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Romance › Re: Can You Do This Without Having Sex? (picture) by sage2(m): 12:31am On Mar 08, 2015

Yes, so long as I can do that without having an erection.

Romance › Re: "3 Top Secret Reasons Why Guys End Up Not Getting Girls They Like" by sage2(m): 11:10pm On Mar 07, 2015

It is not my thing to keep a girl's company while another nigger does the banging. Your "fine girl chewing gum" theory is pure foolishness. Let he who does the banging keep the company.

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Travel › Re: 10 State Capitals In Nigeria With Low Crime Rate by sage2(m): 7:45am On Mar 07, 2015

Adyrin:
♍γ̲̣̣ warri is safe Ooº°

My guy, e be like say your Warri don carry last for this matter o.

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Romance › Re: Some Phrases Guys Says To Ladies And Their Real Meaning by sage2(m): 12:05pm On Mar 06, 2015

Lala247:
Yh cant help ppls imaginations, for so ppl even a pic of their toes triggers imagination.

But hun gunna rest for a bit , will b bk soon

Its been nice and interesting chatting with you. Do have a good rest. Talk to you later.

Romance › Re: Some Phrases Guys Says To Ladies And Their Real Meaning by sage2(m): 11:52am On Mar 06, 2015

Lala247:
Hope there good messages oh

Rather sweet and enchanting messages. But you knew that pic is capable of triggering imaginations, didn't you?

Romance › Re: Some Phrases Guys Says To Ladies And Their Real Meaning by sage2(m): 11:47am On Mar 06, 2015

Lala247:
But the pic isnt reavealing skin tho

Only like a lil bit.

The post and the shape convey a million messages. Great spec.

Romance › Re: Some Phrases Guys Says To Ladies And Their Real Meaning by sage2(m): 11:40am On Mar 06, 2015

Lala247:
Oh didnt knw u could put pics there.

To be honest i dont know wt google plus is used for .

A more serious sociall network. But I want to talk more about your pic. Never before has a pic given me a hard-on. I don't know how you did it.

Romance › Re: Some Phrases Guys Says To Ladies And Their Real Meaning by sage2(m): 11:36am On Mar 06, 2015

Lala247:
Yh i like pix would have returned the favour but cant see urs but i bet urs is just as wicked

I only got pic on Google+.

Romance › Re: Some Phrases Guys Says To Ladies And Their Real Meaning by sage2(m): 11:29am On Mar 06, 2015

Lala247:
Morning

Morning, my dear. That pic is insanely wicked.

Romance › Re: Some Phrases Guys Says To Ladies And Their Real Meaning by sage2(m): 11:09am On Mar 06, 2015

[quote author=Lala247 post=31354910][/quote]Your DP...

Politics › Re: Picture Of Hot And Beautiful Ladies Campaigning For Buhari/osinbajo by sage2(m): 10:53am On Mar 06, 2015

One also came campaigning to me. I ended up convincing her to fucck me since I don't have a PVC. She was so good that we agreed she would be coming over every weekend. Before March 28, I will convert her to a GEJite. Except no be my sweet prick she dey suck so.

Romance › Re: Some Topics MOST Of Our Nairaland Ladies Don't Joke With! by sage2(m): 2:53am On Mar 06, 2015

7 ways to tell if he is a mummy's boy.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Derail Zone. by sage2(m): 1:35am On Mar 05, 2015

Lala247:
Like

https://www.nairaland.com/1570760/five-words-ladies-use-conversation

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Derail Zone. by sage2(m): 1:00am On Mar 05, 2015

Lala247:
Lol ok oh

Wteva mehn

I learnt girls have a meaning for "whatever".

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Derail Zone. by sage2(m): 12:48am On Mar 05, 2015

Lala247:
Lol truss u'll get it depending on my mood

That's what I am talking about - erratic moods.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Derail Zone. by sage2(m): 12:39am On Mar 05, 2015

Lala247:
Lol im nice
Ask anyone

That's cool. But sometimes I enjoy a lil bit of drama. You've got to give me the occasional attitude, you know.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Derail Zone. by sage2(m): 12:19am On Mar 05, 2015

Lala247:
Lol its d britt in me, pele

Its okay, my dear. I really don't have issues getting dissed. Just ensure that family is left out of it. You are a potential nice person. I might be dead wrong though.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Derail Zone. by sage2(m): 12:13am On Mar 05, 2015

Lala247:
Fair enough i can b extreme sometimes

Not the best of behavior, you know.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Derail Zone. by sage2(m): 12:10am On Mar 05, 2015

Lala247:
Lol u already started
Who qouted who first

I did but you crossed the line by involving my Family. That was silly and needless. If I have to come down on you, I will restrict it to you.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Derail Zone. by sage2(m): 11:58pm On Mar 04, 2015

Lala247:
Sage2 really ... So how much did u get typing that crap out

U dont have to b a sheep and b following ppl ... Just come in n den bash

Try asking ur mum that question @ sage2

A typical hoes rant. You don't wanna get started with me, do you?

Romance › Re: Some Phrases Guys Says To Ladies And Their Real Meaning by sage2(m): 7:44pm On Mar 04, 2015

Lala247:
N he hasnt paid me yet , i told him it wud go to front page

I have got a hot topic coming on and would need your services to take it places. So how much do you biitches charge per invasion?

Romance › Re: Qualities A Man Must Possess To Become A Suitable Husband by sage2(m): 12:03pm On Mar 04, 2015

DrAify:

Damn girl! Is that your pic? I mean you DP. You've got it really going well in your favour. With you, I will kiss good bye to working on weekends. I would rather just be diligently working on you.

Food › Re: Do You Remeber This Drinks ? If Yes Which One Os Your Favorite? by sage2(m): 11:41am On Mar 04, 2015

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Respeck yah say... come een liak dem rastafari ina de old days ina Zion.Respeck man,respeck.Lickle more. [/color]

Big up and Jah blessings pon ya hussle man.

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Food › Re: Do You Remeber This Drinks ? If Yes Which One Os Your Favorite? by sage2(m): 11:25am On Mar 04, 2015

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Mi memba wen ah mi lickle bwoy jes three years old...mi madder an fadda fi kyantrol mi fi de Lagos Bar beach fi picnic, dem bi sipping Tande Gurana an mi licky-licky Banana ice cream..Wi all bi feeling cool jamz fram Blackky,Alex 'o',Alex Zitto an Onyeka Onwenu wi mi best reggae dancehall artist Ras Kimono pon de beach....Lagos fi irite den nu now wit dem babylon pipul including thieffnubu everywia.. [/color]

Yes mwan! Tyell a dem lyittle boyz pon de houz. Mi remembia de good ol dyez inna zion. Liak ya said, babylon pipul come fi everywia now. But miaciiful Jah a fi sent a Rastafari, Jimmy to chase dem Tinubu and all a dem babylyonians outa zion.

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Fashion › Re: Trending <<agbada For Females>> [pix] by sage2(m): 12:21am On Mar 03, 2015

At last, a cure for inapropriate dressing is here. I enjoin all women to embrace this. Enough of semi nude women on our streets.

Education › Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by sage2(m): 6:30pm On Mar 02, 2015

pAMPERS pRIVATE sCHOOL.

Family › Re: I Can’t Cope With His Big Manhood- Wife Tells Court by sage2(m): 11:14am On Feb 28, 2015

Chanchit:
I would tell my male and female children to make sure they have sex before marriage, those religious teachings are all crap. Sex before marriage would save you a lot of stress. What if my daughter is marrying a one minute man, or even an impotent Or a man just like this case, things like this leads to extra marital affairs, then the husband would be reporting my daughter and hearing such as a father na yawa. So they must check if they are sexually compatible.

And btw, they should calculate each round of sex @10k, so they would know who will balance who.

Nonsense! Sex in rural Zamfara can never cost up to 10k per round. It should be pecked at around 5 to 7 hundredd per round or 3 rounds for 1k.

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