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Yungwizzzy:
Who cares

na ur type dey trap ball 8 times.........because u no sabi play ball at all

Artistree:
I don't have to insult you na, doing so wouldn't tell you the full gist.

ok, thank u......u will av 2 follow me back

I cud av wished u more money but u r very rich, buh u still need more life to continue doing good cos help is d best investment, so since u r 69yrs now, I am wishing u more 69yrs to live in d future.

IYANGBALI:
omo see nipus i hear say this woman fok the hell out of chidi mokeme and other small small boys for naija,her toto go don turn to borehole with plenty grey hair. Mama bakasi i hail o

u don spoil fnsh oooo, buh u never realise am.

All d people wey I dey hear say dem dey rush go LASUTH dey always die, why?RIP man

HeartRobber:
Arsenal 2-1 bayern munich

na wetin u play 4 naira bet be that?cos I dey see ur money dey tell u bye bye

Dis one na if u shit der problem,u go catch disease, if u no shit because u no go dey chop well ulcer go ballin. my advice for d people wey dey go der,chop well then take 40 tablets of flagyl n tetra I promise u say u no go fit shit 4 3weeks....try it

switesthart:
Ofe mmanu and dorti...na wah

A friend of mine who served in ibadan gave me a gist of how she was almost hit on d face by a flying shotput on her way to cds .. But for d strap of her snickers which was loose and as she bent to adjust it .. A black nylon bag flew past her just above her head..

Na so she for don get mary-kay shit as foundation dat morning ..

It is only an ofe mmanu dat would shiit, wipe arse with handkerchief, pocket d hanki and still use it to blow dem nose...

If ofe mmanu mess for hia eh..
Buhari go resign . #no-offence-intended

lolzzz....but I don't know girls 2 b comedian...niger got talents

Baruwa is........................name.(A)an igbo (b)a yoruba (c)an hausa........get d answer correct get a #400 rchrg card

ylaa:
oh! this is how greatness begins

which greatness.....how many 6yrs old girls that sell or hawk pure water on d street have such amount.......see d parents of dah girl must be very rich....let d denomination of those naira notes n kobo not deceive u......dis is politics. They are seeking publicity and recognition nothing more.

Artistree:
This story is a replica of a couple I know...Well, their marriage is 4 years old, she is 28 and the guy is 36, they have two kids and are materially ok too. She is neat, independent, pretty, educated and all, but the husband wouldn't touch her for any reason.
I wonder if it's the same couple but the guy I know in real life doesn't have friends on his street that he hangs out with and yes, he never touches his wife until he wants them to have a baby. He says he tries to love his wife but simply can't, even though she is the best thing to have happened to him. They don't quarrel and she is very obedient but they live as siblings and the wife tells him dat quite often.
At some point I was thinking it's because she made the move on him and all that, but seriously the lady doesn't deserve the kind of treatment her husband gives her.
I know both of them personally before they got married but the guy is more of my friend than the lady...wat a coincidence of story!

u must be a good girl, I was even waiting 4 u 2 rain abusive words on me cos mine was a bit more abusive cos I called u a marriage watchnight but u didn't,instead u mellowed down to even explain things d more 4 me 2 get it right, please 4giv me, may God bless u 4 me.

U pple should stop posting ur marriage affairs 2 d public. U said he's a 2min man, chai men don suffer, to turn him into a 90mins man he should be thinking of dz things am bout 2 dish out instead of putting his whole brain in d enjoyment......1.he should be thinking of BH guys and their bombings,2.he should be thinking of the house he's yet to complete in d village. 3.he should be thinking of how much nairabet don chop am etc.......and so many more.....b4 him go think all dz things fnsh he go don stay 90mins football time..... So thank me later.....no go waste ur money ooo I just gave it 2 u free of charge. This is just d cure 4 any 0.5,1,2,3 mins men!

consultancy:
its a psychological thing. the impulses come from the brain. he should relax his mind while at it, no over excitement or nervousness. he should feel its an exercise to build muscles that hes on, and not in a womans pusssssy. well,this is what i think is wrong with him, and should be solved the moment he relaxes his mind . a normal sex should last at least 15 minutes on the average (frm the point of penetration, pre-intimacy excluded)

see ds boy 15minutes? Na bf dem dey act?.............15minutes is not even too much so make am 90minutes normal football time......

Artistree:
Na you know wetin you dey think...I know how they started cos we were all colleagues in the same office and the guy was my direct line supervisor, who tells me everything. I have NEVER interfered in their marital issues rather I try to ask him what exactly the lady does that upsets him and makes him stay away from her, he says she's perfect but he just can't love her as he should.
She is financially independent of him and I can tell you, she is extremely obedient to him. He doesn't respect her at all and would deliberately stay out late when he closes from work. I told him that if he knew he would treat the lady this poorly, he shouldn't have married her cos he gets his kicks outside and rhe poor woman can't do anything silly...I feel for her cos she doesn't deserve the cold treatment.

u must be a good girl, I was even waiting 4 u 2 rain abusive words on me cos mine was a bit more abusive cos I called u a marriage watchnight but u didn't,instead u mellowed down to even explain things d more 4 me 2 get it right, please 4giv me, may God bless u 4 me.

Godmother:
I'm not blaming only the man; they are both to blame.its just that he's the only one the juju caught so the spotlight is on him.

d man who did d juju is a business tycoon....#250 juju to get #250000

Artistree:
Na you know wetin you dey think...I know how they started cos we were all colleagues in the same office and the guy was my direct line supervisor, who tells me everything. I have NEVER interfered in their marital issues rather I try to ask him what exactly the lady does that upsets him and makes him stay away from her, he says she's perfect but he just can't love her as he should.
She is financially independent of him and I can tell you, she is extremely obedient to him. He doesn't respect her at all and would deliberately stay out late when he closes from work. I told him that if he knew he would treat the lady this poorly, he shouldn't have married her cos he gets his kicks outside and rhe poor woman can't do anything silly...I feel for her cos she doesn't deserve the cold treatment.

Then something must be wrong somwer, I believe something paranormal is backing this whole things up, d woman should pray harder cos only Gods intervention can soothe the problem.

Hannysmilez:
lol,weall do our best and just pray God does the rest.

God is ur strength, best wishes!

tsdarkside:
who told you he has billions in his account der in USA??...someone that has to beg the igbos to donate money so that he can travel from london to skandinavia to attend a igbo conference,has billions??...billions of what??,dreams??....

I guess u didn't read my comment thoroughly, and u don't even know who mr bean is

abduljabbar4:
But he is a prospective one



@topic. They should charge this bastard to court and hang him. I hate each and every breath he is taking right now

ur own mumuism don pass Mr bean own oooo......d difference is dat he's an intelligent mugu with billions in his account der in USA and u r an unintelligent mugu with cows urines and shits all around ur house and inside ur food with a gworo coloured teeth.

abduljabbar4:
But he is a prospective one



@topic. They should charge this bastard to court and hang him. I hate each and every breath he is taking right now

mr hanger,only God knz how many people wey u don hang. Wetin I know be say that rope wey dem dey use hang people fit dey weigh 10kg but ur weight na 0.5kg....d rope get weight pass u so no need. So go and add weight b4 u start pointing finger to pple wey u go lyk mak dem hang 4 u.........u r a wicked person in a wicked generation....

Hannysmilez:
This issue don tire me. Gone are the days that parents dress daughters in tiaras and dresses. Kids no longer watch disney and the likes and it's the adults that encourage them. I recently discovered that my daughter was engrossed in a Bollywood soap because her teacher said she should watch it and 'gist' her.

hope ur daughter fine lyk u.....train her well oo abeg

D husband must be a business tycoon.....using #250 juju to get #250000 from d victim............dis one no be court issue where only d judges go chop d money, na why d man still dey kp everytn on juju levels.

Unplanned/indiscriminate sex av landed u(just lyk landed property) into ds shit.......so all ds ur energy na 4 sex abi, u no know say some of ds ur energy wey u dey use up 4 only sex go fit give yola people light 4 2years if converted to electrical power in watts........u no dey even reason make u use some of this ur energy enter wrestling go make money or dey carry blocks and cement n u dey der dey tell us say she dey do well 4 business,maybe she b breadwinner........see my boy! That's ur own cross cos when u were smacking girls down anyhow nobody was der.....n u kn what buddy! All of us here have got our own crosses too.............try 2 raise ur kid well that's my only advice 2 u. Udo

Omotayor123:
They say he who kill people with sword always detest the sight of sword.

Op, you just realized that she loves sex shey You broke up with the former because she doesn't love sex and now you don't trust the latter because she loves sex. Abeg wetin you want

You better be a Man and accept your responsibility make una dey bang yourself Morning, Afternoon, Evening and Night.

u supoz add wee hours n midnight join am.....people thing say sex na food

Pls stop uploading ur family issues to d public glare, discuss it with him n pray hard........

Artistree:
This story is a replica of a couple I know...Well, their marriage is 4 years old, she is 28 and the guy is 36, they have two kids and are materially ok too. She is neat, independent, pretty, educated and all, but the husband wouldn't touch her for any reason.
I wonder if it's the same couple but the guy I know in real life doesn't have friends on his street that he hangs out with and yes, he never touches his wife until he wants them to have a baby. He says he tries to love his wife but simply can't, even though she is the best thing to have happened to him. They don't quarrel and she is very obedient but they live as siblings and the wife tells him dat quite often.
At some point I was thinking it's because she made the move on him and all that, but seriously the lady doesn't deserve the kind of treatment her husband gives her.
I know both of them personally before they got married but the guy is more of my friend than the lady...wat a coincidence of story!

the guy is more of ur friend than d lady(d wife), sometn is fishy.....so u r a marriage watchnight.....u av been watching their marriage.....see marriage is 4 better 4 worse leave them to carry their own cross cos u av got ur own problems to tackle

DIVINE78:
Yeye Biafra.

n u want us to click d like button 4 u......HELL NO......u should go n learn how to spell th at word biafra

Descartes:
Buhari is not prepared for governance

and u r over prepared like leonidas for 300 spartans to take over from him abi, lemme tell u if u should enter dah seat eeh, u go dey pee every 4mins 4 u knicker cos dah seat too hot

Rilwayne001:
Because the report is fake

Kanu Nwakwo abi na kanu nnnamdi will rot in Jail

did I hear u say he will rot in jail......now clap 4 ursef mr jailer, av u done that,yes, oya open ur teeth lyk dat of ur smiley, now knock urself 4 teeth 4 times, now put ur hand on ur chest, now tell uself this"am an intelligent mugu, I shouldn't av said this"

cheruv:
This is where am waiting to take part in..
By the time we're through, the Nigerien and Chadian armies marching into Nigeria would have no option than to seize all territories lying North of the rivers Niger and Benue

remember d isreali armies vowed 2 help d ibos(their brothers), so all d chadians/nigerian army = 10 isrealis army

FKO81:
Some people Will not sleep to night because of this news

and some will still sleep 4 2days only to wake up disappointed......

Freemanan:
Seriously

ok thanks 4 telling me