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Cool ......... Me likey

CrownStarPro:
The Insecure girl
That one reminded me of a girl who told her cousin that she likes me. Her cousin told me and I kept it within me. I started flirting with her even though the feelings wasn't there to date her.
She came to my house one Sunday afternoon and guess what she asked me...
"Why do you have so many mutual friends with me on Facebook?"
"Why are most of them females?"
"Why do you chat with females a lot?"

I smiled... Told her that I'm very sick with malaria.. I will reply whenever I get well...

Bros... Since that day... I dey run from her...I am no longer interested in having a relationship with her.

Lolz, kwantinew lying on malaria

Griffon:
You don't give headache? Say yes and I'm getting married to you.

Yes, I dn't give headache ..........lolz

Griffon:
There are no types, every girl gives headache. It is just in their nature.

You are not saying the truth bro

Fmartin, you did a great job. Thumbs up

fmartin!!!!!!!!!!! Pls continue

No be wash?

Ok o

Soldier life no easy o

Cool

Both

Fmartin:
really ?

yep

Fmartin:
LETS HAVE FUN since everything has a negative side, you break up lines are welcome.
below is mine: do u believe in love at first sight? how abt misery after 3yrs
is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
rtopzy zarzar

You deserve to find your perfect match. It’s just not me.

His fans should accept his apology........cest finir

SorftWerk:
i trust a pretty lady like you is having the best easter... Keep making sense babe, u rock..

Thanks dearie

Fmartin:
u mean smartbug rtopzy toriblue ar virgins? u cnt b serious

Don't b a Thomas!!!! lolz

lefulefu:
oh sure i am

Great

SorftWerk:
wow darling, thanks alot dear, a happy easter to u too... Hope you're having a Lotta fun my dear?

Thanks, you bet

lefulefu:
a lovely easter to u my preety sister

Thanks dearie, hope you r having fun?

lefulefu:
oh baby when u smile ur teeth be shining like diamonds
when i look at ur beautiful face my heart be beating fast like the spirits beating their drums in the dead of the night in the evill forest
when i see the way u walk my heart be spining on wheels
your musical voice sounds like that of a nightingale
i will jump from third mainland bridge to prove my love for you
your rear attack is like an oasis to my patched mind

Lolz ....... nice

These people no well, a toddler!!!! What does he know?

Fmartin:
na ladies dey lyk selfies.. rtopzy share ur own

None oh........lolz

Me likey

Happy Easter to fmartin, funnynation, eezor, lefulefu, sorftwerk and all nairalanders

SorftWerk:
lol...this is crazy lol Babe you really tried ojere....

Can I follow you home? ‘Cos my parents told me to always follow my dreams

You’re the only egg in my roll. Without you I’m just a buns

Does it Hurt? I mean Falling from heaven...

Lolz

Fmartin:
u really try.
do u raise chickens? coz u hv jus raise my cockk

Hahaha, LMAO

Fmartin:
u really try.
do u raise chickens? coz u hv jus raise my cockk

Hahaha, LMAO

Fmartin:
hmm.. the woman who twerks in clubs.. eg ??

the slyqueens

rtopzy zarzar prettythicksmi

Hey!!!!!! WTF

Mutuwa:


Life is too short to leave the comfort of your life in the hands of one woman..I can't envisage my parents in this era predicting or arranging who I should marry.

If you still love your ex and want her back,go get her,but if you want her just to rekindle things with your mom,then you are in trouble..

We shouldn't disrespect parents,but try to make them understand that it is we that know best the part of our body that itche.

You will have to live up with what you marry whether sweet,sour,bitter or tasteless.

Guy, dis ur moniker means death in Hausa o

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