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if na herdsmen now, na town crier they for use announce the death. Fucking media people

Biased media.....are they mad to just start throwing stones...the media is our major problem in this country....stop posting half stories to pass blame onto certain sets of people....I hate this country's media

Confidant010:
I met my fiancee for 6months now and when I approached her she told me that she was in a relationship then, after telling her my intention she decided to quit with her ex and be my own.

I later found out that she went back and Bleep with her ex again. When I found this out through the picture her ex posted in his timeline, she then admitted that she did it because she didn't know I was serious about the relationship and promised never to do it again. I pardoned her and ceased her connection with him by buying her new lines, except her glo line, which is linked to her account though she knew his number off head.

On Saturday she told me that she wants to go and see her parents, when I called her line throughout this afternoon it wasn't going through, when I finally got her online she told me that she just decided to switch off her phone, and the way she sounded, my instinct told me that she was with another man n I saw a text message by another man asking her when she's coming home.

Pls friends what should I do because I love her and she claims to love me too and I have already introduced her to my people and they all like her.

Pls your noble advice is of utmost importance nw, thanks.

first of all, you be confused Mugu..
A girl who claims to have ended her previous relationship just to be with u, went back bleeped the ex while is with you, and u still accept am....keep funding the olosho....after all, u are just her ATM machine, the real Oga go just dey help u polish the calabash all the time and very well.....

if I give u a resounding slap, u go realise say u suppose move on and get a befitting lady for ursef....if u like, marry her, she go still go meet that Oga make he continue dey shine the calabash.....

maestroferddi:
We shall not vote for the tyrant even if he sites another division of the Nigerian Army in Owerri or Onitsha apart from 82 Div Enugu...

He should stop wasting his time.

keep quite if u have nothing reasonable to say....

DullardBuhari:
watch how this careless and useless Military will bomb innocent people and call it a mistake... The pogrom is about to start... Ndi Igbo wake up...Buhari wants to wipe Ndi Igbo's..Neva say I didn't warn you people

common sense is a rare commodity in your household....I know so

sureteeboy:
Hmm... Brainstorming? Yet your explanation was lifted off the English dictionary verbatim.

how do you get know he lifted it from the dict. I guess you were about doing the same thing then you realise it had already bin done

QueenOfNepal:
I'm not surprised. The mode of prayer is just not healthy for the sick that's why Buhari sits on a chair in the mosque when praying.


Buhari is scared of stories like this

why will it be healthy now...atleast, it does not involve jumping, shouting, beating of drums and making irrelevant noise

cashlurd:
So truly, the lecturer intentionally failed the girl. That 45 is a pass mark. Good enough to make her not to have a carryover.

read it very well...he didn't fail her. He only told her she failed, using it as an antic to get to her pant.

SalamRushdie:
Nigeria Army Military boot signature ...I hope you all know that every countries boot has a hidden pattern embed in the boot prints for tracking purposes ..and this boot mark is a of boot from annigerian military issued boot and I wonder how Fulani herdsmen are using it ...

Oga tracker.....go and track it.....as u never see boot with such kind of pattern before

Paperwhite:
So non hausa-fulani are only fit to play the second fuddle Buhari is trying to dilute his ethnic bias trait.

notin in this life will ever satisfy ur type....

I pity the woman who will end up with u

the woman dey craze, no matter wetin u say my offence be... u raised ur hand once, that was not enough, u repeated it 3 more times.....this guy is the biggest of all fools av come across.....I dey vex here... uea, he impregnates ur roommate, are u his wife, u are just a gf, u be en mother, abi end fada, who gives you the right to slap him repeatedly.....doing it once is not enough.....u even asked ur friends to film it while u did ur non sense....


if u slap me once, that's for my mistake, I will accept it. but 2, 3, 4, 5 times....that guy is a disgrace, he is jus a woman in a males body.....and the fool wet open her smelling yansh for the guy no fit protect am.......assholes...

IamD18:
You must be foolish for even gathering the guts and audacity to bring this rubbish here.

Like, are you high on hot sperm?

You made her ruin her marriage, you knew she's suppose to get married to a man, yet your sense couldn't function alongside with your preeq, you didn't attempt to respect the man, you didn't bother to put yourself in the man's shoes, and you had the impetus to expose your waywardness to us.

You and that lady are simply MAD and WAYWARD

All thanks to God for saving that innocent man from a stupid, promiscuous, dumb, wayward and unfocused lady, a lady who cancelled her marriage because of such reason deserved to be thrown inside a zoo.

C'omon will you get out of here and stop exposing your stupidity.

Hot blessing will fall on you on this Sunday.....
some guys are foolish.....I can't date a lady who I know is in a very serious relationship or who us about to get married. At least one has to respect the person she is dating or about to get married to.

Liliyann:
Wakanda Nonsense be this
Your wedding is a special day,its a day to look beautiful and be in your finest appearance!!!
Wedding should be lavish and tasteful, it involves finances!!
Wedding is not just about saying "I Do",it has more meaning than that.
How can someone be looking like this on her wedding day?
I bet she isn't even wearing shoes!!
If they can look so haggard and poor on their special day,then I wonder how they will be able to cloth their kids!!

so beauty now is the useless make up that ladies wear.....eh


I bet u, go and wear that make up, she will still be finer than u...

kolawoleibukun:
see how the guy stylishly advertising their idol gods. instead of talking about the man, they are shouting the same allahu Akbar. the same allahu akhbar that they shouted when they cut his leg.
the money muslims spend on building each mosque and the gold the use to decorate their mosques while innocent people like this suffer is bad.

Muslims have cut the leg of this man because of Islam and they have rejected him to the world.

people did not ask what they did to his leg after cutting it. Look at how they have destroyed the life of this man. if not for a good Samaritan Christian that posted this picture.

all these alhaji have been seeing him for many years after cutting his leg but they pretend as if he does not count. now, they are trying to cover up the nonsense that big mouth with deaf ear buhari said in London hence all these camouflage.

Why did they use sharia to cut one of his legs?

this is not the only man in this predicament and hustling. why not use this opportunity to address the entire issue all at once. get other disabled involved. we have a ministry overseeing these people. get that minister out to explain how they steal the funds. take these people to the ministers house instead and make that house a home for the disabled. picking this man out is a political stunt. petrol is now high they can no longer blame GEJ.

no be Bishop day build house for disabled. if one man Bishop can do this, what then is the use of Buhari calling this man while we are still being asked to donate? I have never seen such at thing.

when the president calls you, consider your case solved.

what they want to do now is start a poultry farm for him instead of giving him a permanent job with good package to supervise this same project that he already has experience doing.

the guy does not know that business you asked him. he said it out of saying sake. if he invests the cash there he may be surprised with the risks involved in the business. Give him a job. there are jobs in government offices that you guys reserved for your family members. give one to the poor man. he will save the money from there and do a business of his choice when he is calm.

which ear buhari take call? make una day talk true abeg. the president has called. why hype the man? nobody called him. how can buhari call from London when osinbanjo is here representing him and should invite him over to Aso rock.

u are senseless

Iceman2017:

I think is high time Benue indigenes should ponder and ask where they have got it wrong.
Something is telling me that all these misfortunes happening to them are karma's from their crime against Biafrans during the war.
The gods are angry with Benue.. Innocent blood they help Nigerian army and Fulani's to slaughter have been crying for vengeance.
I pity them.. God have metcy

see wetin dis one get to type

na only this guy go manage this chief of defence staff?? Oboi! see physical commodity.

scribble:
So random guys have been slapping this one

Maybe they slapped the sense out of her brain

Perhaps another slap will reset it

hahaha......she really needs that slap again


nairaland, the best site to get oneself laughing again after a brief period of sadness

Mrbigman1:
E pain am

Haha

KendrickAyomide:
see as he Head day shine

I bin think say na only me notice am

emeijeh:
Stupid country

I swear

DeadRat:



The Person That Put The Baby Inside The Drum Made a Mistake...


He Forgot To Shout "Allaha wakuba!", before Drowning the Baby...

No Heavenly Reward For Him

I know God will pity ur condition very soon and give u sense....

BiafranDel:
the girl is already an ashawo. instead of her to fvck and pass, she wants to form virgin mary when she is a prostitute already. rubbish. i pray the lecturer goes free while the girl fails and probates. some girls will be forming nonsense. she is not a virgin so why refuse the lecturer sex. she is just trying to play the victim. from their conversation, one can see that she has been doing it before so why is this time any different. THE GIRL HAD ALMOST THE BEST ANSWERS TO REPLY WHATEVER THE LECTURER SAID AND YOU TELL ME SHE IS INNOCENT? we only heard of it because this one failed and she saw no other means to pass, then she decided to go public. let her go and die. rubbish
to all the stu.pid boys quoting me. i know you all have dormant brains. if you cant read between the lines, please leave me out of your sheer stupidity

she is not ur relation now, why won't you tell her to just knack the man five times and pass....

if it were ur sister, will you tell her to just knack the man five times and pass

Tomoyayi:
Spank ke, Tottenham will gang rape them.

Hahaha

Tomoyayi:
Spank ke, Tottenham will gang rape them.

Hahaha

Kingpee2:
who is this maggot referring to ?At least you agreed that it’s a joke ...Next time,use your medication before you kill yourself with strange illness...

sometimes, peoples stupidity makes me to lol

Kingpee2:
who is this maggot referring to ?At least you agreed that it’s a joke ...Next time,use your medication before you kill yourself with strange illness...

sometimes, peoples stupidity makes to lol

Proudlyngwa:
E Don happen.

Kyase, remember I told you man City will lose 3 in a row, Tottenham will still hammer them.

right on point......Tottenham will spank them

MrsNwaAmaikpe:


all these things you mentioned are rubbish compared to the atrocities committed by the terrorist-in-chief called Buhari.

By commanding the Nigerian army to kill unarmed IPOB members and tagging the organisation as terrorist while fulani herdsmen continue to carry guns maiming and killing people, Buhari is a terrorist and all igbos in the southeast should reject him.

if u hate him, come out clear and say it......Dont use ur hatred for him to criticize the good he has done.....

Kingpee2:
with all you’ve said so far,I’m still saying this country is a joke.....

why won't it be a joke with citizens like u who reason with their asshole

Akshow:
only what u believe in will work for u.

I wish u well bro....and I pray u Dont witness it

Akshow:
Omg religion has really undone us. When will these fools realise human beings cant turn cat? Iys practically impossible. What kind of backward people are these. Chai

Humans can't turn into cats abi.....
u av not witness anytin.....and I pray u don't witness it, cos u won't ever disbelieve any story of such again.....

I repeat, I pray u dont witness anytin associated with witchcraft, cos u won't rain dsame after encountering it...



some years back, about 10yrs now....I witnessed a man of God kill an invincible cat....we cud not see the cat he was hitting but we constantly heard the painful cry from the invincible cat each time it was stroke with the stick the man of God held

I Dont think he did it

the fastest way to die now, is to go that tea and steal jus N5 and pray they shout thief and u get apprehended.....jungle justice no go happen o, na forest justice