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Did they actually failed or they were intentionally failed?

This was too harsh and immature to have come from the stable of FFK.

Did you notice that the writer, SA to FFK is equally an igbo?

All these projects put together, when monetized, it can't buy the least of his cars!

Or are they up to his one month salary as a senator?

That's very childish and insensitive of Mr Aroms. If she had not built that toilet would he have arrested or taken her to court?

No matter how 'Awkward' that project might look like, she still deserves some credits for that. I believe she didn't wake up one morning an decided to build a toilet for her people; she must have done some consultations before embarking on such a project.

Maybe that's one of the basic necessities of those living or working within that vicinity.

You would understand and appreciate her gesture if you've lived or worked within a neighbourhood where people pass excreta indiscriminately.

See wetin APC recession cause now:
Dis entertainer don forget hin grammar!

I laff throway 4 corner - corner; I call am bad laff!

Good and sweet

But na me 4 take dem 2 school 4 d 1st time?

Our enemies and death merchants being put to shame!
FFK, Fayose and others how market?

Mheeeeeeen!

This Akere of a boy sef don bcom celeb b dat o!
Shey mek atok sey God don pik hin col?


All ma padis 4 yonda, unu no go luk 4 me?

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See wetin Shekau dey cause

I still can't understand the type of brainwashing that will make me want to die so untimely and in the most cruel manner

Hope isaac fayose is taking note

Dis guy scur-scur don dey defy herbal treatment o, I think it's time to go spiritual

I just dey observe tins

APC did it again

You only judge by his tweets?

If only it won't hinder the 'freedom of speech' .....

Hope Isaac Fayose is taking note?

We are getting there

Birds of a feather will .......

Moblord:
I'm shy to comment Have been on nairaland since 2012 but this is my first time on FTC anyways.. That is too rumassy and dramatrox. How can you homoglobe a braminis in a gremesimical manner of this type without considering the veribound and the jigun-laguns? I can categorically zecresse and progmatidolibrate to every fremmissy occupying this fallatose that, this is nothing but an erravication of a mere catomisimism. What do u all think?

Haa!

Honorable Patrick obahiagbon sef don join Nairaland?

Why didn't they release snakes on the fulani herdsmen attacking them?

smartty68:
Impressive! I need more of those prophecies too

I prophesy that Buhari will be your president till 2019

Bigboyz32:
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Baba thank you

mrphysics:
This is great, I have learned a lot. Though I haven't gotten to your level, I think I on the way.

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My lesson
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Vianaija:
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Baba V thanks a bunch
I twale for you

Vianaija:
Who said fiverr doesn't accept Nigerians?

The real truth is that, you can't make it big with Nigerian account if your gig is basically attached to anything English, for instance; Article Writing, Digital Marketing etc.

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That is it na!
Baba please how can one change to USA ip?

Baba mi Kindly lead me by hand to fiver. How do I register?

is it true fiver don't accept nigerians?


Biko I really need the comprehensive tutorial too

Thanks and God bless you for your willingness to help mankind


Room089@yahoo.com

That will show the gullible urchins he's leading astray that their emperor is only out to deceive and ride on their stupidity and gullibility to fame.

BUHARItesticles:
The political parties in Nigeria don't believe in your vote. We are in real trouble

Bros your head dey dia!


But remember, the herbalist prepared another charm and still, another charm killed the herbalist.

Na wa o!


Devilish manipulation!


Who did this man really offend; or is it from his village?



If I had told him not to go out by 12pm, I would have been labelled a coward and an enemy of progress!


RIP baba