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Politics / Re: Biafra: We Are Almost There- Nnamdi Kanu tells supporters -dailypost by rudebouy: 1:09am On Apr 22, 2016
endoski:
Kanu is 10 times more determined than ojukwu in the biafran course,quote me anytym.
The difference btw the two is kanu is a civilian whereas ojukwu a soldier

No sir. The difference is dat Kanu is a british citizen while Ojukwu is a bloody Nigerian.

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Romance / Re: How To Marry Linda Ikeji - By Relationship Couselor, Kemi Ashefon by rudebouy: 12:55pm On Apr 21, 2016
Hahaha! Mission Impossible! Dis is much harder dan getting Buhari to produce paper correctlycheesy.

Most Nigerian men have "negative egos". Dia negative egos usually converts to inferiority complex or pure hatred or disregard when they see rich and successful young, single ladies. Dats one major reason dey insult and taunt them for not getting married. Our men shd stop seeing rich and single ladies as threats or sluts.

Most Nigerian men cant stand the sight of a rich and selfmade single ladies. How many guys can confidently woo a lady that owns a car? (Inferiority Complex 101) ! There is also the stereotyped thinking that such ladies are usually rude, proud, saucy, etc. Actually, I think 70% of rich and successful women, single or married, do have attitude problems. How many female bosses have u had? Its very rare to meet a rich woman dat is also humble and down-to-earth. Dem day sha, but dem scarce like fuel ! But that shdnt stop a man with good intentions from approaching any rich lady na. U neva can tell, she cd be nice oh!

I fear Linda MIGHT just be one of dose rich single ladies with an attitude. For her to brag abt being able to buy a man... dat was so so wrong. I think if Linda really want to get married, her best bet is to import a husband. She needs a husband that is not made in Nigeria. Our naija masculine ego plus her yeye attitude gives a zero chance of getting a husband anytime soon. But who am I to judge, when I've not meet her in person.


Three Types of Men that marry Linda:

1. Men with zero egos and ocean size of patience, motivated by love and lust, besides Linda seems to have a nice ass. At least ders sth to tosh nawink

2. A childhood friend, one who has been her friend for over 20yrs and counting. Only him can take all her shit...cos he truly understands her.

3. Imported men, preferably from Haiti or South Sudan.

Nothing is really impossible, Linda can still get married!

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Politics / Re: National Grazing Bill Still Active In National Assembly - Vanguard by rudebouy: 11:44am On Apr 21, 2016
Well if the bill lets the owner of the land to have the final say. If the bill lets the owner of the land to decide whether to sell or not to sell. If the bill makes room for proper compensation for those that opt to sell, I dont think its dat bad sha.
Religion / Re: Pastor Mboro Prays For Couple In Their Bedroom While They Almost Have Sex by rudebouy: 7:22am On Apr 21, 2016
VickyRotex:

Before nko.
I see. Okay, I sent you a pm...again.
Religion / Re: Pastor Mboro Prays For Couple In Their Bedroom While They Almost Have Sex by rudebouy: 7:10am On Apr 21, 2016
VickyRotex:

I know right! undecided
and you are enjoying it abi?
Politics / Re: How To Solve Youth Unemployment - Ben Murray-bruce by rudebouy: 7:02am On Apr 21, 2016
What about when fulani herdsmen invade dia lands huh? Who protects their land? Will the FG also provide security for dia lands? Abeggi :@;>:@

Am tired of dis commonsense crap! Why is he even telling me sef? So dat I will do wot na? :@

If he is serious, he shd sponsor dis as a bill in the senate, den ppl like me will take him serious.

All dis commonsense stories is becoming boring jare. Uncle Bruce abeg what do you want us to do with dis information when ur in a better position to act on it? No be ur mates dem way sponsor National Grazing Bill?

So dat when u contest for president later, we will vote for you becos of ya commonsense abi? :@

Yeye dey smell;>
Religion / Re: Pastor Mboro Prays For Couple In Their Bedroom While They Almost Have Sex by rudebouy: 6:33am On Apr 21, 2016
VickyRotex:


Haaaa! Blasphemy of life! angry

Love thy neighbour and send thy neighbour a mail kor.

Thy neighbour should change because he wants to change and not because of me.

Haha! You are such a heartbreaker;(;(
Religion / Re: Pastor Mboro Prays For Couple In Their Bedroom While They Almost Have Sex by rudebouy: 10:39pm On Apr 20, 2016
VickyRotex:


Huh! undecided

However, thou cannot send thee a mail. That is as impossible as you changing from being immoral. undecided

Why does thou this? Judge not that ye be not judged? Why doesth thou condemn who the Lord hast not condemned?

Rememba the second commandment: Love thy neighbour...and send thy neighbour a mail, mbok. Thy neighbour misseth thee boku bokucheesy. Thy neighbor can change becos of thee.
Religion / Re: Pastor Mboro Prays For Couple In Their Bedroom While They Almost Have Sex by rudebouy: 2:05pm On Apr 20, 2016
VickyRotex:


Huh! Who's thy bae? angry

Haha! Oh thou damsel! Thou art baeful, even doe thou art not my bae, but I shall be most blessed among dudes to be thy baecheesy. Nevertheless, I shall not ask for thy baeship becos I knowest that is as impossible as asking King Buhari to not pronounce paper as fafercheesy.

Nevertheless, can thou send me a mail, so we can kwantinue our discussion off this channel? I think I lost ur email address. wink
Religion / Re: Pastor Mboro Prays For Couple In Their Bedroom While They Almost Have Sex by rudebouy: 11:49am On Apr 20, 2016
VickyRotex:


Thou offendest me not. Thou hast refuseth to change. angry

Haha! Verily, verily, I say unto thee, thy bae is willing to change. Only speak the word. Say where thou wantest to see a change and thou shall surely have it. cheesy
Religion / Re: Pastor Mboro Prays For Couple In Their Bedroom While They Almost Have Sex by rudebouy: 11:34am On Apr 20, 2016
VickyRotex:


I know. Ofcourse, I remember you.

I never used the word "unholy" I used the word "immoral" undecided
grin
VickyRotex:


I know. Ofcourse, I remember you.

I never used the word "unholy" I used the word "immoral" undecided

Haha!cheesy So why hast thou forgotest me? Thou stoppest to reply my mails? Offendest I thee?
Religion / Re: Pastor Mboro Prays For Couple In Their Bedroom While They Almost Have Sex by rudebouy: 8:52am On Apr 20, 2016
VickyRotex:


Huh! undecided undecided undecided

Okay, let me help ur remembrance. Am the guy you were calling vulgar and unholy some months ago, and ur from the middle. Remember?cheesy
Religion / Re: Pastor Mboro Prays For Couple In Their Bedroom While They Almost Have Sex by rudebouy: 11:37pm On Apr 19, 2016
VickyRotex:

I guess you wanted to quote someone else? undecided
No ma. Am talking to you. How you forgoted me so soon huh? wink
We were doing fine until u disappeared on me, huh!
Religion / Re: Pastor Mboro Prays For Couple In Their Bedroom While They Almost Have Sex by rudebouy: 11:29pm On Apr 19, 2016
VickyRotex:
Lobatan undecided
My love! My love! Why has thou forgotest me?cheesy
Politics / Re: Protest In Asaba Over Fulani Herdsmen by rudebouy: 2:00pm On Apr 19, 2016
I totally support dis. Der needs to be a nationwide protests against dis bastards.

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Arrest 92 Herdsmen In Abuja by rudebouy: 12:32pm On Apr 19, 2016
Sweetlemon:


Some are genuinely concerned citizens that pray for Nigeria day and night while criticising govt when and where applicable while some are just hateful bunch of wailers. I can tell the difference btw the two by their comments. The genuine ones will be happy with this development while the hateful wailers (like you) will pick something to be angry about. wink

Nma, mbok why hast thou forgotted me?wink
Politics / Re: Lets Start A Campaign Against Fulani Militants That Call Themselves Herdsmen! by rudebouy: 6:06am On Apr 18, 2016
Almajiri1:

Buhari pretending and looking the other way while his fulani militias massacre people is the ultimate corruption.

Yes! Let us fight the Buhari-Fulani-Herdsmen corruption by starting a campaign against Fulani Herdsmen.

Where are the PDP supporters? We need ur voice now in this campaign.
Politics / Re: Lets Start A Campaign Against Fulani Militants That Call Themselves Herdsmen! by rudebouy: 6:04am On Apr 18, 2016
AntiWailer:
Say NO to the rogues you sent to represent you .

Why can't Senate and house of rep investigate and come up with an action plan for the executive to follow.

David Mark's town was affected

Bukola saraki's town too.

They have still not deliberated on it but quick to pass CCT bill.

Na dis one tire me pass. Nevertheless, we shd still start the campaign. We cannot afford to let the care free attitude of our senators stop us from doing the right thing na.

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Politics / Re: Lets Start A Campaign Against Fulani Militants That Call Themselves Herdsmen! by rudebouy: 6:01am On Apr 18, 2016
jcross19:
As far the president is fulani am sorry ooh , your name is sorry. Buhari is not a democratic and can't tolerated what GEJ tolerated , match out any how then his dog ,dss will handle any how so buhari is military in danshiki. I weep for our country.

Bros this is not the time for weeping and giving excuses abt having a fulani president. This is the time to do something.

Start with an online campaign and after that do a nationwide protest.

If we dont do shit, the govt will not do shit.
Politics / Re: Lets Start A Campaign Against Fulani Militants That Call Themselves Herdsmen! by rudebouy: 5:58am On Apr 18, 2016
Flexherbal:
No to corruption, this is the biggest of them all.

I agree with you.

Corruption is only an attitude problem. Or do you have any statistical data that proves that corruption has killed more people than Fulani Herdsmen?

I guess NonFulaniLives dont matter to you as well, right?
Politics / Lets Start A Campaign Against Fulani Militants That Call Themselves Herdsmen! by rudebouy: 5:53am On Apr 18, 2016
Am tired of all dis fulani militants gists.

Rememba the 2014
#BringBackOurGirls campaign that went viral? I think its hightime we start a new one against Fulani Militants. I think a 3-in-1 campaign shd be better sef.

#NoToGrazingBill
#NonFulaniLivesMatter
#FulaniHerdsmenMustDropTheirArms.

Since the government has refused to do something about it, lets start our own campaign and make the world hear our voice.
Family / Re: The Only 2 Tips You Need For Perfectly Perky Breasts by rudebouy: 9:00pm On Apr 17, 2016
Madam, u wey day talk, u don try am? Abi u get perky breasts ni?wink
Celebrities / Re: I Have Enough Money To Buy Anything In The World Even A Husband – Linda Ikeji by rudebouy: 2:18pm On Apr 16, 2016
Why she never buy the husband since na? cheesy
Sports / Re: I Can Make Nigeria Great Again - Westerhof by rudebouy: 5:58pm On Apr 12, 2016
Why una no put the whole gist hia na?

Well, I for one. I trust this guy. Him and Bon fre Joe. Abeg make dem bring back our Westahof jare. wink
Politics / Re: Bruce Is The New Judas by rudebouy: 8:10pm On Apr 11, 2016
Okocha101:
For not signing the budget into law because of the absence of the N80 billion Lagos-Calabar Railway Project, General Muhammadu Buhari is my brother.

#WhoIsYourBrother?

I like ur drive oh. But Uyo does not have a coastal line na. The only river kinda lake in Uyo is in Ibagwa abi na dia dem want follow ni?

Are you really sure abt that Uyo is in the map sef?
Romance / Re: 90% Of Guys Does This True Or False ( Pics Inc) by rudebouy: 7:34pm On Apr 11, 2016
Ajinoride:
its a good practice. it will help your partner too. so that both of you can cum together. else your partner will only feel, USED.
.

Must u guys cum together ni? Abi is dat one of the 10 commandments of sex? Some ladies will neva cum via penetration so wots the point? Some cum after 20 mins, others after 45 mins or even 1 hour... I dont see anything like being used here. The most important tin be say you two of una cum or na only her cum. Once you make her cum, wots the point of feeling used again?
Politics / Re: Video Of Amaechi Defending The 2016 Budget Of The Ministry Of Transport by rudebouy: 10:29am On Apr 11, 2016
modath:

The 54bn NASS claim was floating in the budget ; how did it get there?

Or they think cos Nigerians have been pauperized by their unbridled greed, people will mistake it for 54k? angry

The Senators are free to hate Amaechi & Tinubu to their hearts delight but they do not get the leeway to Jeopardize the present & future generations existence, No bueno!!

In short, God will punish them!


Madam abeg no vex. Did you watch the video? My fone day play video oh. Did Amaechi say anytin abt the Lagos-Calabar rail line?

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Business / Re: CBN Averts Closure Of 200 Manufacturing Firms Through Forex Access by rudebouy: 9:51am On Apr 11, 2016
anonimi:


Why do you say we are not willing to free ourselves?
What do you think it will take for us to free ourselves?
Why is that missing and impossible with us
Cheers.

Becos we dont want to as a people. We are waiting for the government to think for us, plan for us and do everything for us. We have never demanded for our economic freedom from the govt. And the govt on the other hand keeps taking care of our ignorance to enrich themselves.

Until Nigerians collectively want Nigeria to develop we will never be free.

Hope I answered ur question?8-)

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Business / Re: CBN Averts Closure Of 200 Manufacturing Firms Through Forex Access by rudebouy: 8:45am On Apr 11, 2016
modath:


Good news, not in the realm of joy unlimited but in the sigh of relief "hunger nor go kill people" finish mind set!!

Cars ko, Airbus A380 ni!! We can't even produce toothpicks & pencils! cheesy cheesy


Yeah I get. Totally agree. At least hunger no go kill pesin.

We cant produce those things in Nigeria simply becos economic we are economic slaves. The world has moved from human slave trade to economic slave trade. Dats why America has the guts to ask us to devalue the naira cos they know we are economic slaves and we are not even willing to free ourselves.
Business / Re: CBN Averts Closure Of 200 Manufacturing Firms Through Forex Access by rudebouy: 6:13am On Apr 11, 2016
modath:





This is great news but some that have plucked out their eyes so they won't see nothing "good" till 2023 will still find holes to pick in this .

Anyway, make dem wail on, Ko Kan Aiye.. cool

Well in a way ur right. But dis is not so good news to me. Becos it reveals dat Nigeria is really not producing anything in dis country. We do not only assemble cars, we also assemble other products in Nigeria. When u have to import raw materials for your products, then ur more into assembling of ur products than full scale production.

Thank God for slump in oil price oh. It just showed how reckless we are as a country. Damn!

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Romance / Re: I Got Broads In Atlanta?...Be the Judge...picture by rudebouy: 7:40pm On Apr 10, 2016
Vanquay:


But why are people this mentally retarded"....I said o travelled there to visit and I hooked up with one of my cousins friends or person dey shine teeth take picture with one night stand in your own world?.==I am back in MD and will never see her again so what's your point?

Okay make I free you. U get luck. I for bulala u dis nite! Yeye pikin day form love-vendor for alantacheesy

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