₦airaland Forum

by ur side - sade
annies song - john denver
good mornin beautiful - steve holy
human nature - mj
fire - babyface
pda - john legend
put dat woman first - jaheim
womans worth, diary - alicia keys
I wont give up - jason mraz
free falling - john mayer
quando 3x - michael buble
mad - neyo
she will be loved - maroon5
wow, nothing - brandy
hey there delilah - plain white t's
Tonight - secondhand serenade
way back into love - music and lyrics ost
and a whole lotta stuff from craig david

Everly boned face..

Makes u nod the person sitting in front of u in public transport
makes u use a stranger's shoulder inside danfo as pillow
makes u ram ur car into nepa pole
makes u burn ur dinner

agb2011: no, he's been sniffing dustin powder!

lol

u no be d first person..u go soon tire

Dark shades to cover ur everly tinted eyes

Chinco brain

Shior.. Wait till u see Caro..

I'll give u a smokers brush, teeth washing powder and 1 year supply of mouthwash

Jin Chow

I will tif facebook and twitter frm d owners

in no particular order;
Money
folks to spend d money with
music on d go
mobile phone
food..I nor dey use my belle play

U no tall, u no short..u be like monkey post
ur scatter scatter teeth like rambo bullet
u chop akara, u sh.it ororo
u sh.it here, u sh.it there, u dey find d L.C.M

D instgram app is a hit..its only a matter of time before it blows all over ur faces.. Recognizing a young potential competitor and bringing him over to ur side while u still have d chance is a wise choice

chio: I was on

I was on funlink before but with this new tariff am switching to Airtel 2Good
where am Charged for the first min N36/min(60k/sec). and subsequent mins am charged N12/min (ie 20k/sec)
MTN can go and rest
how would i know someone that is on MTN PULSE

U can join d airtel 2good or let emptyhen continue milking u of d little funds wey u still dey manage..I cant remember d last time I recharged my emptyhen, I only receive calls on it **shior**

Lawma guy

I jst discoverd d cure for hiv/aids,

U really can't do anything as long as you dont have d means to live on your own. I wanted to leave home so bad buh there was nothing I could do, I tried staying with a friend at a point but d experience was not a good one cos I overstayed my welcome. Your parents house is the only place you cant over stay ur welcome cos its ur home. This is my fifth month of working and I'm making final arrangements to move out before d month runs out, issues like this, Patience is key, pls dont run away frm home cos of sum

I once got picked trying to board a molue, a guy was screaming "my phone my phone" I checked my pocket and realised my phone was gone. I just sat in the bus and kept quiet cos my phone don see fire, d screen was faulty, terrible keypads and I was holdind d diff parts of it with a rubber band. I'm sure if d guy could trace me, he'll return d phone

Dis bar is still running, jackie u try oo, Id, Efe and co, I hail oo

Both presenters from project fame, Joseph Benjamin and Dare Art Alade can do d trick

Jack ke for dis kain terrain, what we need is a combination of A-team for intel and Expendables for firepower

jackpot:
bros, the money no reach. Na 2000 coins you carry come. Goat head na N10000. We no dey sell Street-wandering goat head here, na only Italian Species we get.

see this man sha, u no fit count again abi, count am well, na 20,000 coins dey dia and besides na goat head I ask for no be human head

bright007:
@jackpot:aha!pity ťĥĕ guy naaww,u no see sey muscle don show for him lips $ eyes wey him take carry coins dey trek come here.

sumtin dey worry, after u win baba ijebu take all d money buy escalade, u no con see money chop, d moto don spoil now, u no even fit repair, u berra sell and take d money to buy keke napep

bright007:
**jacky where u dey now?before i say make i throw acid inside toilet u don come and go.
@roughneck:which level now?hope say dem buy market wella?
no forget to come pay all your gbese wey u dey bartender ooo

I don carry money come, check my bag, na one, one naira coins full am, jackie, pass me my goat head solo style make I rush am sharp sharp b4 sum ppu snatch am

Efemena_xy:
**Yawns. . .**

*5 houseflies navigate their way into her mouth*

blame ur bad date keeping habit that made u forget other pple's birthday, I feel like drinking beer this early morning

^ u nor get wrist watch, who wan follow u dey bar for dis kain time, wen b say na hia u dey sleep.

Cocoa Ola:
Hi everyone here as u can see if u get eye i'm a jjc here, i'm a pastor ibeg which drink good 4 me wey i fit order i don already order cowtail

if u finish with d water, move on to one harp diluted with yoghurt, u go fit go house yasef

yo Jackie, hw market, doc say shepe too much for my system, na im make me no enter bar since, Mr Bright, I see u, I greet my good ppu wey dey house meanwhile dj abeg play me liquor store blues by bruno mars n damien for Id, chi-luv n yinka

I hug am with speed, I conjour a set of triplets for d next poster

kanu got signed by Man.u