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Dated my wife for a year and half before we got married november last year. I did not touch her cos I have known her way back from uni and I know what she had always stood for except that I was cutting side job to satisfy me urge as a full fledge bachelor.. Ever since we got married I've not gone back to my old ways. we expecting our first child. and forget that thing about test driving, my wifes work is complete.. everything is there.

You can open nairaland in its current form with the most terrible network. I'm sure that's not possible with the design I'm seeing over here.. Nice work tho

Retirement home

Na so I wine up my glass for my motor without ac dey sweat profusely just so these boys no go throw knockout inside car for me as I dey come from watchnight service..

Omo this story long o

slightlyMad:
Stop deceiving yourself, this is a case of my friend needs that position hence i need to remove those there.

Exactly.. Stella Oduah brought her people en mass, fresh graduates employed as level 10, 12 officers in the civil service not to talk of the agm's and gm's paid heavy allowances and given cars while they hold back the promotion of those in the system. Chidoka has conducted about three staff audits since he took over, Its a matter of little time before he sends them packing so he can bring his folks to fill in the space so they can chop too.. we keep going in circles, diaris god

Caisenes:
words of looser, if he had been nominated would he have cared??

you are a bigger looser, you cant even read and understand an article of about 4 to 5 lines. I pity the person wey pay your school fees

I cant do without utorrent on any of my devices

Pls Mr Mikkyangel, what is d total landing cost for this http://m.ebay.com/itm/331068926489?nav=SEARCH&sbk=1

SkillzTyler: hope u stay in lagos.ama buzz u

yep.. lagos

SkillzTyler: i av medal of honour and La noire for swap.i need god of war 3 uncharted or any oda intrestin game

I have GOW III.. hit me up on whatsapp.. 08060794215.. I also got;
price of persia, sands of time
viking
Medal of honour..
all for exchange

100 airtel recharge card.. 200 for breakfask .. 150 for noodles, pepper and egg in d evening before leaving for work.. still has fuel in my car so no fuelling today.. 450.. I try sha

Gin (sabrina) & juice*cranberry*.. Udeme or gulder for beer..
non alcoholic; always coca-cola

Pls much can I budget for a golf 4 from cotonou. thanks

Reta.rd

The Americans did it, why can't we did it..

Redmosquito: Minion: My King is more interested in yansh than this bullshit. Is marijuana really that cheap nowadays?

it is commonly used as a remedy for headaches these days

Lol.. sorry.. dem don talk say make we no use am again... and btw ur broda nor see any other place bite

Muskeeto pls we need one of ur minion and hades parodies for this one

Listen to terryg's so high and u'll be dancing to timaya's sexy ladies.. this happens all d time, just enjoy d muic..and forget 2baba na d baba oo

D man made it clear that he stole and edited d piece.. what is now vexing those of u saying he copied it from facebook..

Someone still called me a maulag alumni yesterday.. I told her it was a figment of GEJ's imagination..

U nor fit go grab d tin mat..infact na two mats sef.. u don dull jor

November 17 here..

Jammin TerryG's see groove.. If u nor like TerryG, go and look bus
h.. Thank you

Anybody got good tips on shaving with shaving stick..I want to stop using clipper cos I dont get clean shave compared to what I see with people using the shaving sticks. I dey fear all dis bump tins..pls I need suggestions on good shaving gels, after shave or whatever solution that goes well with the shaving stick.. Abeg no give me all dis online story o..my bros dem wey don dey shave tey tey jus nack me d tory.. Thanks

deeplow: Bro,no tip for aparis(bald headed)?

deeplow: yes oo find sumtin for us naw!!
Guy cool down na wetin?I no be apari o.I go soon be sha.u sef no safe.

I feel ur pain bro.. ur hairline don dey enter inside too much, u no fit friction ur hair again

I dont see any reason why u guys keep complaining about mtn, there are other networks with good tarrifs..ditch ur mtn line and get on board a new network abi dem tie ur life to mtn.. As soon as I got my airtel line last year, I stopped giving out my mtn no and also stopped recharging it. I only recieve calls on it while I make all the calls on my airtel line.. If u dont like it, ditch d line and stop complaining

Billyonaire: Between 2am-3am
are period when psychic
activities can be observed, not
because its the peak time, but
its because most physical
activities are quiet so one can be
able to observe these ethereal
frequencies. If you wanna be
sure, use your phone to snap
random locations in places you
suspect that are haunted, what
you might see may make you
wanna relocate.

u too dey watch em sam and dean in supernatural

*Singing* I'm ur baby, I'm ur baby, I'm ur baby ...