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RomanceRe: I Take Tramadol To Masturbate by S1MP: 11:36am On Jan 03, 2021
taking tramadol to dance soapy again?
chai.... what is this one again eh
PoliticsRe: Share Your Funniest Experience With Being Pressed (shit) by S1MP: 5:48pm On Dec 19, 2020
iTroll:
Same here jhere... I heard such stories too

Omo, if I be girl, I for go FGC ahswear grin
Lol

My younger sis went to FGC

She told me first hand that if you were fine and curvy especially in the chest region, those who like you will write letter and give them teddy bears as exchange... Its mostly a senior to junior stuff, if a big girl in school like you, you are automatically under her wing if you accept her.

They do it silently, senior visiting junior and its hard to even nab them Lol.
PhonesRe: Xiaomi Redmi Note 7 For Sale @ #36,000 by S1MP: 2:22pm On Dec 18, 2020
why am I suspecting that The phone might be stolen
PhonesRe: Tecno Camon 16’S Pre-order Game Is Fantastic by S1MP: 1:31pm On Nov 06, 2020
helio p22 for 100k+
nay I not be unfortunate
RomanceRe: Most Challenging QUESTION Of 2020.(official) by S1MP: 8:55pm On Nov 05, 2020
baralatie:
I remember one f moniker like that.
also love from the dudes back then.
hian the f was on top of the section.
then boom
..........live pictures of who owned the monikers a full blown d.....

shit mods were alll over the place shutting down treads,shutting down posts.for where....
it was crazy!
Firery or fierce or flames or something like that sha
RomanceRe: Unless My Gf Squeeze My Balls And Cork , I Don't Get Aroused by S1MP: 8:45pm On Nov 05, 2020
Fool
RomanceRe: About The Gold Diggers Called Naija Ladies by S1MP: 8:43pm On Nov 05, 2020
FuckBots:
Some naija ladies are scavangers and jackals covered in human skin. I'm nor saying all o, but some of them are down right disgusting.
The head leaders of the FMAN(Feminist Movement Association Of Nairaland) in this forum ( we all know them) are on top of this list.


Typing....
Pained incel
PhonesRe: Recommend A Budget 4gb Ram Phone For Me by S1MP: 9:09am On Nov 04, 2020
umdigi a7 pro umdigi a9 pro
Foreign AffairsRe: 2020 US Presidential Election Results Live Updates: Minutes By Minutes Updates by S1MP: 8:21am On Nov 04, 2020
bjtinz:
Americas such unpredictable people.
its called democracy
not APC and PDP drama
PhonesRe: Which Good Phone Can I Buy For 50k? by S1MP: 4:12pm On Nov 03, 2020
Umdigi a7 pro
Redmi 9a
Redmi 7
PhonesRe: Redmi Note 8 Users Do This by S1MP: 4:07pm On Nov 03, 2020
Yeah, i noticed you tend to get an update notification faster if you are on wifi than on normal mobile networks

Still waiting for redmi 9 update though
RomanceRe: . by S1MP: 10:48pm On Nov 02, 2020
Beautiful creatures, all of them

Men don't deserve women, ahswear
RomanceRe: Top 5 Reason Why Redpill Is A Heap Of Bullshit by S1MP(op): 8:39pm On Nov 01, 2020
See them castigating me cause i said what they dont like to hear
RomanceRe: Top 5 Reason Why Redpill Is A Heap Of Bullshit by S1MP(op): 4:30pm On Nov 01, 2020
Publickk:
They're only broke men but instead of fighting the government for their misery, they are attacking women for being women!

Imagine, a man takes away your rights and you take away the rights of those dependent on you.

They are broke cowards with genitals thinking that it will make them a man when genitals only makes them male...
Don't mind them

They want women to be slaves
RomanceRe: Top 5 Reason Why Redpill Is A Heap Of Bullshit by S1MP(op): 4:29pm On Nov 01, 2020
TrollKiller:
I hope she sees this bro

She will soon answer that DM cause of this your post.
Shut up!
The alfah males are already coming. I hope you masturbatedd today since you can't get a lady to quench your thirst!
RomanceTop 5 Reason Why Redpill Is A Heap Of Bullshit by S1MP(op):
1.They will tell you to avoid and run away from women yet they forget that women account for 50% of the worlds population. They want you to avoid and ignore half the number of humans in the world
That is not just stupid, it's impossible.

2. If you follow them, you will end up alone and miserable when you grow old
How can I build a house and then the house remains empty and devoid of a wife and children? You follow them, you end up regretting for the rest of your life

3. Redpill advise you to not get married and not give birth to children. Is that not madness?

4. Redpill turn gentle men into angry barbarians who turn rabid at the first sign of females presence. Once they see (f), they go mad with envy and anger.

5. Redpill turn men into gay bastards. Imagine, two redpillers romancing each other with their rough, rock hard palms (ewooooooo) and ejaculating inside another mans yansh (it is finished). All because they refuse to go for women cause of stupid idea.

Avoid redpill thread!
RomanceRe: Three (3) SIMP Behaviors Nigerian Guys Should STOP DOING! by S1MP: 4:11pm On Nov 01, 2020
Nonsense video
Audio alfa male everywhere
RomanceRe: Is There Anything In This World That Feels Better Than Sex? by S1MP: 9:10pm On Oct 31, 2020
seeing your woman grow fresher as you keep pampering and taking care of her. imagining it makes me feel orgasmic

taking care of a woman is the highest responsibility of a man. if you can't, you're a failure
PhonesRe: Help! My Phone Has Gone Mad. by S1MP: 9:32am On Oct 29, 2020
this your title na die grin
PhonesRe: What Phone Can I Get With A 60k Budget by S1MP: 9:28am On Oct 29, 2020
umdigi a9 pro
umdigi a7 pro
redmi 9c (3gb varient)
redmi 8
redmi note 5 pro (2nd hand)
redmi note 7 (2nd hand)
iPhone 6s (16gb)
Nokia 2.3
Nokia 2.4
Nokia 3.2
Nokia X6
Nokia 5.1
Nokia 5.1+
Blackview A9 pro
redmi 7
pick your demon
PhonesRe: Please Help My New Tecno Spark 2 Is Giving Me Headache Presently by S1MP: 9:26am On Oct 29, 2020
HRHQueenPhil:
Boss, do u stay in Lagos..looking for someone to teach me graphic design
Lol YouTube bro

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