₦airaland Forum

joseph1832:
Dollybaby you no se any where take pishure na inside bush.

Still on still, you've gotta give it up for the babe. Her beauty upgraded the backgrpund

ehimeayeni:
Guy this matter is very simple. Just stop buying stuff, including food for the house. If you hungry use style and go to mama put to eat. When he don find out say you nor get money and na only him dey spend, him go run

God bless you bro cos squatters never want to spend their money

officialmcfresh1:
Hahahahahahaaha I can't stop laughing oooh. Bro I've had this exactly experience. Mehn so there are actually guys like this enh. I though it was just this my friend alone.

Omo from make I know your house we ended up staying for a whole semester ooh. No be play. Choi.

Fear this guy's

Na so them dae do, d idiot even carry him girlfriend join us for house and I cone dae feed them too. The guy no go touch him foodstuffs, him go say make I borrow am money and when I borrow am money him go use am buy meat pie and ice cream for him girlfriend, him go watch film for midnight dae make noise and I no go fit sleep, these guys got no joy I swear. Look for a way to throw him out. Tell him your cousin will be visiting you soon or something. Just look for an excuse before an excuse finds you
#LOBATAN

Funny as it may sound it is very true. I hate it when you overstay your welcome cos to start with you never informed me that you'll be staying cos u know that if you had told me I would have asked you how long you will be staying and prepared myself for the discomfort that comes with squatting an individual in my house. Some Nigerians just believe they are too smart. I've had a similar experience when a friend of mine told me he was having accommodation issues and begged to stay with me till he got money to provide accommodation for himself. I allowed him into my house only for him to bring in his girlfriend to the house and she spent one week with us. Good thing it was a self contained apartment else whenever she wants to change her clothes I'll have to leave MY ROOM for them. Op, talk to your friend as a man and make him understand that you've tried for him but can no longer continue. He may likely end up beefing or keeping malice with you when he finally leave (cos that's what most of them do) but you shouldn't continue to discomfort yourself. Next time don't be fooled by their sweet words of flexing you, make we hang out, I no go stress you, etc cos all na wash

"The President came and just talked and that was it, well its not the first time he will be talking". When Jonathan dae una say na woman but we win nations cup- o ye Nigerians I present to you ur old man president

NigerDeltan:
Later he will come out to say "he never knew things were this bad"

F*ck that sh*t APC every single lie was a bomb back to back from 1naira = 1 dollar to free food once a day for every Nigerian to allowances for unemployed youth. These guys are gifted liars, waiting for them zombies

obixcel:
Believe me, they do, on numerous occasions. But folks are getting more knowledgeable about their antics now than ever before.

did u just say media can misquote videos?

obixcel:
Yes! Trump may have said some irrational things, we all do on so many occasions, regardless of color or race, But most of d time he's being taken out of context by d media. But one thing u can't take from him is dat he says it like it is without appeasing some special interests. Trump wants a change, HIllary wants d status quo to remain like dat.

did u just say Trump was misquoted by the media? c'mon the media would never misquote videos of you. the best and worst they can do is to put out a catchy headline. that's all!

dunkem21:
I just love this Trump of a man ..

How many of our leaders have ever regretted their pain inflicted speeches

Did Cameron apologise to us for calling us "fantastically coruupt" ..


Trump on, we are with you

why am I not surprised. Did David Cameron make a statement in pursuit of a political position? I'll be surprised if this man doesn't win the next election going by the fact that Buhari won an election after he had insulted the Nigerian people and swore in tears never to contest for an election. Its quite obvious people no longer take note of important past events and its very very BAD

P0intBlank:
When she and her team won eight gold, three silver and three bronze in the Commonwealth games in 2013, I remember her dedicating that victory to GEJ. They obviously got more support under the last dispensation.

Read more: https://www.naij.com/53295.html

APC zombies, where at thou? Come and defend Bubu who has been recommissioning WAI, carrying people to cut and travelling round the world

annnikky:
No choice again for Nigerians, they only need endurance n patience to survive this hardship n they should be smiling as well cos we're in d era of suffering n smiling at d same time

My dear I don weak concerning this Buhari matter. I no know wet in I wan talk again. Na to go gather enough resources way go carry me till him regime go end

LorDBolton:
Lols...Guy stop proving naija is full of illiterates na... i'm referring to a brigade created to try and change the way we(nigerians) BEHAVE and you're asking irrelevant questions...so irrelevant I won't if you not just another clueless frustrated wailer.

The economy is biting everyone but there are various ministries, agencies and parastatals. Do u expect them to ignore their functions and wait till the economy (via policies of cbn, ministry of finance, mpc etc) the picks up? Stop thinking with your anus.

People like you are always quick to throw words at people, I never said the move was not a good one but that it is not what we really need at the moment. Everything involves finance (the brigade included) and he will be yelling that Nigeria is broke. You are complaining about Nigerians boycotting necessary procedures in order to get things done when what they will need to get things done is not in place. If you want to stop people from dropping waste on the floor and you don't place waste baskets at designated places and expect it to work, you'll be wasting your time. You don't want drivers to follow one way and you are not providing any manageable roadway for them and you expect them to abide by rules. Nigeria is in a state of regression and all you are after as a President is to exert yourself on the people you're presiding over. Its quite obvious that something is wrong with not the President but the presidency. You don't have to like the truth bro, that's why its the truth!!!

annnikky:
His ear is not that blocked to d extent d@ he cant hear d cry of d masses, almost everybody in this con3 is talking bad against his government n he should stop blaming d previous government .... shikina

if he was listening or even hearing he'd have done something by now. so Nigerians should stop wailing and try to survive the remainder of his regine...sorry tenure I meant to say

annnikky:
He tot maybe he can talk some sense into him{bubu}
Besides he supported him during d last election.

How can you talk yo somebody with ear problem. He should buy hearing aid for Bubu first before he starts talking to him

LorDBolton:
Per the bolded... be honest with yourself(unless you're amongst those cutting corners) haven't you been on a queue b4 and wished some animals got rough handled for trying to cut into the line? Even among drivers just cos of 5minute or even 1hour hold up , they won't be patient while road safety officials find a solution they drive onto the opposite lane and b4 you know it others follow then suddenly both lanes are blocked.

Infact the ojota pedestrian bridge Example proves nigerians need 'strong hand' b4 they will have sense, same nigerians will get to america and AUTOMATICALLY become civil with ZERO tutorial they queue, keep the environment neat etc.

YES wai can't rough handle erring parties but @least after paying fines people will conform.

My only worry is duplication of efforts, lagos already has KAI

Is that the most pressing issue, what you're is just as good as teaching somebody who us dying of hunger how to fish instead of giving the person fish. Is it until Nigeria becomes a wasteland that Bubu will implement policies that will improve the economic state of the country

Kenai:
Well, well, well.
A country is under recession but its president is more interested in 'fighting indiscipline' using a uniformed semi-literate brigade.
I guess the only people actually dumber than this expired fecal matter, Buhari, are the dunces who voted him in the first place.

In all this, I'm really impressed with my people, the Igbo.
They REALLY saw through this ancient dunderhead.
On TWO occasions, he contested for the presidency using an Igbo as his vice, but they really SAW through his charade and rejected him TOTALLY!

We remember the manipulative criminals who staged the OccupyNigeria scam protests over Subsidy Removal, even attacking the South East for not partaking in that iddiocy parade. Today, same people justify the removal by Buhari.

We remember the people who never failed to constantly update us on foreign exchange rates and Jonathan's 'failure' because the naira was 216 to a Dollar. Today, the naira is 400 to a Dollar under Buhari, and they are dead silent.

We remember the people who spat fire and brimstone over Stella Oduah's Masters Degree. Today, the same people defend Buhari's lack of an O-Level Certificate.

We remember the people who allowed themselves to be used by political charlatans all in the name of BringBackOurGirls, even attacking the South East for not joining in. Today the founder of the BBOG trend has now been compensated with a juicy position at NPA, the Chibok School Principal has been penciled down for a commissioner post, the girls have still not been found... And they're now cool with it.

People were warned about this man's lack of education, lack of an economic plan, and hatred of democracy; but they cheered him on and even insulted the Igbo for their "miscalculation" of totally rejecting the caveman.

Ultimately, history will judge us all tomorrow for the roles we played today... And dare I say, history will be very kind to the Igbo.

I am not an Igbo person but that doesn't change the fact that you're saying the truth. Its too bad Buhari ain't listening, SMH I just forgot that he doesn't even hear

kuchikau:
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Jesus i have. But sense u need

I would have asked for yours but it seemed you are owing nature itself "some sense"

annnikky:
As a priest he's suppose to be neutral wen it comes to politics cos politics is very dirty game, he's suppose to be giving advice n not to support any faction of a particular party cos it'll make them to c him as a political priest n not man of God

for this talk way u talk I fit fight anybody way talk say u no know book. no man of God should support any political party or candidate so as not to be painted black by the country tz not even good to make predictions as to elections even when it is revealed to you cos if you do so you will be seen as supporting a political party

annnikky:
Yeah thats tru he has made d mistake already n he's into political affairs this days which is not good

I agree with you, there is a level you'll get to and you should not be appearing regularly on papers it makes people question ur reputation

annnikky:
He tot maybe he can talk some sense into him{bubu}
Besides he supported him during d last election.

if he had been quiet on political matters he never would have had a reason to talk now. sometimes the best answer is silence. that's the reason why one of the leading pastors either Adeboye or so said that none of the pastors in his church should voice out his support for or against any political party or aspirants cos once you get one hand dirty you need to stain both hands so as to be able to wash it off properly.

I'd have talked bout Bubu's failure but I don't have mb to waste. Fr. Mbaka should stay away from politics and politicians in general. as a Catholic I was made to understand that a priest should not delve into world matters unless his opinion is sought. though he is a man of God and is moved by the spirit the Catholic church does not expect her ministers to be on the internet almost every time over non-church related issues