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music vs sport

iya osun

chei, Jackie wetin hapun, dis bar empty,

parryon:
Barman get me alomo bitters ,shekpe and monkey tail mix together on tha rock please!oh and make it fast.

bros, how u dey take holl all dese tings for ya belle, I respect oo!

Idowuogbo:
Wait make i borrow u  wan laf b4 i massacre u hahahahahha
ok now lets follow business , so na malaria dey do u abi ,overdose on chloroquine abeg b4 your stages becomes kwashorkor . I also understand your gumshun share d same similarities to dat of a bulldog so dats y u always barking 24/7 abi  , eyah no worry i don go collect your biscuit bone at least wiv dat your gob wud b shut from talkin absolute nonsense . Humans dey talk Ogunfe like u  wan collect seat mingle u hia dat kain tale b4 behave your sef o inugo 

hehehe! abeg make una clap for it, how ur crazeman journey na, I hear say u don waka reach Niger republic, U  too like to dey shout and e no good, no go shout con shit all ur intestine for here oo, next time if e dey do u make u shout, jus start to dey whistle or make u dey whisper, e go help u, plus u no need to start to bite people for road before u treat that rabies wey dey worry u, I also hear say pimples don finish ya brain, o ma se o

does anything ever make sense to you?

chi-baby:
^ Ds boi u tlk 2much

hey ow far, u don resume shift, na u dey afternoon today, se u no too follow ur shadow argue sha,

El Guapo:
^ Talk to my Lady like that again i swear i'ld take a break frm work to bury u wiv Jabs

sorry, oko iyawo elepon blue,

Idowuogbo:
Come Mr Oga u wey dey recycle sanitary towel and pampers nko, d'everlasting smell is a part of u.I wud strongly advice u to bath wiv dettol and bleach daily u oozing.The remedy shud help if not u beta relocate to the zoo ,am sure sharing habitat wiv Gorillas wud b beta rather dan intoxicating us humans.Anofiaa u think u can come to jokes section begin yab anybody.Na who born d'mugun

hehehe, I sense a strong territorial behaviour here, so u don mark the whole of jokes section with ur strong menseserrm piss, plus you really got connection in the animal kingdom and you are willing to hook me up buh see blood is thicker than water u''ll fare better among them,

Idowuogbo:
oh i knew u wud reply me oliver twist u jus cant get enough of me
how many rounds of ban bi alla ten ten kobo did your triffling arse  do today to eat lunch , u don waka d whole ojota abi  . Dude your mouth no wrenk reach my own o , i wud strongly advice u to google more reply because you don enter lioness den.Like wtf u enter cabarn tink say u b DON u dis yau yau razz pikin .The herbs  u shouting na u suppose dey take am bath na to cleanse your caking body odour .Imagine u swimming al d fish for ocean go die str8 funnnnnnn!!!!! u dey smell like hippopotamus shyte 

Learn to bath well dude  :

Yes oo Mother Theresa, I know u are a cheerful giver, so u need google to yab nowadays, maybe I'll give it a try, I feel ur pain, after sleeping under ikeja bridge overnight, cold don freeze dat ur brain wey small pass mosquito own na im make ur craze double, I still dey talk am u too get connection with animal Kingdom, first u dey chop grass, secondly u belong to a clan of gorrilaz, now u r a Lioness, u neva see where dem dey milk lioness before, go and cure ur craze before u run enter market, Jackpot abeg come mop dis floor, dis crazewoman too dey pour spit, I be dey tink say na rott I dey follow talk, abeg bring umbrella if u dey come make she no baff u ooo

thank u Queen Elizabeth, buh d issue be say she neva chew am today

deli.cious:

Idowuogbo:
Come Mr Oga u wey dey recycle sanitary towel and pampers nko, d'everlasting smell is a part of u.I wud strongly advice u to bath wiv dettol and bleach daily u oozing.The remedy shud help if not u beta relocate to the zoo ,am sure sharing habitat wiv Gorillas wud b beta rather dan intoxicating us humans.Anofiaa u think u can come to jokes section begin yab anybody.Na who born d'mugun

oh I get ur prob, u neva chew cord today na im dey make that ur parkinson stricken fingers dey mistype plus u need to eat ur grass as soon as u start hearing those voices in ur head that makes u misbehave, and try remember d combination of herbs wey dem dey give u from that place wey u escape from, its for ur own good scon-scon

what do u expect, thats wat u get when you pack suckaway as a job, d smell never leaves u, change ur job, ok

who release u frm crazepple yard plus u don dey smoke mat again con dey chop elephant grass join, stop am, e no good

Borat

mr 702, u know say u no get name, u con post na, u sef spell two words from ya name

blame d guy wey dey poke oga nepa's wife wey no allow dem bring light, my phone battery's almost dead as well, who do I blame?

e fit start frm u, wetin we no go see for this world

chi-baby:
Lol ruggedneck go yarrd. da smell from ya mouth is confusin your brain

maybe na ur brain dey even smell sef,

chi-baby:
Hommie dat smell revealed itself the second u opened your yellow teeth

Dint u just admitt to your mouth smelling so bad and even proceeded to givin me a reason?  Ok lemmi remind u

u should learn to accept urself even if u carry sumtin this fowl about and stop pinning it on someone else, wait first, when u r alone, who do u blame? Lemme guess, ur shadow

odour that has turn to "everywhere u go" for u, u berra look for what is really smelling in ya body

chi-baby:
^ Exactly wat I thot. When was da last tym he even brushed dem teeth hez openin so wide 

it was d last time u came calling and all my supplies vanished when u left,

I'm quitting d internet for a month

jackpot:
[color=indigo]go make loff to a hyena in heat period.
insert your prick there till she cums and yells "EL GUAPO, you are hitting my center of gravity!"[/color] Nonsecable. mtcheEw

buhahahahaha!*hyena laff*

con artist

hits it back to her with a baseball bat

plumber

blame ya map for being outdated, got a bad toothache, who do I blame?

I use correct otumokpo block d blow, throw a hard ball of fufu at d nxt poster,

delegates d work to my subbordinates, throws a sachet of pure water @ d next poster

soak
soap

jackie ow far, u help me see my fazecap**rushes in to rush one shot* na wao, na inside this bar sum ppu sleep

Element G:
so na me be aboki? if i catch u ehn

element/drunk/star now aboki, its a pity

chinko for u could b condo for another