₦airaland Forum

omenka:
Calling on the children of the Lost Tribe of Bangladesh to congregate on the thread and spam my mentions with their inane twaddle.

I see three already...

Come on guys, don't disappoint me.

Are you really from Benue? I mean, we are talking about our people been killed and their crops destroyed here. You can choose to fight and hate the Igbos, but they are certainly not our enemies. A hausa-fulani man is more likely to kill a Benue man than an Igbo man will even imagine the thought.

When wil thse two enemies, women and women, learn to love and respect themselves. They seems to love us, men more. Even in my family, my sisters inlaw are more comfortable with me than they are with my sisters and female cousins.

herbie27:
who cares?.

I can see that you are still very unrepentant.

By the time those labourers cast the new house finish, those he is running away from will be right there waiting for him to move in. He should have allowed the engineers to report progress to him or visit when all site workers are gone.

CaroLyner:
fuel or no fuel wedding must hold

I wish it were your natural hair.

Monikween:
me and my Dad....hehehehehehh...I wish o

Hey, you look good and homely.

UIA04:
How do you know he doesn't see her as much of a big deal did he tell you personally or you are just misinformed. I know many rich guys have the kind of girl you described but I doubt Tania is like that to Wizkid he really likes her.

My dear, I have seen girls more classier than Tania at the beck and call of some dudes. If wizzy respect Tania, he wouldn't be acting in a manner that shows otherwise. Take it from me, my dear, wizzy has got Tania's medicine. She is at his mercy.

gentleheart1:
Tania shouldn't go back to Whizkid excerpt Whizkid changes his ways and prove to her that he is worth going back to.

A beautiful lady like Tania deserves real polished,educated and well groomed man not this useless rif-raff called Whizkid.

Take a look at the Psquare brothers despite their fame and money they ain't razz and fake like Whizkid abeg class get class. Whizkid has no class and too fake for my liking, if Tania was my sister I won't even allow her go near him.

And to think some girls be dying for Whizkid Davido irritates me.

How well groomed and educated is Tania herself? Why get irritated because some girls love wizzkid and davido? Most of those girls are bimbos who are not any better.

UIA04:
If Tania was my sister I will advice her not to go back to wizkid. Imagine a man that can insult a woman older than he is calling her stinky pu*sy publicly, I wonder what he would have said about his sex life with Tania behind her. Tania should move on like that his ex girlfriend she should marry a better person. She seems like a good girl, and the only sane thing in wizkids messed up life that's why, he is trying to get her back.
Love isn't everything.




@op Tania isnt Lola omotayo sister

It is easier said than done. She is got nothing on wizzy. When a man has played all the imaginable gymnastics on your pu5sy, your choices diminish significantly. Wizzy don't see her as much of a big deal as other guys who are yet to hit her. He probably want some more of her pus5y. Most guys have girls like that. We fuucck them, then mess them up. Then anytime we need them again, we pet them and the open they gate to allow us enter the place again. Like I said earlier, most guys have girls that play that role.

vivaciousvivi:
Extremely dangerous and reckless behaviour from so called educated youths. And what on earth is the last dude up to, sitting or pushing the bike with his feet?

Some girls sabi fine sha. Na your mouth I come like pass. I know what such a mouth can work on me. The most kissable mouth I have seen in a while. Permit to PM you, sweerie.

Sandwiched by big and hot kpekus, that mallam go cum before the reach local CDS o.

Virginkpekus:
It's ekpe

Then how exactly did you came about Kpekus? Don't you think you actually misled me into thinking about something else, my dear?

Virginkpekus:
Please respect yourself, you are serious misinterpreting how I came about my moniker, it was formed from the abbreviations of my name and surname.

I am sorry about that. No disrespect intended. But on a more serious note, is your surname Kpekus?

Virginkpekus:
Rip sir... You were the best!!

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Whether your Kpekus is virgin or not, I just like you and I just wanna eat it.

I just bought Nutri-C for N40. Where is Nigeria headed?

herbie27:
You jst taught with ur d*ck for making that comment.

person no fit joke again for nairaland?.

You don't drool over the uncircumcised and call it a joke. If any girl I am dating does that, I won't touch her with a long pole.

Ijaya123:
OP, If you have short memories, others don't. I remember fuel selling for N400 last year April when practically almost all business from banks to telecoms to airlines shut down operations.

And that happened under the leadership of Diezani that you're singing her praises now.

In a way you might be right. She did it better than two men by making us buy fuel at record price in history of Nigeria.

And according to your zombie brain, the Amazon, Diezani, was a minister for just last year April?

Don't let anybody fool you. Only James Ibori's name from Nigeria. It is not a secret and you don't need any junk Nigerian journalist to mislead you. You can visit the ICIJ website yourself. The information is so organized that you can see who is involved from Nigeria and Africa in no time.

Hidden in 11 million secret files
165 politicians from 50 countries
creators of offshore companies in 20 tax havens
heads of state, their associates, ministers, elected officials.
Explore dozens of stories in this interactive
to see who did what, and how, https://panamapapers.icij.org/the_power_players/

rheether:
This B red Useless die..

I swear! You have given him all the clues and green lights and the world but the boy no just decode. I swear, that boy useless.

tushgirl:
What do you mean by "babylon"?

I would rather you ask me about Zion.

herbie27:
That fair guy on that pic, plz! Who has his contact?

Even if na notherner i go marry am

Keep thinking with your pu5sy. If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything. A real daughter of Zion will not find the most handsome man in Babylon attractive.

[quote author=tolugar post=44182548][/quote]All these talk without even asking about the man. When you get there now and discover that the man is not the type you can mess with, you go turn to Bovi sharperly and be like, "Bros, so na you? I just wan come apologize for the thing wey she do o. Abeg, bros, no vex eh. I go talk to her to be respectful next time".

In this hard times? May God help us in Jesus name.

chimajii:
Still doesn't make u a NEAT person, just a way for u to escape Ur LaZYness and possibly Dirty Nature.

Well, I as far as I know, I take my bath and brush my teeth, at least, twice a day. I also don't re-rock my usually cheap underwater. I don't what else I need to do to be "NEAT". On laziness, I spend over half of my everyday doing my work. How hard do you want me to work?

Why arrest entrepreneurs who saw an opportunity in the failure of the government? Make fuel available and they will be out of business in no time. Government always blaming citizens for its failure.

Skanas:
Jtown na head quarters for black market naaaa.....kai! if by mistake dos gallons catch fire...dem go begin call devil...
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#042....its not just a dial code...it's a way of life...

Jtown is #073, my friend.

I dress better than most of the girls I have dated. I am just hard to beat when it comes to dressing. But for my boxers and singlets, I buy the cheap ones of N500 or less because I treat them as disposable. I also don't eat with reusable spoons. I find those cheap take-away plastic disposable ones more healthier. I boy them in dozens. And whenever I am eating out, I make sure I ask for a disposable spoon.

damola311:
na someone go dey fu.c.k this one o

Na wa o for you o. She fit fu.c.k herself? Even Beyouce sef, upon all the girl power songs wey she sing, dey receive the thing wella not to talk of some random girls.

skywalker888:
Number 2 works for me like magic.. When I walk into the bank with a large queue, I will just go to a dude and scope to him to allow me in his front... 98% of guys will never reject this offer

Chai! you even have the liver to call it offer when we helped you. Some men dey fall our hand.

The Ooni should know that the Sultan is aware of his Olori's sexcapades. Saminu Turaki, Abdul Ningi and some of his subjects really serviced her.

TeeFeh:
LOL it was a funny experience for real,I never imagined it to happen and end up this way but it did..

I met this guy on palm chat ni oh,and he was the one that asked for my number. I wasn't even eager to give him but as he refused,I couldn't resist too because his profile picture isn't bad,he's presentable too..

After that day this same guy sent me a message that I gave him a wrong number and that's not true because I don't think so,maybe he doesn't have card to call and he's lying yeah I told him that and he said how could I say such oh,that he stays in falomo in ikoyi,do I know how much he's renting his house, i sha told him "no vex" and told him to retry the number.

We were chatting for hours that day and this guy said he wants to meet me that he owns a car, owns an hoverboard, uses premium phones..errm He even said he's planning to order the S7 edge once its out, that he's using one phantom 5 or something. He also said he has a drone in his house and all those things sha and he talked like the kind of guy I've always dreamt to be with, not because of the car tho he was just on point! I got interested immediately!!

We picked a date for our meeting,I dressed up,bought new clothes and shoes with a new perfume,I just wanted to look good too,you know what I mean na? in fact I took a cab from Mushin to Ikoyi I gave the cab man N5000,I called him that I'm already in Ikoyi around falomo,he said I should wait for him around the bridge side.

When. I saw him I wanted to die because he was not the one i saw in his profile picture oh,he looked like an idiot!!I endured and when we got to his so called house,can u imagine!he was squatting there with his uncle and he's a kabukabu driver!!!

I got so dissappointed in myself that day ehn because I heard Ikoyi, Car and expensive gadgets,when I was leaving self he didn't give me one Naira,I was thinking that what if I get raped or used for money rituals?eh

But why are guys liars??I'm not saying all but majority of em' do that, must you fake?its unfair sha

As girls too we have to be careful and try to work hard to make a life for ourselves. The truth is most of us are dating edited pictures...I learnt that day, Not all that glitters is gold.My friends laughed at me so hard I just deleted the mumu boy from my life not just my phone and moved on and I blocked him on palm chat.

I still cry in my 3500 till today.


People should learn from my mistake and foolish error

The house I took you to actually belong to my driver. I just did that to know the kind of girl you are and you failed. That Kabukabu is actually the car I bought for my driver to use as his official car. Too bad you could not pass a simple gold digger test.

olayinka807:
Their daughter, Temi, shared the photo on her Instagram page and wrote;
"Mama, Papa, and [b]Uncle Bill. #goals #familyfirst #JTOFashion#realtalk"[/b]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BC5P0xKt6f4/?taken-by=jtofashion

Uncle gini? Africans and famzing. He is not your uncle abeg.