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Dovahkiin: @op nah hes not but post ur pic so i can tell u if hes cute enough for you

True dat niccur, i understand wat ya mean.

He aight, just aight! cute is a strong word you know?

chyke007: I'll give him a 7.5. OP hope you dont get a crush on me too

i understand why you gave him 7.5

fonzie2u: rememba wen my cousin ws dating ds girl way back 07,he would treat her like poo.used to go to her place in surulere then.i called her rihana cos i knew stardom ws ahead.

Fo real nigga ?

Ooooooohhhh Whatz thiz Rubbish na!! ?? what would his visit have done to us ? solve all the insecurity probs we have ? restore electricity in our homes ?.
Y'all should stop hyping his visit to Nigeria like the 2nd coming of Christ! He himself can't solve the whole crime in Detroit not to talk of Naija. Eff his visit big time.

gluv01: Prison with newly-fixed weavons? Neat face and body

Thought i was the only one who saw it. Maybe they just got in sha!

sholay2011: Sir, Django was played by Jamie Fox, not Will Smith.

My badd!! I meant Jamie. I mixed it up cuz willie waz the one to have acted it.

legendarysegzi: Why are we mayborn so elegant?
why are we mayborn so cute?
Why always us?

Awww !!, am sure you've never met ''Juner's''.

Django Unchained
Django -Will smith
Christoper Waltz- Dr. King Schultz

The movie is gon be stupid anywaiz

If i had Philtre i would use it on thiz girl.

Whuz the mama ?

[quote author=Sunehri_145]WOW!!! Professor in English! How come you wasted your maga byte without making any reasonable contribution to the topic? Must you comment?
Why not open your on thread with your refined English?
Others are asking how, when and where it happened your own is to blow grammar without verb
SMH!!![/quote]My thought exactly!

This Should be a Beofe and After picture for Beyonce Tyra, Riri and Nicki

Aint credible enuf!

Rihanna, Tyra banks, Beyonce, Nicki are naturally light skinned people. They aint as Black as the other changees.

And definitely the have to be lighter, their weather aint has ash as ours.

Tssk!

[quote author=Unimke_Ak]Not even true, no matter ur level of intoxication wif alcohol, u still gonnA be aware of ursef, u can't place ur feet on the table and tink u've lost a body part. That's the work of weed for the weak minds.

However, I can't really describe the feeling of a high level of alcohol intoxication bt say a combo of " u wanna throw up, ur dizzy, wanna use d toi, severe headaches, ur Stomach turnIng upside down" still u gonna be self conciouS bt drowsy.

But if u've never prayed to God Saying if he pulls u tru and if u dnt die dt night u'll neva taste alcohol again in ur life then u've nt drank yet.[/quote]Word nigga, i swear down, being drunk has never been a reason for me to hold a girl in the boob, rape a biatch or do crazy ishes. The thing is you might think of it but in your mind you still know it's wrong. But you just don care.
Word again nizzle

ok this is seriously funny

[quote author=Atheist:-D]Just to clarify;

-You dated X,
-Her mother Y found out,
-Y is also your landlord,
-Y got you to end your relationship with X because both of you are from different tribes (or rather towns),
-You ended it,
-You are now dating Z
-Z rents property from Y and you go to said property to service Z,
-Y has robably seen you a few times with Z,
-You are worried that Y will tell X and X will think you cheated on her with Z.

Just a few questions;
1. Did Z live in her current property before you met her and dated?
2. Had you seen her there?
3. Did you physically break up with X after her mum put pressure on you to end it? I mean, did you sit her down and tell her it was over?
4. What role does your classmate play? Is he the one threatening to spill the beans to X?

My analogy;

-You met Z while dating X.
-You didnt date Z but you had her as a reserve.
-With pressure from Y you quickly started dating Z.
-You never told X that it was over between the two of you.
-You probably were already sleeping with Z while dating X, Y got to know (possibly through rumours) and that is why she made efforts to end your relationship with her daughter.
-You have been a naughty boy [/quote]tumbz up

tellwisdom: Pleas abeg what is chill pill??

The pill you take when you just ate something chilli!!!! to calm your tongue.



It actually means Kalm the f*ck! down!

Crap! but i think biology told us its the male squitos that buzz when they lookin for a Hump mate. Thats why they buzz and just so ya know its the females who suck your flippin blood. They also spread the malaria ish.

I mean at times i get angry and i want to remain angry for the rest of the day, even if you cheer me up i'll keep looking for things to make me mad.

There actually diff kinds of anger, depending on what sprung it.
Sometimes you feel like destroying the whole of human race, some times you want to stop caring for the things you would naturally care about.
'Some times you would really want to prove someone wrong' that's one of my fav anger.
They lots of types that's why i really don't tell people, 'don't let me get angry' i actually want to.

i just try to enjoy it, wiith anger you can do alot of things you thought you couldn't do

She alwaiz lookz good

Fuckin Hilarious!!!! Damn man! That jacuzzi, i his gat to be in it

Wait!! Wait!! Wait!! Wait!! Wait!! Wait!! Who thought of this ?? OP

With current situations am sure most tweeps won't wanna be Najian again!!

I wish i saw the toto in the 2nd pic.