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Idowuogbo: Sir, wey my ring? Please do it d proper way... Agberos 2 like better thing.

Chai..... they no fit catch you for corner.

You are smart and charming in a funny and suave way.

I like your way.

salsera: Babymama - its just recycled gist
i'm sure she's browsing on the internet in jail now

RR
these threads on family section nowadays dont have anything to do with family

I tire o

Other mods just push any topic with the word husband, wife , man, wonan and child into the family section.

And how many I wan close?

Before I get name.....Lollllz.

Idowuogbo: Na me dey press like with my alt ac's.

*****Falls from tree like Mynd44


Na you dey like yourself like that?


Officially I don Lorreta you.

Oya open our marriage thread straight.

Front page in 5 minutes.

kulyie: As long as you are comfortable with him sticking his preek into your anus and afta all the releasing,putting into your mouth again

Eeewwwww

Bad girl.

ypepe: Roy don't mind her jare!
Iduwo is taken and with two wonderful twins recently. She is pullin ur leg.
U didn't c d post where I asked her if she don carry belle again?

Jesoosssss.


You mean she is another Loretta in the building?

#Lobatan

This Badoski of a girl.


Hmmm

Na so she go dey show small small body part for her dp and next na 200likes.

If she come show all her face and body nko?


Lollllz

ypepe: Kai, who bring this woman come this side at this time
RR, pursue her pls!
Na so all her followers will swim to this place now.

He he he...you want her to set her boiz on me? mbannu

Idowuogbo: I'm serious joor!

Infact, give me ur digits

He he he...you know that corner wey we dey meet na!

Idowuogbo: Sir!

Your daddy don catch you for here.

Lollllz

Idowuogbo: Henhen?

Na so babes dey rush Roy baba? Interesticano! Oga, I'm old o! Can we rock Nd roll?

Lollllz. Why not?

We start from Texas and we rock into Fiji.

Nothing does we!!

ypepe: Come Roy make we talk.
Does it mean u don't like any of these girls here?
I'm not joking this time o!
I know u had interest in mrsincredible hence my post.

I want to come for ur marriage.
Fine and good gals dey here I must tell u.
It seems u r too selective.
And that is worrisome to me.

Lollllz.
The Truth and nothing but the truth?

Well, got a lot of emails and pm from ladies here. However I consider most of them too young.

Not too selective but I have a high standard though.

And I guess that automatically shifts them into the "friend zone"!!



But I assure you am not as woman shy as it appears o.

I fire on all cylinders when am in my right elements.

Not to worry .....an I.v will be in your laps someday soon.


Thanks sis.

double post

[quote author=slimyem][/quote]I guess all your Naija toasters have to wait up till midnight to catch a glimpse of you these days. Lollllz

Really you don't have to complain since its their house and that's the rule.

Solution:
Get the daughter to serve your food in a warmer so you pick the warmer whenever you are ready. I know how awkward it could be having to ask for food each moment you are hungry...makes you feel like a beggar....a leach....a parasite !!!! Right?

Endure till you can afford to feed yourself.

ypepe: Bia, close ur mouth dia!
U won't go and pay kuli kuli pride price.

I laugh in Kanwulia voice.
Mu che che che che

Boys go don full her email today alone.

Nairaland dudes no dey take eye see better thing.

Baby mama: Why is this case making the news now
I researched into it and it is gist from 2008
Mchtwwl

Well Osun defender needs the traffic to make sure they buy new Mac book pro for their bosses this year.

Lol.

slimyem: What for..when they can make their own?

P0rn is for wankers

[size=16pt] GBAM [/size]

Eeya see all my village girls in the house.






Lol @grass

ypepe: Osanobua!
So women r into 419 too?

What a man can do......women are doing better.

Ewuro707: Omo daa o se fi shaya

Hehehehe


You get shares for her bride price?

Ewuro707: Hate kę? That's too strong. We love you baje! Anyways now the veil is off black market. Awon Elenu sho sho now will surely take action. [size=18pt]Royal Roy [/size]!!!!!

kulyie: lmao,let them even bring it on,i dey house for them [size=18pt] royal roy[/size] too is another twin.i love him daku (not e' rotik kind o )

And then Sewa wey no be twins don become celebrity already.

Funny how I have seen a more beautiful pix of her than this.

Ewuro707: Royal Roy pls check it out.

Yeske.


Lollllz.


Sewa na babe .

pickabeau1: this is dedicated to Woy and his entourage
https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4035/4273824607_d1207dc26d.jpg

Nashville: You don't wanna be Moyes right now, or Allardyce!

Damn!!!"!!!

Where is my ban button?



You guys don't get it? Steam will run out on all this gra-gra Arsenal.... City and Pool soon as the world cup comes near. Who no wan go world cup? (except Ibrahimovich )

Injury scare will keep them playing with caution...... and then he who is down fears no fall.......GGMU.

Pessimism is the worst kind of attitude I can cope with.

Life should be faced with a good blend of realism and optimism.

Been a pessimist is like Already accepting defeat before going to war.

You need to refresh your thought process please. This attitude might not get you far in life.

Have you noticed people already avoid you? Have you noticed people around you don't tell you things ?

Is your girlfriend/ wife happy with this attitude? I don't think so......except she is a pessimist like you.



Wake up bro, nothing im life works out without having a positive attitude.

tunapa2009: I just sighted RR some seconds ago now!! Where did he run to?

BTW... I saw RoyalRoy, na swansea my Brain dey process.. Sorry bro, it can only get better next season...

He he he

E-badu Belle people.

Leave us o.. ..we just dey encourage all the others too so you can have a feel of what bit means to be a champion. Next season it will be a one sided show.

mrsincredible: People sending me messages I won't reply u.

Buhahahaha..


I trust Nairalanders.


Oshofree dudes.

I laugh in Kanwulia voice


[size=16pt] Mu che che che che.[/size]

ypepe: Oga Roy, r u eyeing mrs incredible?
This one ur interest dey for this matter welluwell

Oya, make una start una own na

Don't u know some derailing r good ones?
Abeg leave them. I'm enjoying d flow.

*whispers-u can never tell*

Topic.
Poster, u lack self esteem. Develop that first and take ur time b4 u jump into d fire.

Lollllz.


Well I just like her username but I wouldn't imagine she is single.

Plus she doesn't want to compromise much.
She doesn't want to leave Abuja neither does she go out to gardens.

The right attitude to issues like this is to be a bit more available and open minded. That does not mean she is desperate or needy. But at least she needs to compromise a little.


All the best Miss Incredible





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Your attitude has 80% of determining how you are perceived.

For starters.... what gave you the idea of the user name Mrs Incredible?

I wouldn't in a thousand years imagine you are single.

2. You said you can't move around .....meaning your relationship is already confined to Abuja alone. That to me means if you have a good suitor outside of your comfort zone does that means a No-no for you?

kulyie: gbam.thats all

on a lighter note @ royal roy edunjobi mi,this new year na you ban me but all the same i still love you (not e-ro #tic kind of love o)

anyway happy new year :*

Lollllz.

Happy new year Sewa.

slimyem: Gets ear muff nah...
Its simple.

I snore like a truck these days.
Lollllz.

I terrorise all my housemates...... but since I don't sleep more than just 3 hrs per day I guess they only have to endure till 2am when am awake.

Op..... I don't suggest using ear muff o.

That is a dangerous short cut. You have all you ears blocked to all sounds when u have it on. That's not really security friendly except you don't care much about what goes around you when you are zzzzzzzzz.

Endure please or you get your room.

Lollllz.


I guess he is still among the rational few.

Some dude will still attempt to derail your ministry. I know it sounds wacked but av seen some silly never-say-die dudes.

Nice thread.