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Emmm the pic is not clear

It could me cigar

It could be ISIS

It could be her lookalike

Waiting for the 1st soul to say ENDTIME. Smoking

bittertruthz:
E concern Nigeria because our military are not fit. Lazy fat stomach ...................... So USA and CHINA are in Africa too?
He should have posted the full medal table. Stop looking for excuse. You can't quote me wrong because im more intelligent than you.

more intelligent

Use your intelligence to win medals for us...
Would you??

I pity her i think is a deliberate.... Even Men's world number 1


Lalasticlala, Seen

Lalasticlala

bittertruthz:
OP. you are a liar. Your update is wrong. I learnt from BBC that a Thailand military officer won 2 medals. In fact i was discussing it with a friend why our military officers are lazy.

So whats your point

How e take concern Nigeria and Africa

The inexplicable can happen in tennis, but Serena Williams’ performance at the 2016 Olympics will truly go down as one of the biggest head-scratchers of her career.
Spraying errors and piling up double-faults at an uncharacteristic rate, Williams made a stunningly lethargic exit from Rio on Tuesday, losing 6-4, 6-3 to Elina Svitolina of Ukraine in the women’s singles Round of 16 in a swift 72 minutes.
Her performance was only slightly longer than her post-match news conference, which she decided not to attend, opting instead for a statement delivered through a Team USA spokesperson.

http://www.newsdoggen.org/2016/08/rio-2016-serena-williams-out-from.html

More http://www.newsdoggen.org/2016/08/rio-2016-medal-table-united-states.html

Lalasticlala, Seun, Mynd44

Rio 2016 Olympics medal standings United states tops the chart, As south Africa remains the only African team on the Table.
Nigeria is MIA missing in Action

Nigeria’s D’Tigers’ chances of making it to the quarter-finals of the men’s basketball event of Rio 2016 was dealt a severe blow when they lost 89-80 in their second game to world No.3 Lithuania on Tuesday night, Completesportsnigeria.com reports.

D’Tigers, who lost their opening match to Argentina, started brilliantly in the opening minutes of the game with Ike Diogu hitting the first bucket of the game.

Ben Uzoh, Ibekwe and Ebi Ere all hit shots as Nigeria won the first quarter 16-13.

At the end of the second quarter ,captain of the side Ike Diogu recorded 11 points, Alade Aminu scored six points while Umeh had eight points as the Nigerians led 41-36 at half-time.
In the third quarter, Lithuania bounced back from their sloppy start and went 16 points clear to lead 65-54.
Despite a late fight back, Lithuania’s experience and quality saw them through the later stages of the game.
D’Tigers face Spain in their next game on Thursday.


At least we crossed the 66 mark rigth??

http://www.newsdoggen.org/2016/08/rio-2016-dtigers-suffer-second-rio-2016.html


lalasticlala, Seun

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lalasticlala, Seun,farano, Rocktation

http://www.newsdoggen.org/2016/08/the-emotional-scam-story-by-abayomi.html

So after searching for her on Facebook for complete two years without success for, my efforts eventually yielded fruit, a sour one though.
Those times, I searched with every variance of her name. Lolade Akande, Akande Lolade, Akande Ololade, Ololade Akande...
I perused the picture of every result suggested by Zuckerberg's software with utmost care. She was not found until, wait...you gastu be kidding me....what...huh....OMG! At last! Yeaaaaah!

I found her at last, my long lost Angel. The one who has the key to my humble heart. The moon in my dark night, the apple of my eye, the only cockroach in my cupboard, the sugar in my tea, the everything in my everything you can imagine.
I can remember with crystal clear vividness, all those magical times we spent together. The way we talked, the way we smiled, the way we laughed, it felt so cool to fall in love. I could not stop staring at her and smiling all the time. And she always smiled back too, to make matters worse. Without any hesitation, I would buy her
'Lolly' made by Fan milk for her with my transport fare. Then we would trek home. Challenge was quiet far from Mobil where my school, Richmab International School is, but we didn't mind trekking, anything for love Bro. Did I say 'We'?
Yes, I said 'We'. Ayomide and I.


Ayomide Gold was my closest pal in Primary School. I usually changed 'closest' pal everytime though, but he was incumbent then and the two things that united us was the fact that we lived in the same area and that 'We' both loved Lolade. Yes, we love each other because we both love one girl. Such rare relationship! Such innocence! Who does that? Can that ever happen among boys again? I'll rather die or you die. The latter is preferable anyway.

So Ayomide and I would spend our fare to make 'our' girlfriend happy. 'Our' sounds awkward to me too, not only you. But then we were young and innocent boys, utterly naive, beautiful hearts. We bought things for her while we trekked home happily together, telling each other how much we loved her without any bad blood or jealousy arousing between us. We chatted about her freely without any hidden hatred or envy.

Lolade is the kind of girl every guy will desire. Slim and tall. Now, you wonder how I looked beside her. I was not really shorter than my mates then. I started getting short later in life. I mean, I didn't just grow as tall as my peers. Then we were all 'kinda' short. Lolade is very brilliant too. She was a prefect, I wasn't. She had pink lips, and I love pink lips (even till now). She looked fragile and graceful. There is no way you would not notice her walk by, unless your testosterone has completely failed you. If you see her, you won't blame the young me for having such unrepentant crush on her. Such a goddess to behold!

So, as I scrolled through her pictures, to be sure the love in my heart is not affecting my brain and in turn affecting my eyes, my eyes became jelly with affection. She hasn't really changed. The beauty was intact. Her red lips, slim figure, innocent eyes, everything was still present. Except that her bosom are now forming into what can attract a man and make his jaw dangle for seconds unconsciously. She was just perfect!

So with a romantic acuteness, I clicked on 'Add Friend' and waited for....one months...two months...three. Bhet why? What has happened to my sweetheart? Why hasn't she been online. Oh my...now I'm really sad.

Actually she has been online frolicking around, but refused to accept my friend request. I saw her recent updates and picture uploads. Seriously? I became tense. Is she ignoring my request out of sheer snobishnes? Or discourtesy?
Has she forgotten my face, all the magical times, the exchange of smiles, the lolly, the trekking home? Oh sorry, I don't think she actually knew we trekked home. Silly ungrateful girls! They never know the hardship we go through to make them happy.

Ok ok ok, don't let me judge too fast. Maybe she just forgot, innocently. Probably, she has passed through a lot, since Primary Six till now, a year after Secondary School. Maybe I should reintroduce myself and remind her of her long-lost lover, one of her long-lost lover.

So I did. I spelt out my name as I was called then, "Abayomi Tosin". Actually, no one knew me as Ahmed in Primary school. People started calling me Ahmed in Secondary School after my loving, disciplinarian father used permanent marker to 'extremely' legibly inscribe my name fully on my bed. I was a boarder. He wrote 'Ahmed' before 'Tosin' so the name stuck. I didn't like that at first because the name still sounded strange. Why should people know my religion through my name? But later I got used to it and later embraced it, fell in love with it in fact. 'Tosin' sounded girlish anyway, I finally managed to convince myself.

After all the introduction and re-introduction and reminisce and 'memories back then', she simply replied and I quote verbatim:

"Sori i cant remembr u at al.i dint igñore ur request.jst dnt av time 4 dat nw.bt who r u?"

Huh? My eyes popped out like a frog's. I felt naked, like that exact moment Adam became aware of his unclothedness in the Garden of Eden. Such wickedness! Such meanness!

Wait, I can't believe my eyes. Is this how people forget loved ones? Is this how love is? Is this how girls are? Or, am I now so ugly? But I have been ugly since then now, if not uglier, and she loved me that way.

Yeeh! I have been robbed! I have been conned! This is a fervid swindle. I have been emotionally scammed! I lost everything I worked and longed for in three, short, inconsistence-laden, abbreviated sentences?
Olorun ooo!

All the trekking, all the lolly, all the time, all the beating from Mummy, all the heavy investments...
Mummy usually beat me to a pulp when I come late from school then, even after lying that I lost my transport fare.

"Shut up!", she will yell, "Why won't you lose it, when you are too playful".
So all the lashing was in vain? I suffered for nothing. Not even a Facebook friendship acceptance from my love? This is the greatest scam of all times. A great emotional scam.

We will fight. Lolade and I will fight. I will revenge, and avenge. I must employ that girl. I must employ her husband. Her father, her mother, her siblings. All her family. Everyone of them! I will show her you don't treat loved ones like that. All my investments can't go like that. I won't accept this insult. One bitten twice shy. In fact thrice shy. Actually, eternally shy!

I was actually playful, Mummy was right. I played with my investments. I played and I lost.
But I will fight, I promise.

I smiled, I didn't cancel the request, till now. She will accept it someday. Soon.


NB: The above story contains largely real accounts of experiences and real names of persons and places.


©2016
The Orchard Scribe™

lol

it's no longer news that this year WAEC results is the best in years.. I don't want to bore you with stats
. Nigerians took to twitter to mock Neco enjoy


http://www.newsdoggen.org/2016/08/nigerians-makes-fun-of-neco-on.html


Lalasticlala seun fynestboi

otiedhea:
Hell is real my brother and if are truly studying ur bible am quite sure that u won't come up with such tin, a word dey say is enough for the wise

Might not exist kiddo.... I believe in hell tho




1 Hell Is Little More Than A Scare Tactic
While religions like the Jehovah’s Witnesses and
Seventh-day Adventists do not teach the doctrine
of Hell, many churches and denominations still
cling to the idea. But why?
It cannot be denied that, throughout history, the
idea of Hell has been used as a scare tactic to
keep people in line. An 18th-century preacher
named Jonathan Edwards became famous for his
fire-and-brimstone sermon “ Sinners In The Hands
Of An Angry God ,” which warned that God could
“cast wicked men into Hell at any moment.” So
terrifying was his depiction of hell that other
clergymen had to rush to the aid of distraught
members of the congregation. Even in modern
times, the theme of “believe or you will go to Hell”
is common, complete with vivd descriptions of
grinding teeth, the shrieks of the damned, and the
odor of scorching flesh. Writing on the topic, one
author describes having seen a young child
scream in church, confessing that he was “ afraid
of Hell .”
Others, such as Queen Mary I of England, have
used the doctrine as an excuse for perpetrating
barbarism. Before sentencing a group of
Protestants to be burned alive, she supposedly
declared: “As the souls of heretics are hereafter to
be eternally burning in Hell, there can be nothing
more proper than for me to imitate the Divine
vengeance by burning them on earth.”
Like all scare tactics, the idea of hellfire can exert a
powerful grip on believers. However, the Biblical
evidence for the horrifying doctrine is rather
lacking. In fact, the Parable of the Rich Man and
Lazarus , often cited as Biblical proof of the
doctrine of Hell, actually has the opposite
message. At the end of the parable, Abraham
declines to send Lazarus back to Earth to warn
sinners of some terrifying fate awaiting them in the
afterlife, arguing that righteousness can only come
from belief, rather than fear of some supernatural
punishment.

Linda sister don leave blogging?

Phat legs

naij......Hope you guys are not sahara reporters in disguise?

Not cool dude

obiremy:
This pretty young lady received the shocker of her life as she was proposed to at an eatery in Lagos after thinking she was actually going for her friend's proposal party. 

She couldn't help the tears.... #IGoLoveOooooo

See photos above & watch the video below.......



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmR_9YqXHwI

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/08/young-lady-gets-proposed-to-by-her.html

Pretence

youngest85:
she go sabi gv mouth action wella

get ur mind from the
Gutter

hahaha.....abi she wear yansh

This is not news



He doesn't even follow Jesus ..... Oya misquote me

congrats Fynestboi

Myedujob2016:
Hardworking students like you always perform successsfully in their exams. You did a great job this time and you made yourself and your parents proud. Congratulations!

Your student.... What of the rest

Slutty dressing... Milf

yourblogcoach:
The Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) has picked Gernot Rohr, a German manager and previous footballer, as a coach of the Super Eagles.

Amaju Pinnickm, the NFF president, affirmed the most recent data and said that Mr Rohr will arrive Lagos on Saturday.
https://www.spyreporters.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Gernot-Rohr.jpg

There, he will watch the association match between Ikorodu United and Sunshine Stars. On Monday he is required to visit Abuja, where he will be acquainted with Nigerians as another coach.

Read What He said :http://www.spyreporters.com/breaking-nff-picks-gernot-rohr-super-eagles-coach/

Another name we've never heard of..... NFF sha

Silly amateur blogger

Nigerian's Segun Toriola defeated Czech Republic's Dmitrij Prokopvoc 3-2 in Round 1 of the men's singles event in the table tennis event of the Rio 2016 Olympics.
Toriola lost the first set 11-8 but bounced back to win the second set 6-11.

Toriola finally took the third set 8-11 to advance into Round 2.

He will face Japan's Niwa Koki on Sunday for a place in the next round.

Meanwhile, Nigeria's duo of Funke Oshonaike and Edem Offiong, have both crashed out of the Table Tennis women's singles.




http://www.newsdoggen.org/2016/08/rio-2016-segun-toriola-flying-nigerian.html

herzern:


THRASH

Your choice

Many Christians today believe in a place of eternal torment where sinners are sent after death, commonly referred to as Hell in English. This belief is extremely mainstream and forms part of the basic perception of the religion in popular culture.
Am not a Jehova Witness tho but i want you to enjoy reading this.

1.It was Barely Mentioned in the bible
According to Romans 6:7, “he that is dead is freed from sin.” So if a person’s sins are cleared with his or her death, then what’s with the additional punishment of Hell? Well, Romans 6:23 goes on to state that “the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.” Note that there is no mention of sinners being condemned to everlasting torture, they simply don’t get the reward for living a righteous life. Similarly, 2 Thessalonians 1:9 says that the punishment for those deemed wicked is not fiery torture, but destruction, “shut out from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of his might.”

2.Many References To Hell Were Mistranslated

When it comes to misconceptions about Hell, the popular 17th-century King James Version (KJV) of the Bible has a lot to answer for. For example, in the KJV, the prophet Jonah was in the “belly of Hell,” while David bafflingly insists that God would be with him even in Hell. Even Jesus pops down to Hell after his death on the cross.

That’s particularly important to Hades and Sheol, which are roughly equivalent words in Greek and Hebrew. Neither can reasonably be translated as “place of torment,” which is what the word “Hell” now generally implies. A better translation might be “the grave” or “the afterlife.” Neither term carries a value judgment in the way that “Hell” does—only the wicked go to Hell, but all souls are in Sheol after death. So David’s weird KJV claim that God would be with him in “Hell” is better translated as “the afterlife” or even “the depths.” While the KJV references Jesus being in Hell after his death on the cross, the New International Version makes a much less dramatic reference to him being in his “grave.” In fact, the New International Version only refers to Hell 15 times, compared to a whopping 54 mentions in the KJV.
Other modern Bibles try to avoid such problems altogether by simply leaving “Sheol” and “Hades” untranslated, although this hasn’t quite undone the influence of the KJV. As the Encyclopedia Americana of 1942 put it: “Much confusion and misunderstanding has been caused through the early translators of the Bible persistently rendering the Hebrew Sheol and the Greek Hades and Gehenna by the word ‘Hell.’ The simple transliteration of these words by the translators of the revised editions of the Bible has not sufficed to appreciably clear up this confusion and misconception.”
3.Jesus Didn’t Invent His Parable About Hell

It’s right there in the Parable of the Rich Man and Lazarus, as recorded in Luke 16:19-31.

In fact, Jesus didn’t even come up with the story in the first place. Scholars have long identified the general outline (a beggar is rewarded after death, while a rich man is punished) as an Egyptian folktale that became popular with Jewish religious teachers like the Pharisees, to the point that early Jewish literature contains at least seven versions of it. In Luke’s account, Jesus only brings the story up after the Pharisees mock his original Parable of the Unjust Steward, thus using one of their own favorite stories to demonstrate their hypocrisy. With this context, it’s hard to see the parable as a serious account of the Christian afterlife.


4. Even The Church Fathers Couldn’t Agree On Hell

Since many hold the early church fathers as the authority on matters of faith and doctrine, many would find it surprising that even they couldn’t agree if Hell existed and, if so, what it actually was. Justin Martyr, Clement of Alexandria, Tertullian, and Cyprian were among those that held that Hell was a literal place of fiery torment. Origen and Gregory of Nyssa disagreed, countering that Hell was simply separation from God.
In modern times, many Christian denominations have moved away from Saint Augustine’s conception of Hell as a physical place beneath the Earth. Even the venerable Catholic Church has apparently decided to go with the flow, with the Catechism of the Catholic Church, approved by Pope John Paul II in 1992, declaring that Hell is simply a state of “definitive self-exclusion from communion with God and the blessed.”

5.Some Aspects Of Hell Seem Distinctly Non-Christian

The Ancient Egyptian religion, for example, featured a cavern containing a “lake of fire” where the souls of the wicked were punished for their transgressions. The early Mesopotamians also believed that the underworld lay underground, although it was more dim and miserable than a place of eternal punishment.
A particularly interesting comparison can be made between the popular idea of Hell and Zoroastrianism, an ancient religion originating in what is now Iran. In the earliest Zoroastrian texts, the souls of the sinful are judged after death and condemned to eternal punishment in the underworld, which theBook Of Arda Viraf describes as a pit full of fire, “smoke, stench and demons.” The souls are tortured according to the severity of their sins in life and the whole thing is presided over by Angra Mainyu, the great evil spirit, “who ever ridiculed and mocked the wicked in hell” for following him instead of their creator god.



http://www.newsdoggen.org/2016/08/7-biblical-reasons-why-hell-might-not.html