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slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...
Low budget ass award to placate penaldo the divenaldo

Ronaldo hater spotted
Ronaldo hater:
A person who identifies themselves as a Ronaldo hater but can't stop thinking about him and talks about him in posts that are not even related to him. This kind of person secretly has a crush on Cristiano Ronaldo and is called a Ronaldo hater.

Stale news

I wonder why no-one is talking about number 3.
Number 3 qualifies as rape In the court of law.
When a woman says "NO" OR "STOP"
, STOP even if she doesn't mean it or you THINK she doesn't mean it.

Brighton are the kings of draws

Double death. Even in in your coffin Nigeria will still try to kill you

Can it make adults smart
Because most people need it

Saltybear:
.which other Nigerian artists has been norminated twice ?

Your daddy?

My dad is not an artiste

Burna boy ain't winning shit.
He just dey make too much mouth
A nomination is not a win

Wizkid fans will not like this.
Even the OP is a wizkid fan
Giving us fake excuse that wizkid does not have vevo.
Lmao

P.S
I don't really fancy Nigerian songs.
But no Wizkid and Burna boy single can ever beat Fall and IF.
Slawormir go dey shout frog voice upandown
Has he listened to those two songs.

prosper87:
While preparing for WAEC, I read for an average of 7-11hrs a day. Mhen, i lost weight While preparing for WAEC, I read for an average of 7-11hrs a day. Mhen, i lost weight. But with your post, i feel inspired to do more when i get to university. Thanks bro, keep pushing, #NEVERGIVEUP#

Hey man
What was your jamb score
And which university are you aspiring to get.
And how was your waec

Hey bro
Pls don't tell me it's Unilorin.

21cents:
First admission: year I had 2.1CGPA. was so downtrodden after all the efforts I put in considering my poor background but the offK I stayed in my year 1 didn't help matters as I didn't make friends in time which could show me the way. na later I hear say boys been don see some past questions for CBT exams (100L is 100% CBT) where more than 80% of questions came out indirectly. Average boys then were having over 4point due to those moves and I felt so unfortunate for myself.

200L I put in mad work since 200L and above was paper based writing assessment and I was shocked to still see same CGPA with some carryovers. I could've challenged the lecturers to show me my scripts and see how they marked them because I was so sure of the things I wrote. na later pesin come dey tell me say whatever you have in 100L is what you'll be seeing till you graduate and that challenging the lecturers could spell more doom to my results. Chai I was so sad considering the work my dad does to sponsor me but I felt no regrets whatsoever as I was satisfied I was serious with my doinz but not just lucky. got a skill and dropped out.

Ronaldo hater spotted
Ronaldo hater:
A person who identifies themselves as a Ronaldo hater but can't stop thinking about him and talks about him in posts that are not even related to him. This kind of person secretly has a crush on Cristiano Ronaldo and is called a Ronaldo hater.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Niggarrrr
Nice write up

But why you nor Green take the last penalty na

Na wetin penaldo...sorry..I mean Ronaldo take dey shine

And moreover delta girls in general not just warri girls are damnn strong

Why our water dey always brown

We keep saying this
CRUDE OIL IS NOT THE FUTURE
the coming Nigerian generation will suffer
How will we pay back the debts they keep on borrowing.
They give birth to their children abroad and those ones acquire citizenship.
The ones that don't give birth abroad.
Later they'll send them there permanently.
While they leave the lower class in the country to pay a debt they didn't benefit from
I weep for Nigeria.

TheGiftedOne:
But He's yet to play for them. Each time He's been selected, He ends up not playing.

He just did recently
In the UEFA nations league.

A Primate that is more active in Politics than Religion.

I'm pretty sure it's not Ortom.

I just hope this Tensions wouldn't lead to Nuclear war.

This is the most reasonable answer I've seen on this thread.

The OP is just Delusional.

kkins25:
Help? you now if i tell you to give me urgent 2k just like that, would you? The guy is trying to pave the way for a relationship but a grown ass working lady never chop for good 3 days and most importantly no logical reason was provided.
ishilove: kkins how are you?
kkins: im fine.
ishilove: so whats up how was work?
kkins: fine
ishilove(trying to find another angle to extend the conversation: ok, what did you eat today?
kkins: nothing.
ishilove assumes kkins is not interested in having a conversation and decides to give kkins some time.

one day later
ishilove: kkins, whats up?
kkins: fine.
ishilove: did you sleep well?
kkins: yes.
ishilove: have you eaten?
kkins: No.
ishilove: oh! whats going on?
kkins: Nothing.

ishilove concludes kkins is not interested decides to give up for now and try again letter..

this is what happened and yet according to you, ishilove is not a good friend. fear naija women!!

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That's how Bukayo Saka lied to us.

They want them so they can rehabilitate them.

Vikyung:
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Nawa o!

light099:
Nice gesture from papa and happy birthday to her.
Though I'm no fan of hers but something I can't but admit is that her flow is tight as fvck. Like she was born with a song in her mouth. She might not have the best voice or singing ability but her flow is tight. She could just be literally there from morning till night singing, like a submachine spitting bullets at the speed of 2000m/s.

Then like I always say, there are levels to this shiit in life.
The celebrity of your celebrity is still a fan of a bigger celebrity.
That's why never should you stoop too low all in the name of fanning a wack, who's your fellow human being, because the person you're ass licking is also ass licking someone else, which makes you the nigga at the tail end of the ladder.
When I see kids who worship the likes of Messi and Penaldo, I just SMH, while perpetual sycophants see me as a hater because asslicking isn't a dominant trait in my gene.
I didn't mean you shouldn't appreciate people but some folks came to life with default gene of asslicking.
When you're the fan of froggido on FB, fan of Penaldo on Instagram, fan of Messi on Twitter, spend whole time arguing about Wizkrap on Nairaland; you're always a perpetual fan all the time. If you spend your whole life fanning others, when will others fan you too?
Celebrities are not better than you, they just got lucky with life, anyone can get lucky. Tomorrow might be your turn, so never you lose your head today because of one wack celebrity.
Anyway just saying. If asslicking is your mission in life, please stay loyal to the hustle, whatever pays your bills or rocks your boat. Some people have made it from asslicking, you can do too.

See this Hypocrite.
You called Ronaldo penaldo.
When Messi has not scored any goal from open play this season
Hasn't scored in El Classico since Ronaldo left La liga.

MORATA HAS MORE OFFSIDE GOALS THAN MESSI HAS OPEN PLAY GOALS this season
And you say you don't lick ass.

It should be "FEC approves 3BILLION NAIRA for printing of GOLDEN QUESTION PAPERS"
since we all want to be mad.

html14java:
Earlier, it was Ngọzi Okonjo Iweala now Ekweremmadu.

Nigerians keep making us proud.

Wrong thread madam.

Where is AND SLAWORMIR!

Where has been all this endsars time
And Slawormir
Slawormir would have supported Endsars Obviously
But Mr Manna would have been against endsars with Mr and Mrs Righteousness

Hmmm
Nice
I'll start planting