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Romance / Where Can I Find An Olosho Joint In Eket Or Uyo by Sailingnorth: 12:12am On Mar 06
I want to bleep, but I don't want any emotional entanglement yet.

Is there an olosho spot in Eket or AKS?
Romance / Re: How i banged a mother of two yesterday by Sailingnorth: 9:35pm On Sep 26, 2023
thesilentman:
So touch is the ultimate greenlight-regardless of who initiated it.If she aint comfortable with your touch,forget,you are on a long thing! Just look elsewhere instead of wasting your time.
Later in the evening,i asked my wife about her friend.She told me she's currently estranged by her ex hubby who,aside paying alimony of two kids is currently begging her to return.And while i'm pounding her in the bathroom.
LESSON FOR ALL MEN,especially simps;
1.Don't stress or waste over getting laid.Use the touch method to guesstimate if there's attraction.,It's the ultimtate greenlight.
2.NEVER take back a woman who's gone.She'd definetely come back worse.
END OF STORY.


Shey no be Agba be dis?

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Romance / Re: I Dodged A Sex Trap That Could Have Ruined My Life. by Sailingnorth: 1:05pm On Sep 26, 2023
Dshocker:


I am here to simply ask you to stop it.

This wan dey craze.
Romance / Re: I Dodged A Sex Trap That Could Have Ruined My Life. by Sailingnorth: 1:02pm On Sep 26, 2023
Zxcvbnmghtr:


That's because you are a male. grin. I thank God for making us the ones who enjoy the pleasures of sex the very most. I believe it is a way of compensating for the pain we go through during birthing children.

The mentality above is another reasons why you push us into cheating you guys because, you start to abandon your conjugal responsibility in the name of 'sex is overrated'.

This one na hoe low show
Romance / Re: I Dodged A Sex Trap That Could Have Ruined My Life. by Sailingnorth: 1:00pm On Sep 26, 2023
DyingFetus:
Op wake from your dream

The wwrey in you couldn't wait to jump out.
Romance / Re: I Dodged A Sex Trap That Could Have Ruined My Life. by Sailingnorth: 12:56pm On Sep 26, 2023
Dshocker:


So in all your life, the only challenge you face, are women chasing you around with temptation of sex?

Guy rest ✍️

I devoted a few minutes of my time to type things that may help someone become a better person, and here you are with a contribution that isn't helping.

Why are you even here?
Romance / Re: I Dodged A Sex Trap That Could Have Ruined My Life. by Sailingnorth: 10:58pm On Sep 25, 2023
seniorgozman:
There is nothing special about sex


That shii is overrated.

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Romance / I Dodged A Sex Trap That Could Have Ruined My Life. by Sailingnorth: 10:40pm On Sep 25, 2023
Guys! Guys!!! Guys!!!

I done know how to thank God enough right now.
Y'all recall this story I once posted: https://www.nairaland.com/7402873/should-straff-female-neighbor-whos

It turned out it was a trap, but I escaped it.
It was a trap to tarnish my reputation by a woman of higher authority.

She set up Another trap using a 43 year old woman, this time it was worse. The woman gave me green lights shamelessly.

But just as things were about to climax, she relocated.
The 43 year old woman is seemingly divorced, or not. But is not in good terms with her children's father.

I'll write about the second ordeal sometime later. I was forced/pressured to resign.
Finally my mind is at rest.

When I'm in the mood I'll gist you all on the second temptation, it is crazier than the first.
MILFs are death traps, most of them are bittered and will seek to ruin your life.

Especially the divorced ones, young men, beware!!!

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Romance / Re: I’m Scared That I Might Have Infected Her by Sailingnorth: 10:35am On Oct 27, 2022
Joeev:


Haven't you hit a girl raw before? So why call him a goat? It takes one to know another.. hope you've had your grass today? Clown!

She isn't your wife and you dey straff raw, okay!
Romance / Re: I’m Scared That I Might Have Infected Her by Sailingnorth: 9:13am On Oct 27, 2022
NBAjunior:


No I didn’t

Na goat you be.
Imagine!
Romance / Re: Should I Straff This Female Neighbor Who's Giving Me Green Lights. by Sailingnorth: 8:52am On Oct 27, 2022
Skyrockter:
Op, abort that thought of knacking those girls.. Remember for a woman to seduce a man, that woman have an aim of doing so and if a woman is too nice to you something is wrong somewhere.
This is it�
Romance / Re: Should I Straff This Female Neighbor Who's Giving Me Green Lights. by Sailingnorth: 8:41am On Oct 27, 2022
abokikhalifa:


Mumu man, so you left sweet pussy to be masturbating with your hands. Your life done spoil finish.

You dey craze grin

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Romance / Re: Should I Straff This Female Neighbor Who's Giving Me Green Lights. by Sailingnorth: 4:57pm On Oct 26, 2022
rickleye:
Straff is an old slang. So I don’t believe you.

Bro, I don't know what to tell you, I don't know how to argue.
I have a huge followers on Twitter, shame is what made me post it here Instead of Twitter.
I wouldn't create a new acct just to lie.
If you don't believe me I don't care, I'm desperate for answers, your contribution isn't helping.
Romance / Re: Should I Straff This Female Neighbor Who's Giving Me Green Lights. by Sailingnorth: 3:59pm On Oct 26, 2022
general111:

A word is enough for the wise

Thanks brother.
Romance / Re: Should I Straff This Female Neighbor Who's Giving Me Green Lights. by Sailingnorth: 3:53pm On Oct 26, 2022
Chnbanc:
U dey whine yourself!!
Fake gist!!!!!!!
Bro I can swear with my life, I'm saying the truth.
I created this Monika just to ask this question, I am not a nairalander
Romance / Re: Should I Straff This Female Neighbor Who's Giving Me Green Lights. by Sailingnorth: 3:52pm On Oct 26, 2022
general111:
Dont do it..
I repeat, abort mission..
They want to suck your destiny

I've been thinking on this direction too.
Do you mean spiritually and also is it possible?

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Romance / Should I Straff This Female Neighbor Who's Giving Me Green Lights. by Sailingnorth: 3:44pm On Oct 26, 2022
I've known this lady for a long time now, I am in my twenties and she's two years older than me.

Note: Please bear with me this will be a long read, I need help.

We were once neighbors, she later parked out of the compound.
It was a face me I face you kinda compound, on several occasions I do accidentally bump into either her or her sister who is about 26 years of age now naked.
Most times they leave their door open, it mostly happens in the evenings, heaven knows it wasn't my intention of seeing them but it happens, and I just sometimes look sometimes I walk off.
I sometimes peep sha, it was 4yrs ago, I wouldn't do it now.

They have noticed it twice.
The junior one has seen me looking twice and from the look of things they didn't really care.

The junior one which is 2 years older than me , sleeps around a lot, has been giving me green right from time, but I wasn't really sure so I just ignored it and assume never happened.

So three years later fast forward till now, I live with an aunt and both of them are friends of that aunt.
They do visit, and on one occasion it was a Sunday morning when the junior one visited.
We were alone in the house.
she took her bath in the house and after bathing she asked me for cream to rub, the clothes she was wearing was really revealing and it made me have a boner.
I bet 100% she saw it and was excited or kind of moved.

She started walking around or trying to ask me to help her out with something so as to draw me closer to her.
As for the cream I searched the whole house and honestly couldn't find the cream and I told her I can't find it.
She looked disappointed.

Recently she visited again, this time she was well dressed and while bending to check for stuff in a box, just as every guy would do I was just looking at her ass and he was pretty sexy so I had a boner again this time a serious one.

She saw it again and as I expected it got her excited I could tell from the tone of her voice and her behaviour that she saw it.
She resumed that attitude of trying to get me to help her out with things.

At some point she saw it, it was very visible and I was enjoying the show I won't lie, while standing she came closer and went down to search for things at where I was standing, she was occasionally shifting sideways in order to have her hand touch it (my erected p).

While stepping out of the room she came back in an gave me this look on her face as if she was expecting something and ask were you calling me, which I replied no.

They later left, and the elder sister greeted me goodnight. Something she has never done before and I wouldn't expect her to.

I forgot to add, her elder sister 26 -yrs just started giving me greenlight all of a sudden.
She will walk away from the building where they were and come over to where I was carrying out some task outside in the compound and gist with me while moving her clothes.

I swear to God this girls are damn sexy, I've masturbated severally and always fantasize on having sex with the older one which is 26 years of age and the second one which is 2 years older than me.

I have never had sex in my life and I am pretty scared of contacting bad energies or sexually transmitted diseases but broooo, these girls have nyarsh.
I'm not a pervert, I just want you to see the picture that is in front of me.

But nature is putting heavy pressure on me right now, I don't know what to do cause the next time they visit things may move to the next level probably not actual sex but it will get me closer to the main thing happening.
I can feel It, I trust my instinct in my life.

I recently had a dream of holding something beautiful in my hand, it look so beautiful with different colours and it broke.
In that dream I felt like I knew it will break and I could have done something to prevent it from breaking, I felt regrets in that dream and I think that dream relates to what is going on.
My dreams do happen in real life.
I fear I might regret straffing them.

What is your advice on this I would love to know cuz I'm at the crossroad and I've always been excited about having my first sex in life.
I am 22 years of age by the way.

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