₦airaland Forum

midehi2:
you funny die

Haha! Madam! No be laffing mata oh. D guy dey feel like love-vendor online. Who know weda him just thief the babe pishure from him friend neighbour fone come dey form niccur for alanta for us hia.

Alanta babe ko, alanta babe ni! Okay I don gree say u day Alanta! No wahala. Oya abeg snap the pishure of you togeda, as proof say the babe ride ya blockus na crime ni? How babe way ride ya blockus finis no go gree snap pishure with u? Na wa oh!

The guy thief babe pishure finis come day form for us hia! Who knows weda na one of dis junkies way day post "Thank you damsel for adding me". Come download her pishure without permission, come hia day form Don Pimpo Alantino!

Chai! Thank God for MTN free mb oh! Haha!

Broses, I no understand wetin una dey do hia oh. Abeg make una yan me wotsup na?

Vanquay:
She's my cousins friend we just had a casual hookup and I don't like taking pictures and not everyone is as wretched as you online so stop thinking everyone pretends like you...you dig?

I say make unu snap togeda u day say she be ya cousin friend neighbour sister uncle niece. Na wa to you oh. Abi Buhari don ban snapping togeda for atlanta ni?

My friend draw dat babe closer and snap ya face with her face and den show us hia na. Abi is ya face not internet worthy ni? Abi she warn u say make u no snap with her say her boyfriend go come flog u for ya house abi?

Wretched ko, wucked ni? Ppl way go dubai day like snap for burj, ppl way go pari dey like snap for effeil tower as proof. Abeggi carry the babe go Warren City or any popular joint go snap with the babe come make we see jare!

No dey come hia dey form alanta for us jare! Who you epp?

Why two of una no snap for popular atlanta restaurant put hia make we see ni?

Bobo go just day ajegule dey upload pishure way he see for internet dey form alanta...

Chai! Thank God internet oh...

Abeggi!8-)

HateU2:
my aunt got here few mints ago. 45k. Continue trying

Mbok woris the code ni?

Zambux:
U lie

Hello Bae! Is dat you on ya dp? If so, I say ur such a fine gels!

Nna which kind fine babe be dis one na? Na wa oh!

Amakabill:
Send me a pm.

Just did!

onstelly:
You can actually write this beautiful piece without calling anyone hoe

Mbok can I get to know you?

Amakabill:
..i can check her phone records from our system for a fee...very simpe

How much for ya services. I really need sth like dat. Hope ur not kidding oh?

Since dis has to do with your dream country, let me help.

First, there has to be a constitutional amendment in the Nigerian constitution. Nigeria's constitution says "Nigeria is an indivisible entity". Technically and constitutionally, no one, not the US, not the UN, or EU or AU or ICC or even an Iran and North Korea Nuclear power collabo can divide Nigeria. So until dat clause is struck out from our constitution, der is no hope for your dream country.

Secondly, there has has to be an addition to the constitution for a referendum to be conducted if certain conditions are met.

These are the two most important steps to dividing Nigeria without shedding innocent blood and having your dream country.

However, there is a backdoor approach that is faster. If we have a military coup and go back to military rule, the military can speed up the constitutional amendments and Nigeria can be dissolved within 1 year.

Hope that helps!8-)

Hmm! What obstacles is the Danish prime minister talking abt here? Why didnt he just spill it out? Abi dat one na two-aside talk?

Boiledhead! Dis ya monicker funny die!
But dis ya post make sense die! I concur! U are 200% on point!

Wow! Nice piece!

NobleAngell:
I presume that's according to the Nigerian constitution. But u forget that we haven't been using that in a while now. There's a Buhari Constitution and that's what we've been governed with. Only PMB has the copy to that, not even VP Osinbajo knows what it says.

See dis fine gyal oh.

I like the way u criticize Buhari sha. Its vely lomantic... Mbok can I get to sabi more abt dis nobleangelina ni?8-)

U made a lot of sense sha.

But blaming the opposition for the free fall of the naira is so lame.

Things are hard and the naira is under pressure becos we are getting less forex from crude oil and we are importing abt 70% of the things we consume in the country.

Simple!

pinkpebbles:
Yeaa, I would giv it time. Buh If I dont feel dt fire, shud I leave?

You dont marry based on how you feel. You marry based on what you KNOW abt the other person. So, wot do you know abt the fellow dat wants to marry u?

Bros, dis ya essay long oh but e make sense die.

Truth is, Nigerian Football, especially the Super Eagles will never get it right unless we have the following:

a long-term goal,
a football philosophy,
a transition/continuity plan, transparent leadership,
and good welfare system for both players, and coaching crew.

How can we conquer the world at the U17 level, but 8 yrs later we cant go beyond the group stage in a competition with the same set of players that couldnt stand us 8 yrs ago? Siasia boys like Mikel Obi, Ogbuke, etc played Lionel Messi, Di Maria, etc at the U20 and Olympic finals abt 9yrs ago. But Super Eagles today cannot stand the Argentine squad. Both teams are incomparable.

Nigerian Football Federation need to do what they have never done before - THINK! Even if they do, they need to think well. Cos am pretty sure dose guys aint thinking at all!

amokeme:
I'm also interested in the names of such sites

Hello ma.

Me sent you a pm. I like ur way of thinking, me will like to get to know you sha.

winniz:
Off course all Anambrarians knew Peter Obi left billions of Naira for the state before leaving office and he did extremely well through out his tenor.
Peter Obi still remain the best Anambra state Governor till date!

I concur. That guy tried for Anambra oh! While other State Governors left huge debts, Peter Obi left billions of naira with no debt. What a record!

Today Obiano is reaping the harvest of his wise decisions. Everybody is hailing Obaino now, and they have almost forgotten that Peter Obi did 90% of the work.

I think Peter Obi shd run for President come 2023, sponsored by Akpabio and other PDP thieves!

Kingspin:
According to him, companies mostly hit by the crisis are intellectually lazy to engage in research development on alternative sources of raw materials.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/03/forex-crisis-food-beverage-sector-to-sack-3m-workers/

This is the main cause of the problem and not just the CBN policy.

Besides, what stops them from transfering cash in naira to the Ghanian or Togolese branch of their bank and then get Forex from there? Na wa oh!

DangotePikin:
I am a member of some online communities where about 90% of the people there are intellectuals, I trust the majority votes of such sites. The opinion of most Nairalanders are like comedy to me. It's like I am already going off point.

Bros abeg no vex, can you tell me the name of those sites? I wd like to join a congregation of intellectuals abeg. Or shd I do you a pm ni? So dat we no go spoil seun market?

Na wa oh!

Dis gist is so fake in every way.

The Akpabio dat I know is too smart for dis kind of crap abegi.

Within 24hrs after Jonathan congratulated Buhari, Akpabio go don empty all him cash accounts dem, bury dem for underground. Most of his assets are not registered in his name sef. Der is usually some difference when an intelligent lawyer steals dan when a motor park tout steals.

Akpabio is a full-fledged mafia and there are only two ways to get him:

1. Get someone close to him, someone who has details of his transactions, to snitch on him... Haha, who want die?

3. Make Umana Umana or another APC candidate governor of Akwa Ibom State after Udom in 2023! Haha! Not happening! Oniofiok Luke will be taking it! APC is dead in Akwa Ibom State!8-)

Basically, only God can bring Akpabio down. Akpabio is like Obasanjo. They are very bad and also very UNTOUCHABLE!

Haha!

Jadekitana:
From research, movies, ladies gossip etc i'v come to find out that 80percent of men don't really care if a lady is satisfied or not as far as they are.

In that way trust me she wouldn't be bored and start seeking sexual redemption elsewhere.

Okay so a lady is dating a guy dat cant make her cum becos he's part of the 80 percent and thus intends to seek help outside. Wots the guaranty dat d oda guy she wants to check out is not part of the 80 percent?

Ladies who reason like dis will have to sleep with at least 20 men before day can experience an orgasm during sex.

Rossikk:
What they really want is female superiority which they disguise as 'equality' to deceive people.

I dont know who you are. But God bless you for this statement .

Well I laff in ibibio sha... Imagine ppl Akpabio losing half of his ill-gotten wealth to his wife in the name of divorce? Haha! Or Dangote losing half of his years of labour to a wife becos of divorce...

Haha!

Good news for the young man.

KanoAbiaBabe:
Sorry for the late reply . I ve so busy with work this days, that's I ve not been online. I will see what I can do.
Hope you are good?

Am good oh!

Alright ma, I'd be waiting.

Thanks.

The Buhari that I know will never do this. Only the Buhari that I dont know.

Adaure4ever:
PDP gave us a tecnorat Ankiwumi Adesina as Agric Minister While APC is giving us Pensioner Audu Ogbeh as Agric minister.
This Change get as e be.

Gyal! If only you really knew Audu Ogbeh's profile when it comes to Agriculture, you will know that ur comparism is faulty. Its like comparing coach Samson Siasia(Akinwumi Adesina) to coach Pep Guardiola(Audu Ogbeh). They are both good but not at the same class.

Sorry am not an APC fan.

marycool18:
Hahhaha deal gone wrong, he will ever live/die to regret that particular business deal that got him bursted Abasi kan do o, mkpo Asiba o!

Nma mbok atu uke?

Toks2008:
No ask me post UME question..ask yourself what you want and stick with it.

Haha! Bros no be Post UME sth oh.

Na the koko I day yan oh.

What I want? Okay I want a lady as hot as yvonne okoro, with brains like mitchelle obama. Dats wot I want. No kidding!

Toks2008:
Yeah i agree as long as she keeps her mouth shut when intelligent discussions are going on.

So wot do ppl like us who like both curves and brains? Wot do we do when we meet an intelligent chic with no curves?