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kandiikane: Rooney boy, abeg post your picture mek we see what you're working on.

of what use would that be ?

Don't want all u ladies to start salivating unnecessarily.

uj_sizzle: *pushes him off a skyscraper*

*looks around, adjusts dress*

ahem vote LALAoSKY!!!

u don ever see james bond die b4

uj_sizzle: Cocky much

Nah , I don't think so, just a statement of fact.

Sexkillz y u do me like this na

ItsModella: Rooney bia bia bia, kpachara kwa anya gi o.

ItsModella: sharrap, you fine pass them?

babe u no na , u no how I be na

If no be sexkills wey rig me commot u no sey all these agberogs wey u dey campaign for no go see my back.

No single one of them can raise a candle where I am, lie lie.

Redmosquito: UNA STILL DEY HERE?!
MANY OF US DON RUN GO MR NL THREAD FOR FRONTPAGE NA!

ItsModella: Try chewing gum, it works for me.

binger: nothing do u! I often come to gidi during vacations...who knws,otu ubochi anyi aku ko.

ok bro, ur head dey there, till u visit, perhaps I visit,

Infact would be in abj first week of january, so I go def holla u so that we both go go find sweet sweet things

ItsModella: I don look finish...no Ebonyi man in sight.

when next u come to naija all u need do is to visit abakiliki and, hoola !

U get ur dream man.

ItsModella: Yeah, I do.

Heart burns? did you eat beans?

nah !

I hear beans triggers it ,
Haven't taken beans in a long while now, but even @ that .....

How do u stop yours

binger: Nna,okwa nwanne gi bu ifa...ano m na Abj,e ba ka anyi bi...

oh ! So orr ABJ ki pasa
Owelo, owelo ,muwa pasa na lagos.

ItsModella: Since my mama born me, I never see any Ebonyi person before...where dem dey na?

how many of them know how to on a comp...

ItsModella: Just my eyes, they're allergic to almost everything especially pollen. I'm experiencing one now.

sorry about that dear, have u got any panacea to it

While u are struggling with that I'm battling with serious heart burn, its almost an all night thing these days.

gree-die:
true sha... but i dey try small ..

me too, I dey hustle am small small

On a more serious note, I'm strongly considering employing a private tutor for this ish.

It is troubling rooneyboy.

binger: A Lot of 042 guys on NL...umu nwanne m,onye Udi na ekenekwa unu...keep repping coal city

Nna mennnnn, so e bu onye 042 , chei .

ebay ki nor kita

ItsModella: Anambra

gree-die:
im not in trouble,you are

we all are, let's tell ourselves he truth

ItsModella: hehehehe!! ikr?

What state are you from anyway?

ItsModella: urrrghhhh!! my stu.pid allergy is back.

what's that

uj_sizzle: u don't hav to share every joke *tongue out*



@Rooney, Anambra

Obviously D igbo don tire u, I was really struggling with it also.

But thank goodness, it was u that ended up breaking the chain.

We 'igbos' are in trouble o.

Our language is gradually going into extinction.

gree-die:
lol... okwa akuku ifo kam na akuo....

enwere m ubulu ekesorry computer brain since umuazi

Nafana !

Ogini kee dey

uj_sizzle: nwannem abukwam nwa ala

kai state ke shi Nne

ItsModella: ifuro afa ya ka ina ju ajuju a?

binger: Easy bro...abeg no chase away the fresh meat!

see this bloody piedophile.

Fresh meet wey dey find BIG BIG THINGS

kandiikane: So, I have a chance of banging you will my sticks!

uj_sizzle: rapu onye ahu. Okwa ndi ofe manu

nne , so e bu onye' kemu

binger: You too dey vex

no I don't , the girl just dey enter every all the threads they introduce herself,

Which kind pattern be that

All new NLanders aren't meant to be stu.pid na.

Ammyng: I guess I've missed a lot

who be this one U don enter here again ba

Ammyng: Hello papi's and mami's I am not entirely new here because I can still work hard on navigating around here. Uhmm my name is Ammy anyway

Are u a job applicant

For crying out loud who asked u to introduce urself

F offff if u don't understand what is happening here.