₦airaland Forum

PhilemonObende:
lmao! these ibo people sef. Anyway I remain yoruba muslim, if you like call me Congolese!

But Your name sounds kinda Mexican
Where's your grandma from?

Candyrain:
South Africa kwa? ke oge i port to South Africa?

I made a stop over there. Now I'm in Kenya

Ejanla07:
taa munwa na asu Panama.... abazirim benin airport jide aka na tire Panama airways.

. Biko conductor panama airways, onyekwara gi change?

Candyrain:
Hahahahahaha...
I'm no longer from Panama
I represent Iceland

Don't mind those hypocrites dear sister

So quid will need to marry another wife from Iceland again

freeze001:
QED

Yes o
The only controversy there is because he got his Tokyo half brothers to develop Nnewi


Doesn't change where he's from

quid:
exactly
Her left hand from Spain
Her right hand from Portugal
Her hair from Fulani

freeze001:
Nwanne, we know how to arrange these things. It's not all d time we need to prove any point.

Full blooded Ijaw and We the SS miscreants dem wey no dey hear word! Always lying.

Gbam @d bold

If people don't believe Ikemba is from Taiwan, we don't always have to prove it to them

quid:
her nose is from India
Her eyes from Liberia
Her skin from Latin America

It's only one of the eyes that is from Liberia
The second one is from Eritrea

successmatters:
That is why he married that Indian beauty named Bianca from Mumbai

But Bianca's mom is from Liberia
I think she got her beauty from her

quid:
Ikemba grew up in Moscow but did his diploma in Peru.
Afterward he worked a bit in Mumbai, India

Peru has a boundary with Moscow so I can understand why he studied in the two places

But his dad enrolled him in one school in Dubai after after which he moved to Russia

quid:
One eye looks Japanese and the other eye looks Tunisian. ..

Yea because Tunisians migrated from Japan

quid:
Dalai Lama' mother is Ojukwu's second cousin twice removed.
Ojukwu has Tibetian ancestry that can be traced via DNA

His father lived in peru for a long time.
I believe that's where he was born before naturalizing in India

quid:
What happened was that Ikemba was born in Hong Kong 2 years before China colonized Hong Kong

Is that why his eyes look a bit Japanese?

successmatters:
It's only his mother that's from Spain, his real dad, sir Luizinho Ojukwu is a Portuguese

Now it's clearer to me

quid:
By the time you heard it, Ikemba's father was being born in Kafanchan, near Potiskum

But Ikemba himself was born in China
so he's Chinese somehow

quid:
Switzerland colonized Belgium, that is where Ikemba's Swiss great-grandfather met his Belgian great-grandmother

This sounds like what I heard too

successmatters:
I will bet $ 1milla that the Ikemba is British

No dear you're wrong
I heard from a reliable source he's from Spain

successmatters:
Na lie! That picture was taken in Nottingham forest, Ikemba was a General in the British army

The background look like Jamaica

quid:
Actually the beard looks like that of King Leopold of Belgium.
Yes, Ikemba's great-grandmother had Belgian roots

Waoh good to know

quid:
See photo of Ikemba when he was growing up in Moscow

Bia bia bia bia
Is Ikemba's grandpa from Trinidad and Tobego?

quid:
See photo of Ikemba when he was growing up in Moscow

If u look at his beard closely, he may have a mix of Cameroun

Waiting for quid to confirm

quid:
The bus dey load near Poland, the next bus stop na for Milan

quid:
Yes...this guy here is our relative from Kazakhstan

Now u're leaving panama and Mexico to enter Kazakhstan
Where d bus dey load?

Malawian:
I know nah. My granddad told me all those stories about what he and ikemba discussed. We have a pictureof my grandad and ikemba in far away cote d'voire

I'll like to see a pic of your granddad and Ikemba so I can confirm the Dominican mix Freeze is talking about

freeze001:
Ehen! Now you gerrit. Ezigbo nwa afo! There's a little Bolivian mix to the Dominican Republic relatives o! So u get d full picture.

Lwkm here o

freeze001:
Why evils na...choi!
Mulatto Igbo children indeed! We must teach dem our language o!

My dear Nothing like discovering that panama Mexico and Canada wear the same dressing as turkey and South Africa

quid:
Yes the dressing is similar to Mexico and Denmark fashion

Oh Waoh Turkey wears similar dressing as well

We're all one

Malawian:
Burkina Faso.

I see .
I was about guessing you're from Cote d'ivore

quid:
This is the picture from the last nzuko ndi relatives

Waoh this dressing looks like our dressing in Mexico
So much similarity

freeze001:
Biko when will we have nzuko ndi relatives on NL? We will need to invite our big uncle Trudeau so we can all greet him.

Nwannye m the meeting will have to wait till after quid weds his Mexican wife

Malawian:
Quid, Rose and Candy, una too dey. Me no even know say we sabi derail thread. LMKMD.

From your name, I can tell your mom is from Malawi. What about your dad?

successmatters:
Aghotara m ihe I kwuru nwanne besides am from Toronto, a proud Canadian and this is our dialect I spoke

Why una no direct ejanla07
The guy dey Ojota since de find motor to panama. I've directed him sha. The bus loads at Oshodi