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TV/MoviesRe: Gbenga Aruleba Of AIT Relieved From Anchoring 'FOCUS NIGERIA' by royallord1(m):
Wow..... Its sad though ... But truely the program needs rebranding... Its potentials are not fully been actualized
FamilyRe: Lady Celebrates Her House Help From Southern Kaduna (Photos) by royallord1(m): 6:21pm On May 07, 2018
sdindan:
Your location grin
Edo state
FamilyRe: Lady Celebrates Her House Help From Southern Kaduna (Photos) by royallord1(m): 9:33am On May 07, 2018
sdindan:
my sis own is from jos.

She was 6 years when she came.

A lovely girl.

Swore not to go back to her place again.

I call her Menini grin grin
Baba... Abeg I need some one to keep my parents company.... 08067491470 is my number ... Help a brother
FamilyRe: Lady Celebrates Her House Help From Southern Kaduna (Photos) by royallord1(m): 9:28am On May 07, 2018
Pls I am looking for a young boy that I will adopt ... Become an integral part of my family... Who has the connect... Abeg connect me... 08067491470
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Huge Python Killed By Brother Measured 16ft!!! by royallord1(m): 5:14pm On May 04, 2018
edimat007:
Use better phone
grin grin grin grin see this cow.... If ur papa dey use my kind of phone and e will am give u as inheritance... Omo wen d man go die... U decide sell the phone... Na complete store you go open with the cash... But then ur papa no fit afford my phone in the first place.. cheesy cheesy
CultureRe: Oba Of Benin Arrives Ooni’s Palace For Visit by royallord1(m): 8:34pm On Apr 28, 2018
The father went to the son.... Argue at ur own perils
CultureRe: Oba Of Benin Visits Ile-ife by royallord1(m): 8:31pm On Apr 28, 2018
The father went to the son..... Argue at ur own peril tongue
CelebritiesRe: See This Hilarious Throwback Photo E Money’s Old Garage In 2004 by royallord1(m): 10:49am On Apr 27, 2018
Toyota camry spider dat came in 2007 is in a pic taken in 2004... Hmmm this guy...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Buhari Introduces Startup Nigeria: How To Apply For It by royallord1(m): 9:24am On Apr 27, 2018
grin
Christianity EtcRe: Is It A Sacrilege To Name A Child "JESUS"? by royallord1(m): 6:39am On Apr 22, 2018
No its not... Jesus is also a name.. Its only Africa dat don't own the religion will see it as taboo....
South Americans answer that name a lot....
PoliticsRe: We’ve Been Particularly Inspired By Our Youths, Theresa May Tells Commonwealth L by royallord1(m): 1:41pm On Apr 20, 2018
grin
Car TalkRe: Bye Bye Transmission Of This FJ Cruiser by royallord1(m): 8:00pm On Apr 12, 2018
ouch.... The DJ cruiser was clearly and completely raped...
But to think it... The gclass is a v8 twin plug per valve so there is no way the fj stood a chance....
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Huge Python Killed By Brother Measured 16ft!!! by royallord1(m):
Where d picz

Modified*** I Don see am... The snake resemble edimat007
EducationRe: ‘Only 28 Candidates Registered For Common Entrance Exam In Zamfara’ by royallord1(m): 7:46am On Apr 06, 2018
I think this people are clearly doing this to enhance qouta system
CareerRe: How To Feel Less Tired After A Day's Work by royallord1(m): 7:42am On Apr 06, 2018
Take a bottle of cold beer after a light dinner.... And watch the stress melt away.... Effortlessly.... You will sleep like a baby....
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija2018: I will never open Pant for anybody in the house – Khloe Vows!! by royallord1(m): 12:56pm On Mar 29, 2018
Its a rear privilege for any of those guys in the house to sink so low to sleep with you.... All black plywood body... Nothing to hold and behold....

Plus.... Really men take the panties of them women not the other way around...
PoliticsRe: Shehu Sani An ‘internally Displaced Person In APC’ – PDP Group by royallord1(m): 11:25am On Mar 28, 2018
Hian grin
PoliticsRe: Apga Has All It Takes by royallord1(m): 9:05am On Mar 27, 2018
Indeed it has all takes to take Igbo's no where.... The fowl party has no pedigree at all
PoliticsRe: I Miss PDP: The Economy Under Jonathan Wasn’t As Bad As It Is Today, Says Sanusi by royallord1(m): 8:50pm On Mar 26, 2018
This cattle emir... Abacha should have done justice to you and saved us of this agony of having u in our generation....
PoliticsRe: Live: PDP Holds A Public Discourse On Contemporary Politics & Govt In Nigeria by royallord1(m): 12:16pm On Mar 26, 2018
Hmmmmmmm.... Create a discourse on how to get a better Nigeria... Present ur self as the only viable party to achieve this... Hmmmm nice plans
Hope it works
AgricultureRe: I Need Supply Of Hundreds Of Tons Of Pko(palm Kernel Oil) On A Weekly Basis by royallord1(m): 4:10pm On Mar 22, 2018
08067491470
TV/MoviesRe: Tstv Launches Sassy On 1st April 2018.its Finally Here!!!!! by royallord1(m): 2:55pm On Mar 22, 2018
April first.... Hmmm April fools day...
Hope dis people don't think of us as fools... If dey intend to raise hopes again... They have failed from inception....
Car TalkRe: Please Help: Speed Not Exceeding A Certain Point by royallord1(op): 7:13pm On Mar 14, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
just ask the mechanic for your initial engine ecu, it is written on the back.

Then contact 0803 427 0856 membis for a replacement part.
Yea that's the problem... The initial ecu was stolen so we do not have the initial serial number
Car TalkRe: Please Help: Speed Not Exceeding A Certain Point by royallord1(op):
Costee:
Where was the key reprogrammed to the bus when the ecm was replaced? Or maybe it has no immobilizer?
You may post the VIN or by PM
The key was not reprogrammed sir... Would post the vin as soon as I get home...
Car TalkRe: Please Help: Speed Not Exceeding A Certain Point by royallord1(op): 7:30am On Mar 14, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
the problem is hydra headed.

Most times when a mechanic overhauls an engine and it refuses to start, they always jump at the poor engine-ecu (brainbox) and then the tinkering starts, later they realise problem was mechanical and by then the auto electrician (rewire) has already done irreversible damage to the engine ecu.

As it is I know your original engine ecu is very expensive, and scarce, that's the reason they tried so many and only got a close match, but not a match.

Presently vehicle is in limp mode or not working well mode cheesy

Best bet is to find the exact engine ecu, Fix up all the abused wiring and vehicle will return to factory specs.

Good luck.
Thanks bro... The only problem is I can't identify the correct brain box number.... So its gonna be a herculean task.... Plus the bus has no diagnosis port to scan the vehicle...
Thanks
Car TalkPlease Help: Speed Not Exceeding A Certain Point by royallord1(op): 3:09am On Mar 14, 2018
Good day!
I own a Nissan urvan bus(model pics attached), unfortunately I hard engine problems and took it for repair .... In the process of repair my ecu was burnt, so I got another... Unluckily for me that new brainbox was stolen... So mechanic tried almost 8 brain box before he got the one that starts the bus and give good throttle response (electronic throttle)

The issue....
I took it for a long distance drive and discovered the bus does not go pass 3.5 rpm even with the throttle floored, irrespective of what so ever gear I am on... So on gear 5 the best speed I can get from her is 110km/h which might be an OK speed but it struggles to climb hills even without load... The best speed I get climbing a hill is 50km/h...

Great gurus what could be the problem, cos the silly mechanic is a lost course..

Cc:
GAZZUZZ
kingreign
@nissanparts
@costee

Christianity EtcRe: I Was Prevented From Receiving Holy Communion In Anglican Church Over Card by royallord1(m): 4:28pm On Mar 04, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Yes it is.
That card is not only a proof that you are qualified to receive the Holy communion but also a proof that your name is in the book of life.

No matter where you are, have that card handy.
A person who dies holding that card is guaranteed of a sure visa to heaven.
Hilarious...... U are just a fuccktard i swear. cheesy grin
AutosRe: Isuzu Truck Bought Brandnew For Sale by royallord1(op): 8:27pm On Mar 03, 2018
Still dey.... Keep the calls coming
AutosRe: Isuzu Truck Bought Brandnew For Sale by royallord1(op): 12:17pm On Mar 03, 2018
Very available.... Sound and strong
PoliticsRe: Chibok Girls: Jonathan Blasts APC Govt, Lai Mohammed by royallord1(m): 11:40pm On Mar 02, 2018
Chia..... Technical knockout.,.... Lie Mohammed.... King of lies

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