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evisexxy:
Wonders shall never end, that's a lesson for us all, trust only God.

wonders will never cease#correct

KashyBaby:
Eh hen...

u are just attacking me simply because I corrected u....I want 2 assure u that I can take all the insults and attacks 4 just d good thing I did 4 my fellow being happily without even throwing back words at u....am happy....I just wanted to make u not feel insulted, but all to no avail....so leave me alone....let God be our judge.....cheers

KashyBaby:
Funny...coz definitely u never read the story of the OP & have d guts to correct me..lol
As I always said, I am not Here for spelling & grammar, f*ck tat!
So before y'all correct my English, why not correct urself first and try to contribute to ur society to make Ng a better place to live?

so I did a wrong thing by correcting u....ok lemme take d blame.......I always go by d slogan"if u know what is good,do it"......no problem, thank u for rejecting d correction buh I think I av done my own part.

Alfreddd:
it high time you visit TB JOSHUA for special deliverance from pussylibilolism. It a sickness that causes the p**** to get wet when staring at someone else's husband. Please do not hesitate to go this week to avoid being slapped by Amadioha.

it high time you visit TB JOSHUA#wrong.....it is high time you visited TB JoshUA#correct

KashyBaby:
This lady shud learn something...
This is why most of us women are confused coz we usually mixxxed the s*x with feelings tat it shudnt be there...we always tot tat when a man caressing us,we tot he has a feelings for us..most women wud tot there's connections and forgot that everything is juz all abt s*x..
Smh seems most women never learned.

please I don't mean to embarrass u buh please some things are wrong in ur statement.......wrong...................................correct
Mixxxed....................................Mix
. tat..................................................That
We always tot tat..............................Always think that
Most women wud tot...................Would think/thinks
When a man caressing us Caresses us(touch gently)
We tot he has a..............................................We think
He has a feelings...............................He has a feeling
There's connections.................... There's connection
Everything is just........Everything is not all about sex
...........................................................Thank u....cheers

PrimeMinisterr:
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whats the meaning of 'tat' 'tat' 'coz' ? what language is that?

lols......tat an acronym 4 her oooo....lemme gv it a full meaning....tat stands for "this and that"

nodullin:
Please learn spellings and grammar before you begin to comment on relationship and sex posts on Nland.

bro cool down....u might be talking indirectly to somebody that has won the US BEE spelling competition before........wonders will never cease,remember.

nixywil:
What else dan a hard sex even harder useless human being

I don't understand,please elaborate

To d lady I say, "congratulations on your epicly moral bankruptcy".......ur type will even admit to be having sex in hell with demons or d devil himself.....nonsense

benega:
see the types of English you speeks. you are not shame with your self. as big as you be.

u and dah girl wan use queens english wound us abi.......

KashyBaby:
This lady shud learn something...
This is why most of us women are confused coz we usually mixxxed the s*x with feelings tat it shudnt be there...we always tot tat when a man caressing us,we tot he has a feelings for us..most women wud tot there's connections and forgot that everything is juz all abt s*x..
Smh seems most women never learned.

most women wud thought# wrong.....most women thinks there's a connection#or would think

Nuellah02:
Lols. Cos she's hilda's daughter, right? If it were an ordinary Nigerian, you wouldn't think of miracle.

everything about my life is being fully backed up with miracles ever since I was born.....#there can be miracles when u believe#......even in d state of un belief,miracle still happen.......I have experienced much miracle in this life. So miracle is bound to hapn cos Gods mercy is too much on us. People normally say#do not marry out of sympathy# hell no cos I can do that if God wants me to. Check d story of joyce meyer n dave meyer

Nuellah02:
Don't mind him. She does have a daughter thats an slowpoke. Lol.

I wouldn't mind marrying her lyk that cos miracles never ceases to hapn.......she could turn from being an slowpoke to a normal person............marriage is all LOVE.....LOVE + GOD will conquer it all

Owing from what u said,the reverse should be d case cos some girls of nowadays will definitely hide their bad selves n portray their good selves so as to get married......then when they must have entered d guys house u will see that they are wolves in a sheeps clothing.........or worse still, angels on the way n devils at home

indigene:
Shall I break your heart harshly or softly?
Hilda got no daughter, got only a Son named Tuvi.
Her hubby Karos Mrakpor knew me well, that I wouldn't hold her hands, I wouldn't look into her eyes, we will have the dinner in silence.
See matured Hilly

she must give birth to a girl oooo.....buh as for now u win,and I rest my case

LadyX:
People dey always ask me if I sabi her, why na

because both of ur names sounds alike....

LadyX:
No, we are not

ok

LadyX:
No, we are not

ok

chinoasa:
She is experience enough! She should have bitten of his manhood... Mteeewwwh

u r wicked....sorry I mean, people r wicked

ijustdey:
the guy is a real powerhouse with horse power ranging from 12000hP


for ashawo to have complained

and this horse power of his can give a small country light if converted to electrical power in watts.........because......1hp = 746 watts
12000hp = x
X = 12000*746=8952000watts=8.95MegaWatts

Michellla:
he deserves it.
Any guy that dare raises his hands on a woman is an animal.

what if d woman appears to be d one that beats d husband? wetin u go call d woman

goldiam:
what are they investigating they should jail d idiot jaare

did I hear u say jail him? Is he a drug dealer...its hightime u pple stopped attaching a very big consequence that does not suit d offence committed

LadyX:
Why would a man be beating his wife between 4-5am instead of enjoying sleep?

The neighbours did well in teaching him a lesson he won't forget in a long time.

pls is LadyF ur twin sister?

indigene:
She is my milady, i will be taking her out for a three course dinner on Saturday at Ogeyi Place (Le Merieden) Port Harcourt.
Be there to cry, I will offer you a handkerchief

impossible cos Hilda is rightfully someone else's wife........#shoot on sight# if u r in anyway seen near her....actually am seeking 4 d daughters hand whom I know would be 3times more beautiful than hilda

Dear mrs Hilda, my name is chijioke, I am here to cry u a river, please gimme one of ur daughters to marry..........

mznuez:
I di nur no her ?maybe our father haf not buy TV then

......ur birth date#2005

pinkiberry:
she is hot. but am hotter .

check ur mail

Savigne:
This argument wont hold water with an atheist,which is why I kept on insisting you leave the bible out of it.
Anyhow sha,thanks.

welcome......buh u are not an atheist so let's consider ourselves first, we av got to remove d log off our eyes b4 looking for the atheist to remove theirs......

veeluv2015:
someone please help us with the 'definition' of yimu ooooo

MODIFIED
Top Definition. yimu. Nigerian Slang, (Yoruba): for a movement that pushes the nose up slightly showing scornful disagreement with what someone said or did.

ok....gotten

veeluv2015:
It doesn't have a definition. Are you a Nigerian living in Nigeria?

currently am in nigeria now.....does that mean that yimu is just an ordinary statement....I beg to disagree cos there must be a meaning attached

Unclad she dey come 2 d world and na unclad she go dey go back

pinkiberry:
she is hot. but am hotter .

hotter than fire