₦airaland Forum

And there goes up the global demand for the Nigerian man.

DeeTus:
Meet? Haha, smart guy. Continue to tap and don't complain later.

Don't worry about me, bro. I am strong in the game.

Someone should tell these guys that buying the big one contained in a Tin is more cost effective. The sachet Milo is targeted at those who can't afford the big one but cost more in the long run. This is a clear case of the poor paying more for a product. Is this how they intent to run our economy? They obviously think that everyone is like their one-way hypnotized followers.

Vickybee:
Lol


The taller one.

Cool. I also live in the Lekki axis. I hope I will be fortunate to meet and hangout with you someday.

Vickybee:
Well, I can't speak for other ladies.
As for me, it doesn't matter.
Where he works is just an added advantage to me and it's not prerequisite for falling in love with him.

I think I believe you. Meanwhile, who are you in that photo? Both of you look gorgeous though.

pretydiva:
lolzzz..u fink it's dat easy

Should it be difficult? The best things in life are easy to come by. Take water and air for instance.

pretydiva:
My oh my..d baby is an angel..shes so pretty..baba God dis is d type of children I want oo

Congrats 2 d couple. God bless n preserve their marriage

Don't worry. I have a DNA for Intelligent, good looking and spiritually sound children. Will you marry me?

Expectations by Nigerians that history would be made at this year’s general election with the country getting its first female governor ever has been effectively dashed.
The governorship candidate of the All Progressives Congress in Taraba, Aisha Al-Hassan, who put up a strong showing in the well-fought race, has now reached the end of the road.

At the end of collation of votes for Saturday’s supplementary election in the state, Ms. Al-Hasan got 13,599 votes to trail the Peoples Democratic Party’s Darius Ishiaku, who garnered 53,120 votes.

When the votes earned by both candidates in both the April 11 and April 25 elections are added, Mr. Ishiaku’s cumulative ballots came to 360,318 to the APC’s candidate 275,985.

The Independent National Electoral Commission has officially declared the PDP candidate winner of the election.

The INEC returning officer for the state, Muhammad Kyari, declared Mr. Darius governor-elect, having scored the highest number of votes and winning a quarter of the votes in almost all the local government areas in the state.

The 2015 governorship in Taraba state enjoyed huge following across the country with several activists and young people backing the APC candidate to make history as the first female governor in the country’s history.

In fact, as results of the election from local government areas trickled into INEC office in Jalingo, the Taraba State capital, on April 11, Ms. Al-Hasan, fondly known as Mama Taraba by supporters, at some point overtook her main challenger, Mr. Ishiaku.

This triggered nationwide celebration by people who thought Ms. Al-hasan was on her way to dislodging the PDP from the state in a historic win.

But as more votes arrived from remote local governments, it emerged that Ms. Al-Hasan was actually trailing her challenger.

At the end of INEC’s final collation that day, the election was declared inconclusive because the margin of Mr. Ishiaku’s victory was lower than the number of registered voters in areas where elections either did not hold or were cancelled due to irregularities.

Yesterday’s supplementary election held in those areas, with Mr. Ishiaku getting the most votes.


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/182095-hopes-dashed-as-mama-taraba-is-defeated-in-taraba.html

mhizpeaarl:
lol
Thanks.. Want me

You are welcome. And yes, I really want you.

mhizpeaarl:
No b only u ooo

So you also prayed for big boobs. Did you received them? Meanwhile, I think you are a beautiful woman. And like you rightly said, I want you.

South Africans must be made to understand that killing fellow Africans will not
address their problems in any way. But to b
e honest, Nigerians need to tone down on their hypocrisy. Northern Nigerians have done far worst to other Nigerians.

I seems to be the only one who don't like attention seekers.

Lala247:
Wow lol

Badt Girl, How you dey? I have an unfinished business with you o. I just dey busy for now, and I never get your time. I go soon dey your case.

They are really in panic mode. They came sharing foodstuff this morning. They also gave a wristband for you to be identified at the polling unit by their agent for monetary inducement. Collect their money and VOTE JIMI AGBAJE for governor of Lagos state.

ionsman:
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By their fruits...

wunmi590:
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By their fruits...

stevikenna:
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By their fruits...

stevikenna:
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Meaning?

Will APC ever stop their lies?

Airforce1:
keep the flag flying high @wizzy.. Nigerians love you.


I want to use this opportunity to wish my family and friends here on nairaland Happy Easter

May God continue to bless you guys and keep you all alive to witness my historic album release before the year runs out.. Amen

You know what? Your album is already highly anticipated. As unserious as you may appear, you have already put in a lot of marketing into this. If only you can step forward and come up with one, you will go places. Trust me, son.

EggovinMma:
YES OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
SOME GUYS ARE NOT HUMAN! ! NA HORSE PEHNIS THEM CARRY DEY PARADE UP AND DOWN.WEAPON OF NYASH AND WOMB DESTRUCTION. THEY CAN CHANGE YOUR MONTHLY CIRCLE FROM 28 DAYS TO A DAY.


BEWARE! OF GUYS WITH BULLDOZERS! !



AND PERSON DEY PREACH NO SAMPLE BEFORE MARRIAGE KWA.A 22 YRS DEY CARRY THAT KIND WEAPON. MY HUSBAND NEEDS TO GIVE ME THREE WRAP S OF WEED, ONE FULL BOTTLE OF UNDILUTED OGOGORO EACH SESSION BEFORE I GREE AM CLIMB ME O, UNTIL I GET USE TO IT.

NOT TO FOR GET, A LOUD ROCK MUSCLES PLAYING IN THE BACK GROUND. I DONT WANT TO FEEL SANE[b][/b]

I am happy you got use to it. My girlfriend of 6 months still complain. I always had to beg, bribe and pet her before she go open legs.

Acekidc4:
He is a HE!!

Then why always creaming "baby daddy" whenever Giroud scores?

Acekidc4:
Gay Alert oh

Mukina2 no answer am Oh!!

How do you mean? I am supposed Mukina2 is a "she".

mukina2:
Bbaaaaayyy daaddddddyyyy

Can I see you real picture, please? Something in my mind tells me that you are cute and sexy.

Some Yoruba chicks in my area have been giving free p-u-s-s-y to this Hausa dude who has been scamming them that he and GMB are neighbors in the village. I even heard some of the boys hailing the guy yesterday, "ahh, baba, e sure for you pass".

Tuntheycr7:
Every hausa guy you meet here in Lagos are just too happy..
In fact some of them act f.oolishly at the hear of Sai Buhari or Sai Baba.


Just this morning I board a bike, I tell the Hausa guy.
"Sai Buhari"
he say "Sai Baba".
He say make I no bother pay.
After I go Mai suya, after I ordered for suya. I
tell am
"Sai Buhari"
he say "Sai Baba"...
He say make I leave money.

After the Hausa guy polished my shoe.
I said Sai Buhari.. He replied by gnashing his
brownish teeth... Sai Baba.
He said : ma prend leave money...

Then I go Mai Shai. I tell am same thing he say
"Northerner leave money"....
WhaooO!!

Seems it's working..
I Can't wait to go to this my Hausa car dealer
in Surulere tomorrow......
Who know I might be lucky to get free car.

Range sport, Toyota Tacoma and Toyota Avenza on my mind.

When you start competing in the art of rent seeking, no amount of "sai baba" will make them concede to you. You better brace up.

Father and son are brothers. Now that is scary.

aieromon:
Beauty attracts admirers.....

Buhari should cover this Queen in hijab oh...the Vaseline crew is not smiling.

Na today? I have been wanking this MILF since she first appeared at the APC campaign in Ogun state, and i have just started with her. I am dumping Sienna West and Rachel starr for her. Just this morning, I did a 3some with her and Osinbajo's wife. The feeling was top of the world.

ceo4eva:
Simon Ateba/Plateau

The Peoples Democratic Party seems to be coasting to victory in Plateau state following results released by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC).

Of the 17 local government areas in Plateau, PDP won in the nine states announced. In the presidential election, PDP beat the ALl Progressives Congress by 277,811 to 58,502.

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/03/30/pdp-winning-polls-in-plateau/

Results from The Plateau, Benue and Nasarawa will cancel out that of Niger, Kogi and Kwara with GEJ still winning in the north central.

bunmioguns:

"But the people said to Saul, “Shall Jonathan die, who has accomplished this great deliverance in Israel? Certainly not! As the LORD lives, not one hair of his head shall fall to the ground, for he has worked with God this day.” So the people rescued Jonathan, and he did not die. (I Samuel 14:45 NKJV)"

I came here thinking it was "who has the best poetry". *Spits on thread and walks away*

hauwawu:
this list is stupid as f**k this list is stupid as f**k

Ke! Kada in sake ganin ki anan sai bayan zabe. Kin ji ko?