lmao. our nurses are professionals. # sarcasm #

The one we crucify everyday

So Yetunde is kiss John? av suspected them for a long time now. I just pretended I travelled to Europe. tnx OP for clearing my doubt. DIVORCE and QUIT NOTICE on my mind

weirdooo. 404 on point. can't imagine myself eating that. nothing personal oo. kudos to dos doing justice to it

hahahahhhhhahaahaha. her face alone is guilty. no matter how long two dogs in a farm, they can never give birth to a pig. #fowlplay.com

Catholics please don't miss Stations of the Cross today because of Football. Let's go and keep our Lord Company in this time of Grief.

the are in existence. but our world of today makes them unnoticed. I am one of them. not bragging

I almost lost my precious life on that road. I will forever be grateful to God and for his humble servant Jonathan. GEJ all d way. God bless Nigeria

cute indeed. na cute we wan chop?

lmao

my girl will say " if I don't take care of him ( my django) who will?

humuhumunukunukuapua'a

*Antimonogeographicationalism*

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!APC
accuses
president Goodluck Jonathan
for not fighting harmattan.hmmmm..... I think
I agree to this oooo....the
harmattan is too much can't
president Jonathan do something

lmaooooo

Conji this 2015? na RAPE men use do new year resolution? Conji na Bastard.

Presidoooooo

saiii Buhari. lmaoooo. Illiterate

Thick has the tendency of having stretch marks all over. I always love it slim. slim without complicated parts like thick.

Nigerian Prison or Madonna uni Boys Hostel?

My babe called me to tell me that her mum is in the hospital and very sick and she needs 30k. see concerned future son in-law na. Na so I run like mad dog go borrow money from my guy send for the girl na. the next week I travel go their side. I saw the mum very healthy, see me na, forming good son in-law. the following conversation occurred:
me: Ahh Good evening mum, thank God u r alright ohh. I was really worried when I heard u r sick.
girls mum: Its ur mum dat is sick, stupid boy, u r wishing me dead so that u can have your way with my daughter abi?
finally she chase me comet from her house. na later I hear say my gf de hospital because she go do abortion and nearly die. no b my sperm o, I still pay, still chop insult on top and I never pay my guy.. I no fit trust girls like dat again.

Symbol of th3 Star of David. dumb a**

Its normal Bro.

Its normal Bro. I have dated my girl for years and up till now she does that. When asked y she stares at me she said " I just wake up and realise am on the same bed with a really handsome guy dat I really love and I can't help but stare at you just the way I stared at you when I first saw u" Its normal Bro. I have dated my girl for years and up till now she does that. When asked y she stares at me she said " I just wake up and realise am on the same bed with a really handsome guy dat I really love and I can't help but stare at you just the way I stared at you when I first saw u". Wat can I say? my awesome look is making some one sleepless. kooooooooool

This is my take on this topic.
when a guy or girl have a crush on someone, u r said to be sexually attracted to that person. It applies to Love too. Now you can have sexual urge for your partner but your ability to deem it "not necessary for the moment" is Love.
I love my girl and I usually have sexual urge towards her but the ability to control myself at that moment and also respect her opinions on that matter is the Peak of it all. So if u really love someone u r expected to have urges cos ur emotions are involved.

The Terrible State of Roads in our Communities

It is not uncommon to come across streets with terrible roads in some parts of Lagos. During the rainy season, these roads become so bad that usual routes are temporarily abandoned and alternative routes which are most likely farther than the usual routes are followed until the rains cease for the year. The streets become flooded, slippery and marshy. Vehicles get sunk in the marsh and it would usually require some effort to get the vehicles out of the mud. People who walk on the streets have to tread carefully for fear of getting their feet wet or dirty. All in all, it is not always a smooth sail along these streets.

A look at Agbado Ijaiye area of Lagos provides a deeper insight as to the state of these roads and its effects on its residents.

Vite, a resideAny problem or fear, just call or ping ment within Agbado Ijaiye laments bitterly at the state of the road. He says that the roads are “messy” and something should be done about it fast. Daniel, another resident of the area is also not happy with the state of the roads, as according to him, he has to struggle to walk through the slippery and muddy roads. He suggests that the community gets an excavator to take off the surface soil of the roads and then refill it with fresh sand.

Mr. Idowu, a business man whose business is sited on one of the bad streets believes that the road is bad for business. According to him, the restraints of people wanting to do business with him, because they cannot easily access the area is very discouraging. In other words, roads are critical for business to grow, because if customers see a better route they will follow it.

Mr. Anthony Akinseku, the Vice chairman in one of the communities’ Landlords’ Association sheds more light on the problem of the roads. According to him, he has been familiar with the Agbado Ijaiye area for a period of 15 years. In the 15 years of his familiarity with the area, he has seen some of the roads transform to good while other roads have gotten worse. In his words; “Conscious efforts have been made by the present administration of Lagos to reach out to the suburbs of Lagos. In the last couple of years, we have seen really bad roads that have been graded and then tarred”. He mentions Clem road and Ifelodun/Osanyintola/Jankara roads as examples of the improved roads.

According to him, the road from Kola through Adeola Adepegba road is a typical example of one of the bad roads. He says the road is so bad that a sense of trepidation grips motorists as they try to scale through the undulating and marshy road. He has on numerous occasions had his car stuck in the mud and at one time had the flooded road reach the bonnet level of his car.

Akinseku explains the position of the community on the state of the road. Time and time again, the community has gotten the local government to supply trailer loads of laterite to help improve the roads. But as soon as the rains come, the roads go back to their deplorable state, because of the absence of good drainage systems. The community has also recently erected some brick walls at Adeola Adepegba road to stop the flow of water into the buildings.

On why it is so difficult to have good drainage systems on the roads, Akinseku says there was no proper planning of some streets in Agbado Ijaiye and as such some of the buildings have encroached on the space that should be left as road. He is of the opinion that it would have been foolhardy to have expected the government to have visited the outskirts of Lagos like Agbado Ijaiye years back to plan roads. While the government was trying to resolve the problems of the central areas of Lagos, people were moving to the outskirts of the city to establish their houses in other to escape the high cost of living in Lagos. The early settlers of these areas failed to leave enough room for the roads and so make it almost impossible to have gutters on the sides of the narrow roads.

Akinseku believes that as long as the roads are not fully tarred and drainages put in place, there will continue to be a problem with the roads. In other words, to permanently improve the poor state of the roads, most of the fences of buildings would need to go and in some cases the buildings too.
By Olumayowa Olubukola John
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FG of my a** pls can u STFU? even d hair on my head wen struck together can produce more current Dan ur useless mega stations.
We can't even boast of Low current here in Kubwa "FEDERAL CAPITAL TERRITORY" A beg change topic.

Ladycloud:
nyc one dear! if all guyz fink this way...d world will be a better place!

if all other guys tink dat way, 99% of d ladies will be lesbians. d remaining 1% will b my sisters and my gf