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I love Christmas; has nothing to do with any girl nor woman.

If only people will stop suffering over this Sex and Relationship thing. 70% of the times, it leads to unnecessary headaches. For me, i'd love to be a Virgin again if it were possible. The whole scenario is not worth the sweat at the end of the day. I might not even know the difference between rejections and relationships any longer. Taking on some more important things in life. We've been on this sex and relationship thing for too long.


I'd be glad if my erection reduces,

Love sees sharply, hatred sees even more sharply, but Jealousy sees the sharpest for it is love and hate at the same time. Jealousy is all the fun you think they had. Jealousy is a tiger that tears not only its prey but also its own raging heart.Its okay to be jealous, you will outgrow it.

Mudley313:
christ supposedly had a unique lifestyle as written in books, something which most of his followers, like your moronic self, have sadly failed to exemplify while at the same time hypocritically proclaiming to follow him 
it is your irresponsible father who is a slowpoke
oh ok. since you decided to go the name calling route, here we go then:

fvck your god and his imaginary self, fvck the so-called holy ghost who despoiled josephs wife mary to give birth to his son/himself, fvck his carpenter son/himself, and fvck all of your deluded and superstitous beliefs in imaginary jewish deities

now what?

I did not call you names that does not befit you Sir, i called you names that suits your kind. If anyone ought to have been flushed down the latrine, it sure was suppose to be you Sir. Check history, no one picks a fight with God and wins; its always an horrible ending.

I won't add to the reasons the anger of God will descend on you. Enjoy your time.

Mudley313:
from this:
to these:

i see you're not only a deluded idi0t, you're also a confused and hypocritical buffoon. just pls stop parading yourself as a christian on here cos you display not an iota of being christ-like with the filth you effortlessly spout out your smelly mouth

since you've decided to resort to name calling in defense of your long dead and rotten never-can-do-more-than-a-dead-rat jewish carpenter of a so-called god i would leave you to your own deluded folly. i only blame your irresponsible father for not flushing your worthless deluded self down the toilet in a condom after paying your pr0stitute mum for sex. ewu

Oh yeah! I didn't know you acknowledge Christ had a unique lifestyle. That era of spoon-feeding morons has passed. I have no regard for you and will call you the most ridiculous of names as long as you won't stop saying crap about God. Its blasphemy of the highest order.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=544314.msg7088217#msg7088217 date=1289015725]Im sorry . I manage to put in guys whom always post and that I know of I guess. Perhaps if you could introduce yourself than I can know which category to place u [/quote]Well, what you see is what you get, but Nah!!! Never mind. I'll stay on the outside; its safer there. Less trouble.

[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=543388.msg7084785#msg7084785 date=1288965934]I try not to cry when i see punny but I cant control my tears of joy [/quote]LOL, What an outlaw you are!

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=544314.msg7088157#msg7088157 date=1289013430]I know u like it cause I fall in love with it [/quote], Do i really like it? I know ladies would love this, You need to create more categories that suits people like me. Lol

What a thread!

Mudley313:
smh @ someone who worships an imaginary arabian deity brought to him by a  savage arabian peadophile masquerading as a prophet of god calling others ignorant and foolish. it is you who is an ignorant buffoon and need to get your head seriously examined in a psychiatric ward for believing in ancient arabian folktales. i bet your dumbass also believe alaadin and the wonderful lamp was a real story too; atleast its more believable, more interesting and with less acts of barbarity than your gutter book called the koran
and do you believe that this god's own son he killed is god himself (aka the christian god)? cos if you don't then you clearly believe your imaginary towel head arabian desert god is better/the real deal. retarded dumbfuck
i guess your absolute belief that a jewish carpenter murdered like a common criminal is god is just a ruse as well since there's no sitting on the fence with things you reject, like allah being the one true god and providing people with virgins in the afterlife or zeus and the other hoards of greek gods and godesses or olodumare, krishna or even guru maharaji who claims to be god, cos (according to you) they still affect our lives. remember, there are no exemptions
you guys can keep killing yourselves over imaginary friends that can never speak nor act for themselves. deluded goats

Only a fool says there is no God. Its not ideal or right to call another a fool but your rants shows you are inevitably a deluded fool. You are worthless in my own sight if you disregard the existence of God. The lil ant is of more value than you are. I have no reasons to prove jack to you; the proof is all around you; but your insight lacks life in it.

There are two religions: one that originates from man’s heart and the other originates from God’s heart. Indeed, all religions that differ from God’s plan of salvation through Jesus Christ is merely the imagination of men. When we seek God, it is vitally important that we do not try to find the way that suits us best!

Keep finding any way besides what is written in God’s Word and you will be disappointed gallantly.

Nairaland is not even a place to argue because i can not see your sorry face; you might truly not be worth talking to. As for me, i still have so much catching-up to do to make Heaven and won't let a blockhead nor a devil's advocate distract or waste my precious time.

Enjoy your life while it lasts! Its not mandatory you believe there is a God neither is it compulsory that you accept Jesus Christ. Heaven will have its own people and Hell won't relent at keeping her own candidates. Its your Choice.

Honestly, considering your conjectural rants, its glaring your earthly knowledge is below average thereby understanding spiritual phenomenon won't be such an easy task for you. I hope you find favor in the sight of God someday. I can only hope.

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=539038.msg7080423#msg7080423 date=1288902848]did i hear you say Eternal life? if yes then why are Xtains dying you should have been living till eternity[/quote]Its obvious you know nothing about Christianity as well as the Holy Bible. May i ask how old you are? Bet you are one upcoming- coming- too- quick Muslim; but who knows; you might be an old gizzard with lil or no wisdom. Oh i forgot, Bigotry is a common trait in Islam.

Everybody hates you. Keeping bombing in the name of acquiring 70 Virgins in your own virtual heaven.

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=539038.msg7073904#msg7073904 date=1288820256]@roymary .guy use your brain.[/quote]It will be shellacking at the end of the day; when Jesus puts you and your type in your places. In the mean time, keep bombing and disgracing yourselves.

@OP,

You can't have it all they say. You don't wanna trade your wife for other women that has worse issues. Regular good meal is important but life won't stop if you don't get it daily.

Just don't call her a lousy cook to her face; that might nullify all your genuine affection and intentions towards her. The issue at hand is got a solution so go for it.

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=539038.msg7073904#msg7073904 date=1288820256]@daylae are you daft i guess you dont know you right arm from left well if you wanna know more about the killing of the rams you need to go read more about the history of Abraham, but about the killing of chickens,goat by xtain for xmas where did that generate from pls tell me at least we could be able to trace ours to Abraham so how about yours?

@roymary if you dont know the source of any riot is better you close that your gutter Jos crisis was a tribal riot go and get your fact right its was a riot between the Hausa/Fulani and the Berom so if you are not silly no only listen to the silly medias are can you think and asking your are there no Muslims among the Berom? and again ask yourself are there xtain among the Hausa/Fulani but instead you come on here talking rubbish well this is not new to me since you only believe what the useless Nigeria media houses and since you cannot understand your Bible how on earth will you understand what is happening, and how you going to tell me the fight between Yoruba and House in mile 12 then was a religious crisis? are you going to tell me the riot between Yoruba and house in Bodija Ibadan then was also religious crisis since the xtains here are more than dem guy use your brain.[/quote]You are a potential suicide bomber!! A troublemaker; Everybody hates you. Tell that Jos media excuse stories to your naive siblings. Your rep is rotting big time in Guantanamo detention.

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=539038.msg7073530#msg7073530 date=1288814532]@daylaeam very mad at you for not answering my question or are you going to tell me you dint see my comment? maybe it scare you lol.
Pls explain the bold part pls are you telling Jesus desciples are thieves? cmon  OMG did your Jesus also teach them how to thief corpse. Well if they were Bold enough and Jesus is right why will they thief his corpse and run away?[/quote]You are not only annoying; I gave up on exchanging facts with you considering your literacy level. You have a long way to go understanding the things of this world; Your handwork is all over the globe; every part of Jos feels your bizarre approach towards life. You live a shameless blood-shedding life. I wonder what gave you the pride to show your faces in public. Almost everybody hates you, Christianity is all about Peace. Christianity is for the Wise.

Your religion makes the whole world sick.

Have some shame.

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=539038.msg7067553#msg7067553 date=1288747581]@roymary but why are you serving a Fornication God that the inercourse btw your God and mary produce your Jesus a naughty person son of Joseph[/quote]Your English literacy is so poor. Stick to that Quran. Bible is way too advance for you; and i'm not kidding, the problem with people like you is plainly inability to understand the wisdom and intelligence behind the things of Christ. Its beyond your comprehension. If you can not understand simple English language and its expressions, how on earth would handle sacred heavenly phenomenon.

You are better at throwing bombs ,missiles and growing dirty beards.  Stick to all that!

God has many who are serving Him and who are not conforming to the popular ridicules of this world. God did not dismiss Elijah from his duties because of how he felt at that moment, but instead, told him, “Go forth.” We are also to continue with our service to God, promoting the salvation that God brought to mankind through Jesus Christ and ignore whatever threats or intimidation or bullying the devil and his followers sends our way. Are you in a place of discouragement today? Don’t dwell there, but move on. God still has work for us to do. No distraction nor condemnation must shake our feet in the ways of our Lord Jesus Christ.Amen

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=539038.msg7061078#msg7061078 date=1288681028]@roymary what's your Degree in Stupidity? pls dont be mad its just a Question. I want you to point out any Quran verses that promise 72 virgin if you cannot then you are a disgrace to yourself, to your family, to your religion, to your nation and to the entire world hat why i say i believe in comments like this with proof so kindly proof it in a Quran where 72 virgin was promise or mention.
What was the level of your idiotic pls tell me, you can't even argue cos i once said that the likes of you and fellow are too small to argue with me and it will really make me happy if you can invite Pastor Adeboye of Redeem and Oyedepo of winner's Chapel ETC to join me on NL.
Hmm you male me laugh once again Well i believe out of all the prophets (AS) of God the only prophet (AS) that was not mention in your Bible is Prophet Mohammad (AS) Solomon (AS)was mention and you all believe in him and always pray to God for his kind of wisdom he is also a warlord wife snatcher have about 1000 wives and concubine proof me wrong, Moses (AS) was also a warlord and kill million of pharaoh mens back then. David (AS) was also a warlord, so tell me what was the sword Jesus ask his Disciples to sell there bags and buy mean't for? everyone know that sword is meant for war but since his enemies are more than him he have to quit .Roymary wise up and stop messing yourself on here.[/quote]Conjectural Rants! I don't read such Books as your Quran!The whole world knows you as morons, cavemen sees the light more than yall.
Jesus was not and is not on the same level as those you sited in your lame illustration. Leaders are different from Prophets; Jesus came after the existence of most of those people and his lifestyle and history shows decency and transparency. Your prophet Mohammed killed and supported Killing. He was no peacemaker, he had no traits of forgiveness--- You all take after him. I hope your top-shot Osama is tamed so we could have some peace and sanity.

Your religion only preach violence and hate. I could stand an idol-worshiper than you sorry-arse Muslims, especially radical ones like you with no common sense.

Like i said, Keep bombing and stoning. Keep Hating and killing; the 70 virgins are waiting for you.

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=539038.msg7057411#msg7057411 date=1288626339]@IchieEzeji i love some post with proof i mean where the OP get there source from yours did not indicating any wish means you can just sit down and type with your little knowledge that you hear from some pastor's or read from one book that is author by some pastor's but in Rossike case he wrote everything and give sources did you hear me say sources more than one so i believe in all he said up there.[/quote]Your religion is Islam; only a slowpoke will argue with you. Your name is all over the place, you are the potential terrorist and troublemaker, The entire world knows your idea and belief towards livelihood! , Oh yeah, those 70 virgins are waiting for you too! Do you guys love sex that much
Once again, its pointless arguing with you, i'd rather enlighten an atheist than waste my breath on Muslims; especially a blockhead type like you, Keep bombing and constituting nuisance all over the world.

Checking the history and evidence that surrounds Jesus and your Mohammed, Any sensible person would follow the gentle, loving, peaceful Jesus; not a warlord, wife-snatching terrorist,

I'm a different Christian, i will put your crap in your face; don't mess with my Jesus.

IchieEzeji:
Let's not waste our precious time, energy, breath and internet time arguing with unrepentant atheists, agnostics, pagans, free thinkers and faithless fellows. But a little word for them.

For ROSSIKE, know that your blasphemy cannot be explained away via the porous argument that christianity was brought to Africa by the whites. I remain a proud Igbo man, and a title-holder at that. Every race on earth believes there exists an Almighty God. Are u part of that belief? I doubt. And i have studied the Bible to know that its accounts are unassailably true. The fact that Jesus Christ lived in Isreal, was cruxified on the cross, died, was buried and rose from death is confirmed by Roman accounts and the writings of Josephus, a non-christain Jewish historian of the 1st century AD. These are secular records for atheists, agnostics, pagans and free thinkers like you to read and believe, since you object to Biblical accounts.

The Roman accounts will also inform you on when and how the Romans destroyed Jerusalem in 70 AD, that is if you're among those who peddle the unfounded, baseless argument that the ancestral land of the Jews is somewhere other than where they live currently.

If you worship idols, that is your own lookout. But do you think that the only way to advance your own pagan or non-religious persuasion is by condenming others' faiths or blaspheming against God or Jesus Christ?

Voltaire, the French writer, once declared that within 50 years, christianity will disappear and the Holy Bible will be an anachronistic relic to be found only in museums. Before 5o years thereafter, he died a miserable death, after confessing to having seen the fires of hell waiting for him. TODAY, his former residence is the headquarters of a Bible-printing christian outfit. The same fate befell Karl Marx and his house. Henrich Heine, a notorious German atheist, died a mad man. Sigmund Freud, an Austrian-Jew and the founder of psychoanalysis, died miserably in London in 1939, albeit at an advanced age. We know what happened to Adof Hitler and the Third Reich after he declared himself the "God of Germany".

The likes of John Lennon, Marilyn Munroe, et al rejected and denounced our Lord Jesus Christ and died miserable deaths.
Even as mad as Thomas Paine was, he never blasphemed against God. Beware, you and your disciples/co-travellers, of the wrath of God.

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=539038.msg7053204#msg7053204 date=1288565962]Well said sweetnecta how was your weekend, hope you have a lovely one with your family[/quote]@bashy_demy,
I'm sure you read the above but couldn't handle it. May God have mercy on your soul. You are all out against God and i wonder how you sleep at nights. I hope your offspring won't follow your footstep.

Jenwitemi:
Should we take this verse literally, or metaphorically. If it is literal, then we have to be cannibals(who eat Jesus' breadlike flesh) to be saved. But if it is a metaphor, then explain what the metaphor means in layman's language. Thanks.

We need not be pastors to understand the Bible---all it takes is a readiness to learn and understand!, I am not a Pastor.


"I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world."
- John 6:51

The bread that I will give is my flesh - That is, his body would be offered as a sacrifice for sin, agreeably to his declaration when he instituted the Supper:


The living bread is Jesus Himself. This verse came up during the last Supper when Jesus ate bread with the disciples. Jesus used the bread as an illustration.

Eat this bread simply implies believing and trusting in Jesus.

Giving this bread in form of flesh for the life of the world refers to the sacred sacrifice He offered by dying on the cross to plead our case to God.

Animal blood was not enough to seek forgiveness from God any longer because Man has devalued the use of animal for sacrifice.

Believing in Jesus signifies the understanding and the love of God for mankind.

Its like having your neighbor come over to your house to beg your parents to kindly forgive you;Your neighbor did nothing wrong. A remorseful child wouldn't want to annoy his parent again knowing someone else went through stress to have his parents smile at him again.

Christianity is an open religion; not a complex one; all you need is to have a mindset that is ready to understand to a tangible extent. Our sins and wrong doings won't give us the room to go deeper spiritually until we become clean,

Christianity is not about Fake Pastors and their worldly possessions, you could open a church tomorrow as well and be who you wanna be---You are simply adulterated---This does not stop the Christianity Train from moving.

You just need to join the train or stay off it; stop throwing stones! thats the aspect that pisses me off.

"I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world."
- John 6:51

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=539038.msg7043163#msg7043163 date=1288400334]You are the most silly among the Xtains so you can proof your religion huh Shame on you maybr i'll have to put this to some of your mates[/quote]Now you are scared already Slow down Mr.

Go back to school, enrich the standard worldly knowledge, learn English at least. Its an official language. When you are done with that stage we can then talk about God. You are so behind. I'm a different Christian; one that doesn't take crap from blockheads and morons.

When you can't even understand or write correct statement; how will you even understand the great phenomenon of God.

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=539038.msg7043118#msg7043118 date=1288399105]Let me put it this way We all believe that God has power over everything and can do anything,  if God want every human on heart to go to paradise who is gonna ask him ? Who Create Heaven and earth?God who have Power over all mankind?God who have the power to and undo?God then if he want every human to go to heaven without anyone Questioning him then so shall it be,  so what will he gain from killing his son as the brainwashed xtain said oh,  sorry kill him self did i hear some of you breath in and out yes you have to cos i see no reason why he will kill him self or his son as the xtain claim and beside who know is God is he or she.[/quote]You shall get answers someday---Hope that day comes quickly for you since you are so eager to know. Cheers

Mudley313:
the correct title for this thread should be, "why did god have to kill himself?"

if a god created everything including the afterlife and he/she/it exist everywhere at all times how could he/she/it possibly die when he/she/it is already there (in death/ the other side)? I'm sure if he himself can create himself into his own son and simultaneously watch and exist then he can sacrifice the son self sending that part to a place he already created but since he's omnipresent he was already there so in theory he didn't sacrifice sh1t! if god was able to sacrifice a portion of himself where would it go? . . .where it's already at.


Boy that bible god is a sneaky little devil.

Your wisdom and intelligence is pure Foolishness in the sight of God. Why don't you shut your mouth and stop the blasphemy. You will be doing yourself a huge favor if you stop toying around with things of God. Its beyond your comprehension. This is not Science and i'm sure you don't even know science.

BTW, what is your religion if you have one?

shoopsy:
nep2ra,  show me a verse that says his blood was needed to clean your sin show me, this is what your christians do. you interpolate words into the bible and try as much as possible to derive a satisfactory meaning for the benefit of your own personal understanding.What sin? the sin you didn't even commit,  so he shed his blood even for the non-jews I doubt if you even know the founder of christianity because christianity never existed when Jesus lived, Read books,  Read and don't let one pastor buying a jet plane or a pastor who is getting married at the age of seventy to programme you.

You are in your own world and at this rate, i have no reasons to cajole anyone to understand my religion!!! Christianity has been doing that for way too long!! Its outta love and compassion Christianity and the love of God is extended to mankind. its a matter of choice, don't like how its done in Christianity, then try the next religion,

Its not about Pastors! The fake pastors only program those that are not thoroughly inclined to the word of God and its understanding. If there is any programmer; its surely the Bible and not any satanic pastors.

Free feel to dwell on your own shallow wisdom that does not provide the air you breath or improve your livelihood but don't say crap about Jesus.  


Why refute a blockhead? A wise man knows things of God is beyond Human understanding, only fools wants to dig deeper to negate God.

Emmyk:
Why roymary? Glo is NGO. They do what the like wif their money

You gotta be kidding me, An NGO But making money outta Nigerians? Oh please, We er saying the same thing though, They are promoting their business but not empowering the numerous youths. I am not fighting for me, but millions of others. I really don't need Glo to survive. So don't get me wrong.

ScreenDiva:
Why do you guys think the ''Glo ambassador'' thing is a waste of money? For God sake these people are celebrities that have worked hard to make a name for themselves and you think appearing on Glo's billboard, recharge cards, Television Advertisement, Radio Jingle, Newspaper Ads for a contracted period of time and also present in any of Glo's function is a small deal, its even small compared to what our Hollywood actors get in return for this kind of service. You know the kind of royalty paid to the musicians when their songs are used for films We are gradually getting there.

I really applaud Glo! Where are the MTN, The Etisalat, The Zain Ooops!!! Bharti Airtel _{dat one na to change name dem sabi.}
let Glo invest their money where they see fit.

If only Govt will use the money we have to better PHCN, Nigeria will be a better place to live in!!

You don't get it, We all supported Uti and we are so happy for him. That been said, Glo keeps showering cash on those celebrities when their many youths struggling to get a bearing in life. Youths are not poor because they are lazy but because there is limited or no support! What is glo doing to help the masses?? Sell us recharge cards Sponsor reality shows and still ask us to send text messages to support our favorite contestants??

Anyways, Thank you Glo for the segregated opportunity. To me, Glo is simply promoting their own business. No General Youth empowerment.

After supporting UTI, Yall should remember millions of others that needs less than 10% of all this money to get their lives going. We were blaming Mugabe for ignoring millions of hungry and sick children while giving Munya 300k,, I see no difference here,

My remarks has nothing to do with UTI.

peacettw:
What's up with this glo ambassador thingy n why in the world does it cost that much? What exactly do these people do? Na wa. So much money wasted.

I wonder o.

Do i really need to Cry Hmmmmmmmmmm, Not impossible though,

MzDarkSkin:
@Roymary ok. I will leave you alone. As you said "a blockhead is a blockhead" so I will take that and be on my way.

Honestly, we are on same side if you believe in Christ. I just got pissed; its crazy people respect one another but when it comes to God, they say all sorts because they can't see Him.

Once again, I'm sorry if i said anything wrong to you. Cheers

Pimpu:
Christianity is such a joke MATRIX

I pray your spiritual minds are opened soon--if you prove stubborn, i honestly hope you eat your words someday!!!