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Donspicey:
Las Las if she still call you ur memory go format...

format ko... Memory ni
I don go be that.

fati2001:
SO NAH WETIN U COM DO FOR LIFE...

JUST TO COLLECT NUMBER FROM RANDOM WOMEN UP AND DOWN...





DROP THIS NONSENSE BEFORE 12 AM..

fati bum bum... If men decided not to woo ladies... They will all go into depression.

squash47:
Send a text and ask her why she behaved like a child. Tell her you thought she was a matured na.

Just sound mature and responsible.

I tire ooh! She was very matured in face.
How can a matured individual will not be picking calls.
Worst she will say is.... I have a bf and I'll jejele waka.

I met a lady yesterday......
Ask her for her digits which she obliged....
Fast forward to today.....
I called twice and she didn't pick...
Waited for about 10hrs and I called again but no answer...
I just deleted the number...

Why wasn't she straight and say look... I can't give you my number
Women and their ways... They can never change.

Lalasticlala I think this is front page worthy.

Thanks @yusufIsraelj
I've really digested what this Monika said on one of my thread and guess what
I've look around my immediate environment and notice people build new houses everyday and thereafter look for those that will clean the house.
It is on this note that I started my own company...
Yesterday.... I got my first contract that almost triple my salary as a private school teacher.
Thanks everyone.

Brainiac12:
I'll be doing this again
No long talks just drop why you feel you should be selected I'll send a pm to winners



You can mention me for attention

.
Congratulations in advance

maybe cuz you'll like to give a Muslim too.

shamsin6300:
Same
Lafia precisely

send me a pm

shamsin6300:
Your name sound familiar with someone I knw from Nas.

yeah I'm from there.... Were are u from.

Abeg...... This thread gat reach FP na..
Mods... Over to you. Lalasticlala

chatinent:
What does intersex mean to you?

it means she have both male and female reproductive organs

Well I know death is inevitable.... But my greatest fear is not knowing weather I'll be successful(wealthy, rich) before death comes calling for momcy...
That woman really tried.... She gats reap the fruit of her labour.

Always resist the urge to shalaye

Nonexistent2:
Do you want to hear a secret? Use one week and think of just one public problem around you and use another week to think of a possible solution. Work on the solution and If you don't make one million in 6months or less, quote me and I will transfer the one million to you but make sure you back it with the problem, the solution and how you went about it that failed. My word is my bond.

our mindset or my mindset was set from the very beginning to wait for white coller jobs. As school don finish, eyes don open.... Honestly, I just need a lead.

Yusufisraelj:
Sadiq you see this job thing is two sided:

1. What value are you bringing to the business or organization you seek employment from and how do you stand out from other candidates, even if there are no positions where you seek jobs, can they create one for you bkos you have identified a pain the organization is going through and have brilliantly given a very needed solution.

You must have something to offer that will lift an organization or an individual for you to be rewarded brilliantly.

2. You can have something to offer and yet lack placement, the way around this is to leave you environment and go to where your value will be needed and rewarded. All the best man

thanks man.

longetivity:
our huzzle go pay

yeah... But we can't just sit and expect a miracle.

May a times both males and females here give advice about hustling...
By this hustling, what do they actually mean
To find money If yes, those it mean that begging in nairaland is part of the hustling
In another perspective, almost everyone here is a millionaire cuz I've never read a thread were the op proclaim him/herself poor.
Me.... I'm still struggling and I seriously needs a job.

Fvckhypocrite:
Huh

Nasarawa and egbira did nt relate na
I thought is kogi state

Or do they relate?

yeah.... Egbira has a local government in Nassarawa state. They relate very well. in fact most of the key positions are headed by egbira... So they relate.

Fvckhypocrite:
seriously even me yesterday as am typing it am just laughing, as in have never type such am nt use to abusive words bt i dont knw whats wrong with me yesterday night

I later pray 4 forgiveness

bahd guy.. Forgiveness ko, hell fire ni.
Don't indulge in fracas with any woman, it will not worth it at the end...
I'm from Nassarawa state but I'm egbira.

Fvckhypocrite:
lol
bad guy he said he enjoyed the fight bt me i did nt enjoy it oo

Mr sadiq

Haba mana mallam, it's been long I laugh so hard.... Kai da fati really come in handy.... Thanks both.

Fvckhypocrite:
Nagode

honestly, hausan ka ya fi nata.
I really enjoy the e-wrestling.

Yeah I cried when my HOD in the department of mathematics died... That man was my school father, he treats me like his own son(even though, we never know each other prior to my admission).
He promise to sort for employment for me in the school after graduation, he died two weeks to our final year exams. Dr. Shaibu may you continue to rest in aljanna til firdaus.

May you occupy aso Villa someday but I'll be the SGF, abeg continue.

I reserve my comment for the person below

I'll be your boyfriend.... Send me a pm

Nonsense..... This is childish.
Who those that

Well I was lucky.... I didn't woo a girl first.
She woo me.
I was smart in my class.

stanliwise:
You should be talking about the girl who passworded her phone

for this reason, she can file a case for privacy trespassing. I'm still restating the fact that what he did was immature, how are we even sure that he didn't xender it to his friends Before we know it, the innocent lady will become viral.

stanliwise:
why is it bad and immature?
Oga stop being naive. Life is not a shade of black and white.
If he did anything wrong it means he used it as a blackmail or handle it carelessly.
We are all filled by curiosity, there are no really rule for some little things of life. Na head you go use.
Lesson: Don’t trust people with everything.

Why did he have to copied it

NewDelhi:
Some months ago, I gave a colleague some documents to go and submit at SON, lekki. She left her phone behind and proceeded. Normally I have the habit of going through a girls gallery or videos whenever she leaves her phone behind. If the phone is locked, I check if it's removable and has a memory card. Luckily for me, the latter was the case with this girls phone. I instantly removed the memory card, slotted it in my second phone and reached for her gallery.

What my eyes saw was beyond imagination. I instantly connected to my laptop and copied the videos there so I could go and enjoy myself when I get back home. When I saw her the next day, I just dey look her dey imagine all I saw in my head. Very clean shaven girl with birthmark for her left labia majora. Fat clit with a kponmo like toto.. damn!.

trust me, what you did was bad and immature.

Zzor:
Another one spotted

should we tell him or we should just mind our business