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Education / Re: A Student Shot During Protest In FUNAAB Today (Photos) by roymary: 7:40pm On Aug 18, 2016
saiNDAvengers:
Serves them right.....

Why should they protest under Buhari regime

Why didn't they protest during Jonathan's era


SMH
Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Looks Flawless In New Photo by roymary: 1:31pm On Aug 18, 2016
Yimu
Health / Re: Help!!! My Husband Is A One Minute Man, I Am Frustrated! by roymary: 8:19pm On Aug 17, 2016
teekol:
All your suggestions are noted. Who knows of any potent drug he can use. Pls help


Pills are temporal solution. Will work for awhile but if he gets used to taking pills before making love to you- The condition will deteriorate more than the present state. Fix diet and exercise.

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Health / Re: Help!!! My Husband Is A One Minute Man, I Am Frustrated! by roymary: 8:12pm On Aug 17, 2016
teekol:
Hello fellow nairalanders, I got married in January this year and I have not enjoyed my husband for once. I mean he is okay in other aspects but in the bedroom, he doesn't satisfy me . He barely lasts up to 5 minutes and it is really frustrating considering the fact that I have been in other relationships in the past and I know what a good sex feels like. My husband is tired , so am I. Anyone with a reasonable solution please?No insults, only reasonable comments. Thanks

Stop feeding him RICE, EBA and Yam. He should stop drinking Alcohol. Have him run 1-2 miles every evening. It's a gradual process but he will improve.

Lastly, Have him think about BUHARI and APC while making love to you. He will never be excited- You Kumm outta excitement but setting his mind on Nigerian economy will never excite any human being.


DIET - Most important. Have him stay off starch for some months but replace that with Boiled Unripe Plantain and vegetable. Cook Beans.

Exercise: Equally important.

Alcohol- Men should only drink occasionally.

Mind Game during se x: Don't get too excited.

Love him regardless and understand his situation cos he will surely get better. You don't need 1 hour of love making to make babies anyway.

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Romance / Re: Why I Don't Have A Girlfriend. by roymary: 5:45am On Aug 17, 2016
Romance / Re: Heres How To Have Sex With A Nairaland Girl. by roymary: 5:43am On Aug 17, 2016

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Politics / Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by roymary: 11:09pm On Aug 16, 2016
We don't look like Kenyans o!!! TF!

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Religion / Re: How Pastors Have Sex With Members - Olukoya by roymary: 3:53pm On Aug 16, 2016
ifenes:
Ain't all pastors fake? You serve an unverified god


Your spiritual eyes are blind.

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Romance / Re: Heres Why You Should Marry A White Woman...pics by roymary: 2:08am On Aug 16, 2016

Politics / Re: Our Convention Holds Despite Justice Abang's Inferior Interim Order: PDP by roymary: 1:56am On Aug 16, 2016
Toluensdollars:
These party is already dead, they should just keep shut jaree.

You must be 12 yrs old or within that range. Go drink some milk or go to bed ! undecided

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Politics / Re: Our Convention Holds Despite Justice Abang's Inferior Interim Order: PDP by roymary: 1:52am On Aug 16, 2016
StOla:
PDP is very intent on starting the 2nd cycle of the self destruction that created the legal maze it has found itself.

They have forgotten that this is not the PDP era when very clear judgements are disregarded by the state, who then expect another trial to explain the verdict of the previous trial.


You are so wrong!

PDP realized their mistakes and they don't care about being damned to make amends!.

I don't know too much but Sheriff or whatever his name is seem to be a tool to destabilize the party.

Court orders don;t mean shhit anymore! Go figure

undecided undecided undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Rukky Sanda Transparent Native Attire by roymary: 7:40pm On Aug 15, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: 9ice Celebrates His Daughter's Birthday With Family by roymary: 6:58pm On Aug 15, 2016
Dbeze:
Wowwwww, baby already looking yourubaish


kolo grin grin grin
Romance / Re: The Beauty Of Nigerian Women From Jos-plateau And Southern Kaduna (middlebelt). by roymary: 6:54pm On Aug 15, 2016
Na wa o. So all these ones no get NAIRALAND account

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Crime / Re: Civil Servant Dies In Efcc's Custody After Six Hours (pictured) by roymary: 2:32pm On Aug 15, 2016
hannyjay:
Another flat head don miss in action.hmmmn D fear of EFCC


Honestly, animal better pass you- Someone just died and tribal jargon is all that struck your sick mind. Mor0n


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Romance / Re: He Asked Me For Marriage And I Said........ by roymary: 2:32am On Aug 12, 2016
No one should propose till 2019. Una no dey fear No be GEJ be dis o grin

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Romance / Re: Can You Believe? I Saw Jessica And Caro Doing Something Dangerous & Bad (pics) by roymary: 2:30am On Aug 12, 2016
Na APC cause this kain nonsense.
Romance / Re: Finally, You Have All Gotten Yourselves Lives. by roymary: 2:15am On Aug 12, 2016

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Romance / Re: Am in love with you mhiztee15 :-* by roymary: 2:06am On Aug 12, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:
i can't stop looking at her profile kiss you are a blessing to this forum and nigeria as awhole, i anticipate looking at your profile like bank alert kiss


OMG! who do you like this?
Romance / Re: Laura Ikeji Is Looking For A Makeup Artist To Employ. by roymary: 1:55am On Aug 12, 2016
" they are waiting for me" this girl head no correct- Bank dey wait for you?
Politics / Re: Why Nigeria, Its People, Are Suffering — Buhari by roymary: 1:29am On Aug 12, 2016
1. Public declaration of assets and liabilities ( ...yimu na only cow we see not even a WAEC cert.)

2. State and community policing ( ...yimu yeah KAI/WAI is back)

3. Ban on all government officials from seeking medical care abroad (...yimu - Na small ear infection carry grandpa go London)

4. Implementation of the National Gender Policy, including 35% of appointive positions for women (...yimu unless e go happen tomorrow)

5. Revival of Ajaokuta steel company (...still yimu but dem say hope dey)

6. Generation, transmission and distribution of at least 20,000 MW of electricity within four years and increasing to 50,000 MW with a view to achieving 24/7 uninterrupted power supply within 10 years. (...yimu Nepa dey hopeless)

7. Empowerment scheme to employ 740,000 graduates across the 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory. (...yimu all the grad don turn musicians)

8. Establishment of a free-tuition and scholarship scheme for pupils who have shown exceptional aptitude in science subjects at O/Levels to study ICT-related courses. (...yimu !!! Na suit dem take dey sell recharge card now)

9. 720,000 jobs by the 36 states in the federation yearly (20,000 per state). (...yimu this man can lie sha)

10. Three million Jobs per year (...yimu when 3M dey frustrate per second)


2019, no party will have funds to challenge this APC.

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Politics / Re: Why Nigeria, Its People, Are Suffering — Buhari by roymary: 11:41pm On Aug 11, 2016
Standing5:
Take bread for example, had GEJ's cassava bread strategy produced any meaningful result, the price of bread wouldn't be double today. Don't forget that sugar, another major component of bread is largely prnduced in Nigeria.
The bad policies & wastages during all our years of excess fund is the cause of current economic predicament. I keep saying it, Buhari has already exceeded expectations. To postpone the doomsday the way he did and be paying paying salary with ease he has scored 120% already.


Be like dem add 10k to your salary wey body dey sweet you to dey defend this monster of a president who gives no fvck about the common man! If only i could take back my vote right away.

Tell that retar-ded analysis to your extended folks who dey suffer steady as we speak

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Romance / Re: Laura Ikeji Dancing Godwin by roymary: 2:47am On Aug 11, 2016
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Sports / Re: Mikel Obi, Siasia Airbone To Brazil - Pics by roymary: 1:09pm On Aug 05, 2016
Exmarte:
OP is a racist. Why must you show a black guy where he is eating banana? What msg are you trying to pass across to the foreign folks? That monkey dey on plane? Abeg remove d banana pinshur

Wow! Is this your personal definition of racism? Does this mean you honestly wouldn't eat banana in public ?

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Visits Bourdillon Street In Lagos - See Photos by roymary: 6:09pm On Jul 16, 2016
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Literature / Re: See The Great Handwork Drawn In Celebration Of Prof Wole Soyinka's 82nd Birthday by roymary: 6:46am On Jul 14, 2016
Akshow:
shove your Jesus where the sun doesn't shine
muahmed:
Must u comment? U better turn 2 Islam now 4 a guarantee 2 d afterlife because Jesus also was a muslim.


After all the pain una ideology dey cause in the world at present shame still gree you dey talk

Fix your home before inviting others...Have some goddamn shame. undecided undecided undecided

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Politics / Re: Buhari Urges Peace In South-Sudan by roymary: 10:06am On Jul 12, 2016
Nigga please!!! shocked
Religion / Re: Brother Of Eunice Mojisola Olawale Protests In Ibadan(pics) by roymary: 4:01pm On Jul 11, 2016
EvilSeeed:

MTCHEEW!
She was intolerant herself.


For real Abeg gist me...How she dey dey intolerant? The only thing wey go cause fight na make you no respond to explain as she take dey intolerant. undecided

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Romance / Re: What Can One Do About A Snoring Partner? by roymary: 6:25am On Jul 03, 2016
kamel4real2015:
common did i said you are snoring in my sentence read it again madam



"did i say"
Romance / Re: Why Girls Are Using Soft Drinks To Wash Their Vaginas by roymary: 3:12am On Jul 03, 2016
La Dream La Click grin

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Romance / Re: Why Do I Have Injuries That Appear From Nowhere? by roymary: 3:09am On Jul 03, 2016
^^^

You wicked no be small o grin
Romance / Re: Do I Look Like A Cat Or A Fish? by roymary: 3:05am On Jul 03, 2016
Blind people !!! You look like a Frog. grin grin grin

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