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whose turn

This thread has your name on it honey, you want my stats? I'm sure you know what to do. you've always come across as being brilliant.

Creamish is that the name your Mum gave you?

Cool photo though, I must confess I didn't expect you to be that cute, considering your zestful cyberpersonality. I must say i expected you'd be much more unattarctive. (like yin-yang)

you've got nice lips (pity no kiss emoticon).

you rock girl.

Plus I'l b someone's wife/mother someday

thank God it's a Plus, for most Naija chicks, it's their sole purpose of exsistence, life doesn't start till they are secured in some man's house as his wife and mother of his children.


yeah and one more question, I 4got to put a flaw column. what's your major flaw (the yang part). you sparkle but we don't get flawless diamonds in this part of the world.

EVERYTHING!!!

Start with your name
Age
Location
Physical stats (a pix will help)
Likes/Dislikes
Motivations/Dreams and Aspirations (it had better not just be someone's wife/mother someday)


Will start from there.

I don't see her go back to her former build. Six months sounds long enough to change her living habits (unless she has some kinda breakdown). If you wana do it too, then please do so. but do it for the right reasons, not becos she did. This could help you:

Do you eat to live or do you live to eat

If you eat to live then:

The first step is to decide, make up your mind. Start from your diet,

get rid of all soft drinks/fruit juices. Substitute these with real fruits

If you take tea/beverages regularly, exclude adding refined sugar (trust me you can actually do it)

No junk food, eat only real meals, properly balanced (rich in fiber) at the correct time, no in betweens

if u must eat in betweens, try chewing cucumber/garden eggs etc- please don't binge on these.

if you take veg salads try green salads, no cream/mayonnaise please.

Take dinner before 8pm, otherwise skip it,

Try to take you three square meals, it you start skipping meals/fasting, your body will switch to fat storage mode (you can read that up off the internet)

Always calculate you calorie intake, i c'd get you a table to help you, so b4 you put anything in your gut, check the calorific value and be sure to have a backup plan to burn it off at once.

I'm trying to keep this short n concise so it'll be easy to read. as for exercise, get active


you don't need to register in a gym, just walk as much as possible

Object oriented walking

lurv, you're in my space, go find urs.

I was wondering about that, since it wasn't my space I didn't say anything, but since the owner has, it's all good, one house, one love.

hi lipsygirl,

you are highly welcome, feel @ home honey. talk about a lifesize photo!!

Paste you pix in your profile, at least we'll confirm the looks part. we'll start from there.

i am a bit confused on your post. R u a guy or a girl?If guy, may i ask what hole?

I'm a man. how many holes are into a man's body? use your imagination. thats why only a handful of naija ladies are adventurous when it counts the most. Be creative, use your imagination.


You self, what part of your body turns you on. If i read correctly thats what the thread is about. so share. if you want more you gotta give something.

Yes she is, she already said so, do you have a problem with that?

it's fine, and it can last, as long as the person understands that their weight is a reflection of their lifestyle.


so, if he/she dropped all that weight through some wonder drug/herb etc, it aint going to last if the lifestyle hasn't changed.

hey, atwa

your welcome. I've left the woods ages ago. what kept you back?

anyway, glad you here now. welcome, enjoy and don't get addicted.


beware of the haters too.

How many people talking in here pay tax to government?

@oboatioko

Please, Maryland Yankee? say what you know. A good portion of nairalanders pay tax (income) 12%. it's taken even b4 it gets to you. and several other stuff get deducted too in the name of health insurance, pension scheme etc. the long and short is we done get to see the development all that money is supposed to be used for.


so please come home and work for one year first!!! thats if you don't die of frustration b4 then. those of us still alive (suffering n smiling), are so because we've developed a thick skin.

The world would be lacking it's numero uno wonder/beauty. Remember those angels that came down and fathered giants with daughters of eve in the bible. that just goes to show that the female human is a force to reckon with.


On the other hand there wouldn't be sin & suffering in the world too. Only if she had said NO and not glanced at that apple.

for me, nipple chewing does the trick. take a look n see why. u wana chew, thick n inviting ya


ahhhh, lest i forget, a wet warm tongue in the right hole too
                                                                                                   
                                                                                                   

everyone needs someone to hold

everyone needs someone to love



even if it just a pillow someone!!! HAHA HA LMAO

hey Soshio,

Your welcome. Enjoy yourself, don't get too addicted. and beware of trouble makers. them flenty flenty.

feminine and sweet, but that don't matter to you does it?

Not a single bit babie. I dig your style; cool n confident and you sound real chicé.

Welcome onboard.

Sista E, Trust MTN, the ever patriotic service provider. They are even more Nigerian than we Nigerian??


Don't they wish.


Thats the thing with owning you own Business. It is at such times that you can maximize your profit with a good excuse. You'll still be paying the same for human labour and charging more for the same service. The catch is minimizing your running cost. MTN can easily increase their profit by 10% or more in the first week, while Nigerians r unaware of the true implications of the VAT increase and yet to adjust. Now they wouldn't wana loose all that money, would they?

that one na small, they increased fuel price, and on every litre of fuel you buy u pay VAT, thats like a double combo. Fuel is like the lifeline of the economy (i mean it controls the price of virtually all consumer commodities viz how fast money leaves you pocket). the chain starts with transportation and is endless till you have nothing left, as there is no power supply, the GSM networks are burning fuel to give their service, common the past administration was purely DEMONIC

proof!!!

Not that I'd be surprised, in his videos they depict women in a very disrespecting manner. It's a wonder that even after the Beijing conference one still sees women do such.

don't be, he must be one of the investors that bought the NNPC refineries.

any girl that falls for this one, sure is desperate and should be on desperate housewives!!!!

Talking about names for the band:

we gotta decide what type of rock, there are several sub-genres of rock you know? if its going to be hardcore rock band mostly then;

XCREAM 9AIJA

will surely rock.

About making money, we may not initially and depending on what XCREAM 9AIJA  has to offer, we just might, focus should be on fostering rock culture in Nigeria and opening a market for it.

hehehe  , i use we coz I'm optimistic, I'll be part of the band.

simply go to any of these banks,

zenith
afri
sterling
UBA

ask their CS officer for information. there is some new way of doing it on line.

cheers

Am still

Still what??