₦airaland Forum

Lalastic tinz!!!

Let's embrace peace, be it Abok! or Niger Deltans.

Everyone knows GEJ must win

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wazobiaN9:
You are a disgrace and the opposite of all the good things wished this country Nigeria.

The terrible leadership in Nigeria waited till election month before attempting to truly root out boko haram.. after thousands of people had lost their lives!!!

They allowed thousands of Nigerians to be slaughtered simply for political gain!! And all you can drop is that poo above!!!

May you feel the pain of people who lost loved ones to boko haram so that you can be whole again and become a human being!

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This one is insane.

Next.......

vheMa:
hope u sabi wetin sucks means And sex. And add up, I'on like it o,ao dare u abuse my BF? *sobs*

fortunately, she is too smart!! Buh many wish to ave ah sucksex na.... Ok! ayam sowi.

vheMa:
its already on lalastic o oya modify,make u fit collect LIKES

baby I hail u plenty --plenty ooo! I didn't know it's already on lalastsic.. I wish ya sucksex dear!!

PDP carry goooooooooo!!

Her kind of person will draw a conclusion to your question. If she truly wants the job, I think there are terms and conditions that govern every working place.

She is your sister in-law no doubt, But never joke while in business.

Get her the job for the first time and watch her attitude

Noted

The way and manner I d hit FTC dis days shows GEJ must WIN.

Buhari is just gonna be popular as a failure

Just incase..


meanwhile, GEJ till 2019

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ibkgab001:
Just in case

it makes lalastsic.

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jamovogue:
. Joona.. Wetin dis guy take us for.. Jona na ur last bread b dat for asorok

wetin dis cow type like this

Eluwilussit:
Gbam. Let Jonathan and PDP rig it. Nothing dey happen. Since APC and Buhari no want be transparent. When we are ready for change, we will do things transparently.

Dats why I said by hook or by crook, Asurock is awa own....

Pipu using magic to make things look real since 1630DC

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omoalayo:
I saw this on Whatsapp...nd I don't know how true is it...
BREAKING NEWS! Security alert!! Privileged information reveals the mass arrival of BOKO HARAM Fighters to Southern Nigeria, especially to LAGOS and RIVERS States. We have been advised to take urgent and adequate security measures in Churches, especially on Sundays and in places with large gathering such as markets, shopping malls, cinemas, parks. etc. Please pass on to your other friends and family members, especially those residing in PH and Lagos. News got to us that our enemy is planning something bigger than Nyanya bomb blast btw Tuesday n Wednesday in Abuja. Mind your movement

and be careful, the place is still unknown. Pls pass it round to save your love ones. May God I help us and save our country. Pls the message is from a reliable source in the UN office, dont disregard, pls share. These are d police control numbers of each state in Nigeria, kindly call for rapid responds to any criminal incident:
Abia - 08035415405. Admwa- 08089671313. AkIbom - 08039213071. Anmbra -07039194332.

Bauchi - 08151849417. Bayelsa - 07034578208. Benue - 08066006475. Borno - 08068075581. C-River - 08133568456.
Delta - 08036684974. Ebonyi - 07064515001. Edo - 08037646272. Ekiti - 08062335577. Enugu - 08032003702. FCT - 07057337653. Gombe - 08150567771. Imo - 08034773600. Jigawa 08075391069. Kaduna - 08123822284. Kano - 08032419754. Katsina - 08075391255. Kebbi - 08038797644. Kogi - 08075391335. Kwara 07032069501. Lagos - 07055462708. Nasarwa 08123821571.
Niger - 08081777498. Ogun - 08032136765. Ondo - 07034313903. Osun - 08075872433. Oyo - 08081768614. Plateau - 08126375938. Rivers - 08032003514. Sokoto - 07068848035. Taraba - 08140089863. Yobe - 07039301585. Zamfa - 08106580123.
Please forward this to your loved ones NOW.

[/s] Fake news. One of those disgusting whatsapp messages..


Next please.........

derrick333:
U need2c an optician o,dats nt ini

even if it's not ini, is the bosom real

Mods, Lalastic pls.

Is that Bossom real

Weldon my presido:

HSinclair:
Lalasticlala = frontpage

I swear to God Almighty!

Another FTC

GEJ must win, by hook or by crook.

So long a story

Mods lalastic please. Let the world see segun Arinze AKA black Arrow's child

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Olayemie:
1. Anuoluwapo- Mercy of God plenty
2. Odeyemi- Hunter fit me
3. Pamilerin- Kill me wit laugh
4. Olamide- My wealth don come
5. Timileyin- push my back
6. Adeyemi- Crown fit me
7. Motunrayo- I see wealth again
8. Bamidele- Follow me reach house
9. Ayomikun- My wealth full
10. Oladejo- Wealth turn eight (
11. Shile- Open house
12. Wale- Come house
13. Morenike- I see person take care
14. Funmilayo- Give me joy
15. Omoyemi- Pikin fit me
16. Tunbosun- Shift again
17. Feyintola- Rest back on wealth.
18. Motolani- Am big enuf to have wealth.
19. Ifabiyi- Oracle born this.
20. Olaide- Wealth roll come...
Don't stop the joke

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next please......

U are sounding like someone that is yet to serve naija through NYSC. please do not allow serving Corp. members to blast u on this post because u want to deprive them of some extra alawee that would be used to tackle life after NYSC. No body forces a corp member to partake in election, it's a thing of choice!!

If u get mind u do, if u no mind mind no body fit suspend u.

Corpers sef belike; This election for be every month. Due to extra money they make from it to support alawee

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