigeria?

Bros na for ikorodu, lagos state

No be small thing o

How does she do that?

Some will still blame it on Buhari and APC

Guy check this out:


You caught them at first and scolded them. I'm sure they both promised that such won't reoccur. In their depravity, they went in your mum's bed and continued.


There are now displaying false sobriety and promising heaven and earth that it won't reoccur and you want to fall for that?


Guy the stench of a fart shows what the stench of a stool would be like when passed out. Please expose the devil and it will flee. Or would your prefer the shame of a pregnancy on your sister should their incestuous act progresses? Then you would be bold to open up to your mum but that would so late.


Open up now to absolve yourself from blames and regret tomorrow!




I greet you

Dis one weak me o!
I pity the class teacher wey go touch cane for pikin body!

Some people will still blame Buhari and APC as if the neglect and abandonment started in this regime.


Why didn't the igbos impress it on their sons the likes of Chuba Okadigbo, Wabara, Ken Nnamani, Pius Anyim that occupied senate presidency to do something about it?


Soon some would come here to rant about the abandoned Nkalagu Cement industry.

Why not use our nigerian flag?

The woman should do something about her shape. Her belly is something else. These might be the reason the man looks outside.

Having an accident is fun to you?
Well if you said so ......

Hope their services will be upgraded too?

Eyaaaaa!

For this recession?

Hope the guy that indulged in such a laborious job ate something at all? Some of these workers would rather starve all day all in a bid to save money.

Hope she isn't temping Ubi?

Before his election campaign, how many accident victims has he helped?

murmee:
And what is wrong with that? You will be surprised that the film will record the highest sales if Kemi Olunloyo is featured!

So true!

Dis one no ordinary o, dey send am come from village!

Never knew she has been sick!

God Almighty please heal your daughter

Bro, marriage is said to be like a parcel. When you open it, what you see is what you get. Permit me to say yours isn't the same here bro.

You saw the signs but you 'lovingly' over look them thinking that she would - alas! You are wrong! One thing I keep telling people is this: 'in a relationship, nothing is taken for granted.'

Know this bro, 'a man that detests neighbours hearing him quarrel with his wife is often maltreated by his wife.' At times you stick your feet on the ground and raise you voice let every passer-by hear.


Back to the matter, for more than a year, she refuse to work and you keep shielding her why you sweat your arse off, why? Even when her father queried, you refuse to divulge the truth to him,why?


Please send her home (I didn't say divorce), report her to her father and kins men and allow her stay with them for at least six months till she turns a new leaf. Let them talk sense into her. Cut off every assistance, financially and otherwise. Your baby won't die, it's also her baby so she MUST do everything to sustain him/her.

It won't be any surprise if she features aunty kemi olonloyo in it

Hope you would be able to handle the marriage in the movie too?

Does she need to be told that she isn't relevant in the industry?
She should better concentrate on her ministry in the lord's vine yard.

But why be say d guy trousas dey always fear ground?

But why won't an evil bird disturb a man that has chosen to go feminine?

Look at his head

Boko haram my foot!

Those were the army coming to terrorize the people of bakassi!
This time is like they met their match!
RIP mes amis!

Dey don package witch gi d guy!

Wit dis long nails, hope no be only indomie she go sabi cook?