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Business › Please I Need A Loan For Business Urgently by Saao(op): 2:05pm On Jul 26, 2016
Hi everyone,

I have a business that I want to go into which I have done the feasibility and viability analysis & have tried it with little cash.

I'm looking for a partner for 3 months in terms of funding with 50% interest on capital for entire 3 month. I will provide collateral of my land that has c of o in abuja but i reside in Lagos.

I'm in need of 600,000 Naira with 50% interest on capital for the total 3 months but if you want to continue after given you your capital and interest, that will be up to you.

I have the payment options:
1. You can choose to collect your interest every month by dividing the interest in 3 i.e 100,000 every month or
2. You may choose to collect your interest every month and part of your capital I.e 100,000 as part of your interest + 200,000 as part of your capital for 3 month or
3. You may choose to wait for the 3 months to collect your capital + the interest I.e 600,000 and the interest of 300,000.

The business is achievable and will be willing to give you my plot with c of o as a collateral, take you to my house if you like and provide my family house address but you have no reason to fear for your money.

Note: I have some cash already on ground but it won't enough and I want to kickstart immediately.
Thanks
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Investment › Re: O by Saao(op): 1:48pm On Jul 25, 2016
Godwin616:
Am at mowe, close to redeem camp. I have a 10_tyres tipper truck I used for haulage biz within that axis. I can give you the origial vehicle particulars as collateral. The loan is required for the purpose of carrying out key repairs/ maintenence on the truck.
why not open ur threat?
Investment › Re: O by Saao(op): 1:48pm On Jul 25, 2016
FreeWorld23:
where is your location? Which business are we talking about? The land you will use as collateral is located where?
I'm in Lagos, but the land is in Abuja with c of o.
Investment › Re: O by Saao(op): 1:47pm On Jul 25, 2016
FreeWorld23:
where is your location? Which business are we talking about? The land you will use as collateral is located where?
I'm in Lagos, but the land is in Abuja with c of o.
Politics › Re: Nine Ekiti Assembly Members For Trial Over Certificate Forgery by Saao(m): 12:19pm On Jul 25, 2016
wilsondave:
so if a governor is given federal government nightmare, the only thing is to destabilize his government by nepotism... pls stop being a coward...
bro abeg forget that guy, na yoruba man, always defending bihari than even we northerners
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSCE, NCE, OND or IT- Personal Assistant Needed, Immediate Interviews by Saao(m): 2:35pm On Jul 23, 2016
aloeman15:
Still open. Goodluck.
bro what's the nature of ur business?
Politics › Re: EFCC Releases Omisore by Saao(m): 10:01am On Jul 23, 2016
The kind of money this efcc attached to individual eh, sometime i ask, how much were the total income from both private and public per annum? They kept on calling huge amount of money without conviction.
Education › Re: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by Saao(m): 8:35pm On Jul 22, 2016
Is funaab part time admission form out? Or if u have any info on when the form will be out?
Education › Re: Pls House, Is Funaab Part Time Admission Form Out For Sale? by Saao(op): 12:27pm On Jul 22, 2016
Saao:
Hi everyone,
Please is funaab part time admission form out for sale?

Thank you
no information regarding the above from anyone?
Politics › Re: EFCC Kicks Against Bail For Agbele, Files appeal by Saao(m):
eddyjibs:
drama to distract dem. when pple start to die of hunger. they will bring diezanis case for us to munch on
u mind those useless people. God will purnish them for inflicting pains on Nigerians
Investment › Re: O by Saao(op): 5:55pm On Jul 21, 2016
McChords:
Send mail to f_apache@yahoo.com
OK then, I just did. Thanks
Education › Pls House, Is Funaab Part Time Admission Form Out For Sale? by Saao(op): 5:27pm On Jul 21, 2016
Hi everyone,
Please is funaab part time admission form out for sale?

Thank you
Investment › Re: O by Saao(op): 2:54pm On Jul 20, 2016
Saao:
Hi I'm looking for loan for a business for just 3 months with 10% interest payable every month. I have my land document that I can deposit as a collateral. Don't want to sell the plot but need the money for the business. If you are ready to assist please quote me or pm me for further discussion.

Thank you
Investment › Re: O by Saao(op): 8:14am On Jul 20, 2016
moviedoor7:
How much are you asking?
600,000 Naira
Investment › O by Saao(op):
Hi I'm looking for loan for a business for just 3 months with 10% interest payable every month. I have my land document that I can deposit as a collateral. Don't want to sell the plot but need the money for the business. If you are ready to assist please quote me or pm me for further discussion.

Thank you
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Current Vacancies In An Oil And Gas Industry In Lagos And Calabar. by Saao(m): 2:04pm On Jul 19, 2016
collinsoft:
If all fail then try God. Can you locate OPM in port harcourt. I can assure you your story must change. Meet a strong man of God for deliverance and you story won't remain the same.
ee just deliver all job seekers not only the fellow
Car Talk › Toyota Avensis, Avalon Versus Crv 2003 To 2008: Please Advise by Saao(op): 5:54pm On Jul 14, 2016
Hi everyone,
I'm used to Toyota product but just want to switch to SUV but don't have much money for Toyota SUV(Highlander) so I'm considering Honda crv. I want to know how rugged is the crv 2003 to 2008 model compare to Toyota? Again how economical is it and any other information u think I should know.

Thank you
Jobs/Vacancies › Facility Manager Vacancy In Lagos by Saao(op): 3:47pm On Jul 11, 2016
We are currently seeking to employ suitably qualified candidate to fill the position below:

Job Title: Facilities Manager

Location: Lagos


Summary of the Job
The Facilities Manager is the ultimate organizer, making sure that the workplace meets the needs of employees by managing all of the required services.
In this job, you will be responsible for the management of services and processes that support the core business of an organization ensuring that the organisation has the most suitable working environment for its employees and their activities.
This role is involved in both strategic planning and day-to-day operations, particularly in relation to buildings and premises and will be expected to focus on using best business practice to improve efficiency, by reducing operating costs

, coordinating and planning essential central services such as reception, maintenance, cleaning and catering (and others to be confirmed).
Ensuring the building meets health and safety requirements
Keeping staff safe;
Planning best allocation and utilization of space and resources
Checking that agreed work by staff or contractors has been completed satisfactorily and following up on any deficiencies;
Coordinating and leading one or more teams to cover various areas of responsibility;
Using performance management techniques to monitor and demonstrate achievement of agreed service levels and to lead on improvement;
Responding appropriately to emergencies or urgent issues as they arise and dealing with the consequences

Profile Required
Level of education/qualifications normally required:
B.Sc / HND

Specific Work experience:
5 years post NYSC working experience with minimum of 3 years in similar role..
Technical / Functional Skills:
Good organisational skills
Good spoken and written communication skills
Ability to develop working relationships with a wide range of people
Customer and client management skills
Ability to manage a varied and complex workload
Technical knowledge of building services
Management skills
The ability to control large budgets
Problem solving and decision making ability
IT skills.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send a copy of their resume to:

tadmorfacilitymanagementltd@gmail.com
Family › Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Saao(m): 6:57am On Jul 11, 2016
attacker321:
Is it okay for a married couple to draw up a time table for having sex?

My wife is complaining that I disturb her every day and that she can no longer cope. She has insisted that we come up with a time table of two days in every week and stick to it. This means she is ready to give me sex only twice a week.



Also how many times per week is ideal for a couple to have sex?
Doctor will tell 3 times a week especially couple looking for the fruit of the womb
Family › Re: I Plan To Marry My Baby Mama But She Is Unhygienic by Saao(m): 7:06pm On Jul 10, 2016
dollyjoy:
Shebi you know she is the dirty type before you impregnated her? Nonsense.undecided
hear talk. Must u contribute? Op been dirty is a simple to ignore if all other qualities u needed in her are intact. Keep talking to her, she will change, don't be tire of telling but in a nice way.
Family › Re: I Plan To Marry My Baby Mama But She Is Unhygienic by Saao(m): 7:05pm On Jul 10, 2016
dollyjoy:
Shebi you know she is the dirty type before you impregnated her? Nonsense.undecided
hear talk. Must u contribute? Op been dirty is a simple to ignore if all other qualities u needed in her are intact. Keep talking to her, she will change, don't be tire of telling but in a nice way.
Politics › Re: Death Of Idps: As Kashim Shettima Waits For Jonathan’s Call by Saao(m): 9:44am On Jul 10, 2016
Why would children live under Shekau but die under Shettima?
Properties › Newly Built Serviced 3 Bedroom Terrace With Bq To Let In Lekki Phase Rhs For 3m by Saao(op): 12:01pm On Jul 08, 2016
Newly built 3 bedroom terrace with bq attached to let in an estate in Lekki phase 1 right hand side.

Rent 3m
Service charge to be determine by the tenants

Interested call 08170355577
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Business Development Executive Urgently Wanted by Saao(m): 10:58am On Jul 08, 2016
Divijessicoins:
Only application letter? No CV ? or you want both? please confirm. Thanks.
don't even send anyone at all. See question from job seeker
Properties › 540sqm For Sale In An Estate Lekki Phase 1 Rhd For 65m Net by Saao(op): 10:02am On Jul 08, 2016
540sqm plot for sale in Lekki phase 1 right hand side for just 65m net.
Title is governors consent.

Interested 08170355577
Properties › 1100sqm For Sale At Lekki Phase 1 Right Hand Side. Price 120m by Saao(op): 9:50am On Jul 08, 2016
1100sqm for sale in Lekki phase 1 right hand side. For 120m, good location an facing oceanview estate.
Direct allocation

Interested call 08170355577
Family › Re: My Wife's Siblings Are Breaking Us Apart And I'm Mad Right Now by Saao(m): 5:28am On Jul 06, 2016
DevGuru:
NOTICE: Please, my story is still very long despite that I tried very hard to remove some unnecessary portions. But if you can be patient to read it to the end, then you are ready to give a mature opinion.

I am a Yoruba guy married to another Yoruba lady who happened to be the last of seven children. We met at the University and had a long courtship before we got married in 2014. I loved her so much and I believe she loved me too. We were each other's best friends. Shortly before we began to plan the wedding, on one faithful afternoon, I was watching the TV in my living room when I began to feel a slight pain in my lower abdomen. It got more intense within few hours and I had to go to a nearby hospital and by that time, the pain was inside my scrotum. The young doctor there didn't understand what was wrong and started injecting me with pain killers. I was kept there till midnight. The next morning, I noticed that one of my testicle was swelling up. I hen went to a teaching hospital where Orchitis was first diagnosed. After a week of antibiotics with no improvement, a consultant examined me and said it was torsion which should have been surgically corrected within few hours from the onset of the pain. As at that time, the testicle was dead. I had to go for surgery to have the dead one removed. My wife (then my fiancé) was with me in the hospital. She assured me that everything would be fine and that we could have as many kids as we wanted with just one left. I loved her the more.

Now we have a very beautiful daughter who obviously has my genes and delights everyone around her with her alluring beauty. We nearly lost her to a strange illness some months back but for God who used my mum to restore our daughter. That's another long story but not for this thread. My mum loves my family so much that even my wife knows that she can lay down her life for us to be fine. Since we got married, my wife hasn't worked owing partly to our daughter's health which is now very perfect. It's not been easy for me working day and night to feed the family and paying bills in a 3-bedroom apartment in Lagos but God has been helping us. My wife was so much loved in my family that people around thought she was my mum's daughter. Very hardworking and homely.

A little into her own family setup too... She has 4 female and 2 male siblings. All her siblings are married but very close to the parents. Because my wife and I were very close, I was aware of most of the happenings in their family, but I never even gave any thought to them on how they might affect my own marriage.... long story...

Last month, I repeatedly got home late due to an official event which I told my wife and I was talking to her on phone. One morning, she gave me a wild look and warned me never to come late again. I quickly noticed the strangeness in her actions and I comported myself by saying "I'm sorry, it won't happen again". We ate together and I left for work. I returned much earlier and was with her and my daughter for a couple of hours before went to bed after I told her I had a meeting the next morning.

When I woke up, I checked the time and realised I was running late. I greeted her and rushed out of the bed only for her to jump up too and say "We need to talk". Go on, I replied... Then she claimed she observed that I've been cold towards her since she tried to correct me the previous day. I denied it but she insisted, so I told her I would adjust and that I had nothing against her. She suddenly jumped at me and said I was going nowhere. I was very surprised as I asked her what was wrong with her. I begged her to let me go and if we had to discuss anything further, it could be later in the day after work. She grew wilder and began to abuse me verbally. I drew her out of my way so I could go have my bath and she grabbed my singlet and tore it down. I was shocked! I then grabbed her two hands and pushed her to sit on the bed. She just jumped up and said "this is what I've been waiting for". She rushed to her phone and called my dad. Immediately my dad answered the call, she suddenly began to cry saying "your son has been beating me since we woke up today"... It was like I was watching a nollywood movie. I looked like a poor citizen who had no money to eat but just got an allegation that EFCC had traced N1.4b to his account. My Dad called me immediately and ordered me to leave the house first before anything. Immediately, she called my mum too and said the same thing. My mum called me and began to cry that she never expected I would disgrace the family in such manner. I was sad and even had to shout at her cos she wouldn't let me say anything on phone. She didn't even give me time to explain what happened. My wife immediately called her eldest sister too and said the same thing. The sister called me and asked for what happened. I explained to her and she advised me never to raise my hand against her again, while she stylishly insulted me, but I disregarded that. I felt like Pastor Ken in the movie, 'The Price' who had to pay for what he did not do.

I had already missed my meeting but I had to go to work. That was the most horrible day for me at work because I couldn't even use my brain to do anything. I felt cheated and sincerely felt like doing what I had already suffered for. Then I felt the urge to use a bit of my power... I transferred some money to her account and then forwarded an SMS to her giving her 24hours to make up her mind on where she would love to go, either my family home or hers because I needed a break. Fee minutes later, her eldest sister called me to say my wife forwarded my SMS to her and that she was highly disappointed in me upon what she told me in the morning. I told her that I got more infuriated and betrayed seeing my wife ruin my reputation like that. She advised again and told me to go home and hug my wife. When I got home, my wife knelt down at the door and began to apologize that it was the devil. At that time, my elder sister called me and I narrated everything to her while my wife listened to me. The next morning, my wife continued to beg me. I saw the remorse and hugged her. We became happy again. The next day, I called her sister to thank her for her intervention.

My Dad came a few days later to confirm that we had settled everything. Unfortunately, I wasn't around when he arrived, so he called me on phone and I told him I would be around in about 1 hour. Before my arrival, she spoke at length with my Dad but begged him not to allow us revisit the issue on my arrival so as not to raise dusts again. On my arrival, my Dad just advised me and said he was glad we had already settled it. Since then, I've tried to get my home together again. I started leaving my office earlier than usual even when I had unfinished tasks.

This morning, I was flipping through the apps on my wife's phone and saw Call Recorder. I opened it but discovered it had a password. As a techie, I traced the file that stores all the voice calls and began to play one of my wife's recent conversations. It was with her eldest sister who intervened into our matter then. I nearly fainted!!! The sister hailed her for acting as planned and they both laughed with satisfaction. My wife said she was happy that she successfully ruined my image in my family and they both laughed again. They said they were happy that my mum who always thought she had raised good children was made to realize that I was a beast who beats his wife and so on. But the most infuriating part was when her sister said she wanted to give her tips that would help my wife succeed in marriage. She advised my wife never to be open-minded with me and that she should begin to live a separate life while pretending to be a wife in my house. She said my wife should also open a secret account for herself so that family members can occasionally drop some token into it for her upkeep because men are unreliable and my wife agreed with all what her sister said.

I opened another and it was a conversation with her immediate elder sister - not the same as above. This one picked every member of my family and abused the hell out of us... including myself. My wife enjoyed the abuses and even cheered her to talk further. They both called me 'half man' with one testicle - a secret my wife claimed she would never reveal to anyone. In this conversation, my wife told her sister that she was very glad that she finished me through what she told my dad when I was absent, they called my mother all sort of names and this one even told my wife never to act like a good daughter-in-law towards my mother, she was advised to do everything possible to prevent my mum from visiting... and so on...

Now I am extremely mad. So many options are coming to my mind but I don't know where to start from. It is now obvious that I've been living with a stranger all the while. My day at work was so horrible that I had to leave before closing. My head and heart are both heavy now but I'm trying to put myself together. Any ideas?
bro I feel ur pain but isn't strange in marriage. I heard divorce her now from many people but don't listen to them. Every marriage has up and down. Just get an external nautral counselor maybe like church pastor or Imam depending on ur religion or a psychologist that will guild and counsel both of u, everything will be fine.
Politics › Re: Akpabio's Secret Meeting With Tinubu: PDP Moves Against Godswill Akpabio by Saao(m): 6:23pm On Jun 29, 2016
HungerBAD:
Akpabio finally has seen the light.

Gradually the numbers of Senators needed to throw Saraki out is increasing.

In Politics,there are no permanent friends or enemies,just permanent interest. Akpabio should do the needful,by bringing in some of those in the PDP ,so that the numbers can be added up for the impeachment of Saraki.

Nice one there Akpabio.
akpabio is not an influential PDP senator in the senate despite his position. David and ikweremadu are. So don't rejoice yet, he may loose his position
Business › Re: I Need Ur Advice Regarding Bottle Water Production by Saao(op): 6:57pm On Jun 26, 2016
sseunth:
i know little out of it cus i did my IT in a bottle water company....


machines required

1. Heater: this is for heating ur preform to make it a little bit soft

2. Blower: for blowing the heated preform to make a bottle.

3: washer/washing machine: for water the bottle

4. filling machine: to fill the bottle with water

5. capping machine: to cover the filled bottle

6. packaging machine

7. shrinking machine

8. reverse osmosis device

9. pumping machines

10. composites

11. generator
etc

the business is very competitive....bt the marketing strategy they are using in ib is that u sell for 300 per pack(12pieces) and the buyer will collect 10% on 50packs upward.....like if they buyer buy 50packs..u gv them 5packs extra


total capital like 15million to 20million....nt sure abt this
thanks a lot.
Jokes Etc › Re: Very Funny Nigerian Memes That Will Make Your Day (photos) by Saao(m): 5:26pm On Jun 26, 2016
Ada9103:
I want more of you....sorrry I mean more of the memes cool
u looks gud babe
Business › I Need Ur Advice Regarding Bottle Water Production by Saao(op): 4:52pm On Jun 26, 2016
Hi everyone
I want to to establish bottle water company and I need advise from an experience person in this line of business that I no nothing about.
1. How much does it request to establish one?
2. What machines/equipment do I need to have before kick starting the business?
3. And any other advise.

Thank you

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