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pureguide:
Make una contribute money for me. Make I arrange 1bottle of origin

From above statement, I deduced the following:

1. E don tey wey I see naija guy wey like Nigerian film, abi na mercy b¤¤bs u dey look?
2. You follow for the NBA (Nigerian Boyfriends Association) wey dey dump their girlfriends during xmas periods, else she would have been the one to cook the stew.
Conclusion: Rice no dey lack today, go ur neighbour house okay?


Sorry eh

LRNZH:
The Police have said they were not aware of the N21 billion donations to President Goodluck Jonathan’s campaign team by some businessmen.

The Force Public Relations Officer, Emmanuel Ojukwu, said the Police did not know about the donations or the alleged violation of the electoral law by the donors

“We are not aware of the donation and besides, there is no complainant,” Ojukwu said.

http://www.punchng.com/news/we-are-not-aware-of-jonathans-n21bn-donation-police/

Nigeria Police Force; exhibiting CLUELESSNESS since 1999

Wonder who is more clueless? Sambo or his boss?

I Used to respect Sambo tho, but with such statements by him, he has completely gone out of my list of sensible politicians!

How can he say that people are running away from Lagos? Maybe he hasn't been here before!

It is a stupid and clueless lie

Cluelessness

Never knew these

Coming from the House this morning, I saw this @ Falomo Roundabout...

Impressing I say

anonimi:
Have you heard the NASS reject any of such requests
Perhaps if YOU are not clueless you should find out why they have not rejected such up till now! Or is that not what a smart person who is keen on this matter would do

Lest I forget the NASS is made up of a sizeable number of the Association of Pretending Crooks, APC representatTHIEVES and SINators!
Especially the HoR where the president's choice for Speaker was REJECTED in favour of that of the APC collusion!!!

Any chance to actually use that grey matter in the medulla oblongata

Let the grey matter in the medulla oblongata prompt u to read dis letter: [url] https://www.nairaland.com/2059490/request-private-jet-open-letter [/url]

Your Excellency sir,
I appreciate all the good works you are doing for Nigeria. You are a man of good will, a benevolent man, with great love for mankind. Your good works are everywhere, even the blind can see your transformation sweeping through the nation.

The purpose of this letter is to formerly request that you approve a private jet for me immediately in a supplementary budget. This has become inevitable as flood has covered my area in lagos. Even after the rainy season, i find it difficult going to my house because of the heavy traffic. Yesterday, i took okada to my office from my house and when i got to the office, i was so dirty that i had to take a bath. This is to mention just a few reasons why i need the private jet.

I believe you are a good Christian and you believe in the teaching of Christ to do unto others the way you do to yourself. You have practised it by approving and buying a private jet for Diezanni Madueke, your minister of petroleum. When i saw it in the budget proposal, i did not believe that you can do this, but i now know you have proven you are a good man. When the 16-seater jet for Diezanni arrived the international airport i was so happy and my hope of getting one was renewed.

It is unfortunate that our airline operators cannot afford the chicken change to buy new aircraft. Hopefully, you will buy for me as you are ordering for yourself and many other Nigerians and these poor airline operators will wake up to find out that we are all flying our private jets and will therefore close down operation.

I am happy for you that you have two and have fully paid for another two, ordered a new one, Diezanni now has one and i will soon have one, more Nigerians will have and we will all fly with private jets.

You have actually brought Goodluck to us as your name implies.
Thank you, as i clear my compound to enable me pack my private jet as i do not believe that you will pay the huge amount to pack the private jet for me at the airport.

I hope to hear from you soon
Nigeria citizen.


[url] http://yomavictor.com/?p=1581 [/url]

Another exhibition of Unlimited Cluelessness

Its pathetic to note that most of these events could have been averted, yet it was not. Worst still, all under the watch of a clueless government

Cool

Soon the topic will change to:

APC Lawyers To Sue PDP Over Donations

omololu2020:
Black hawk down is a really intrestin movie full of action.I love d two brave soldiers dat went to save a pilot in a black hawk wen it crashed.they both died while savin d pilot.but dey wia both d first US soldier to receice Medal of Honour post humousl

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I believe you are talking about Gordon and Shughart, mehn, those guys were really brave in their quest to secure crash site 2.

I honestly don't trust foreign doctors who come to practise here in Nigeria(no offence to the humanitarian doctors tho) I had a terrible experience once @ Ave Maria, opposite Tantalizers, after given hypertension drugs in-place of flu drugs! I threatened that I was going to sue them to court over attempted murder, mislabeled drugs,etc @ first they protested n defended themselves,later they employed the services of a woman who was speaking my dialect to plead with me, else I would have made sure they pay through their noses. I believe, the only time we need expatriate doctors comes when any ailment can't be handled by our own Doctors.

Terrible I must say! Resort to prayer n believe me, miracles do "still" happens; the wedding might be called off! Besides did he(hubby) not discuss it with you?

I always knew there was a glitch in the system, as I witnessed a similiar incident in Kogi State.

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YES

No offence to her, buh, I don't like hairy gurls.

Is this a joke or Joker?

Was expecting this

dyadeleye:
Hotel Rwanda is quiet different from sometimes in April bro...

There is nothing similar jere.

Inasmuch as I agree with u, your opinion is completely not true; that they are different movies. It tells the story of the Rwanda Genocide!

dyadeleye:
You need to add The pursuit of happiness, hotel Rwanda, Infamous to that list!.

Trust me I had battles with removing The pursuit of happiness from that list. Hotel Rwanda would have made the list if it wasn't a repeat of "Sometimes in April"

Drniyi4u:
I've not seen any of em!!!
We don't watch film in this part of d world!

Or u don't have access to movies?

Firefire:
RCCG does not get involve in dirty politics.

But clean politics; wonder what that might be!

As much as making people laugh over a movie is tough, making people cry is tougher, I made a list of some of my saddest movies(based on true life events) of all-time. Maybe I missed some, probably I haven't seen it yet.

1. Hachi: A Dog's Tale A drama based on the true story of a college professor's bond with an abandoned dog he takes into his home.

2. The Boy in the Striped Pajamas Set during World War II, a story seen through the innocent eyes of Bruno, the eight-year-old son of the commandant at a concentration camp, whose forbidden friendship with a Jewish boy on the other side of the camp fence has startling and unexpected consequences.

3. The Blind Side The story of Michael Oher, a homeless and traumatized boy who became an All American football player and first round NFL draft pick with the help of a caring woman and her family.

4. Schindler's List In Poland during World War II, Oskar Schindler gradually becomes concerned for his Jewish workforce after witnessing their persecution by the Nazis.

5. Philadelphia When a man with AIDS is fired by his law firm because of his condition, he hires a homophobic small time lawyer as the only willing advocate for a wrongful dismissal suit.

6. The Passion of the Christ Jesus Christ' last hours and crucifixion.

7. Finding Neverland The story of J.M. Barrie's friendship with a family who inspired him to create Peter Pan.

8. The Cure The Movie centres on Dexter, age 11, who has AIDS, and his next door neighbor Eric, a little older and much bigger, become best friends.

9. Triage Tells the story about the wife of a photojournalist who sets out to discover why her husband came home from a recent assignment without his colleague.

10. Black Hawk Down Story about the battle of Magadishu in Somalia, where a mission of 3 hours instead took days amidst killings, maiming and kidnapping of US Marines, the movie also portrayed the courage of Delta Force Teams.

Any person from Uyo here?

Hachi: A Dog's Tale