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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 8:22am On Jan 08, 2017

Temmy update béfore them bann u again na

Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 8:39pm On Jan 07, 2017

I was been bann from replying and quoting in this thread. Lala pls what i do

Celebrities › Re: Emmanuella Having Fun With Top Nollywood Stars 2017 (pics, Video) by saintbillion(m): 1:27pm On Jan 07, 2017

YhungPablo:
and egusi soup.

lol

Celebrities › Re: Emmanuella Having Fun With Top Nollywood Stars 2017 (pics, Video) by saintbillion(m): 10:23am On Jan 07, 2017

prettythicksme:
Life dey do you?

No life no dey do me. Na ur lame quote dey cripple me.

Celebrities › Re: Emmanuella Having Fun With Top Nollywood Stars 2017 (pics, Video) by saintbillion(m): 10:12am On Jan 07, 2017

prettythicksme:
Emmanuella my role model

You are 31years old and hailing a girl of 7years old as your role model. My sister your village people don use your brain chop pounded yam.

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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 12:51pm On Jan 06, 2017

Continu.... After granshing the piece of meat, i cocomally paid for my own bottle of harp, and Cynthia was astonish. Wetin this slowpoke dey imagine(I thought to my self).
Me- Mayson Was up i get yarn for u o. Yawa gas yesterday as i go for Thompson house o, i continou.
Mayson- Billion abeg wetin happen. Immediately ''bleep'' it was a message on my phone. I thought it was an alert cause i was expecting some cash from my dad. Quickly i open at the message. It was from Precious and it read. Billion i am two months pregnant incase u think u can hit and run. I smile like a goat wc is been roasted, quickly sweats keeps running down my face.
Me- Mayson na later things we go relate, i get matters arisings. Giving a thought to myself oboy yawa don gas. See how u take dey open your eyes dey read. What are u reading @? If Yungtemmy neva finish the story na me wan come finish am for you? Or are u a learner?

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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 11:27pm On Jan 05, 2017

YungTemy:
lol.. We don call carpenter make he epp us fix am, at least tomorrow we suppose dey expect lite.

Una wan comit murder bah? Na carpenter dey fit transformer or una transformer na plank them use? Abeg finish this story yester u was cutting mango tree

Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 10:53pm On Jan 05, 2017

YungTemy:
Abeg.. Make una no vex o. There's no light. Our Transformer don burn. I had to switch on the gen.

In Thompson voice ''Guy una nepa na chickens''

Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 10:49pm On Jan 05, 2017

Guy i dey vex. In arm robber 1 voice. ''Guy give me that cutlass, oya finishhhhhhhh this story b4 i finish u''

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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 9:05pm On Jan 04, 2017

YungTemy:
lol.. Upon all the ''Temy you be chicken'', ''Temy you too dey fear''... The guy con dey piss for body. Irony of life and worst part the guy na Evakinqz favourite character. Smh

hehehe. Him na chick, lol en no dey his own. If na me bro i go laf am until him go drive me from his lodge trust me. Imagine. Abeg weti be Chelsea score?

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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 8:31pm On Jan 04, 2017

Lol. Thompson na jew o. So upon all the guff and TM[TRAMADOL] him no fit schance them? In Emafidon voice. Bros abeg you see my shoes? I dey suspect Thompson

Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 9:59am On Jan 04, 2017

Wait let me call Emafidon to comfarm. Lol that guy must be a calaba dude. By thier name we shall know them.

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Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by saintbillion(m): 7:16am On Jan 04, 2017

evans360:
thanks but i was thinking abt psds

U don't have biology na.

Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 12:06am On Jan 04, 2017

YungTemy:
hahahahahahahhahaa

abeg O. Na night o. Make my neighbour no think say I don dey craze. *funny saintbillion

That precious self. I been think say na Amateur, i no know say na pro. I talk am. I talk am say b4 babe go stand up commot cloth her self that means say na Miss Chidimna Cucumber of Anambra

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Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by saintbillion(m): 11:59pm On Jan 03, 2017

evans360:
are we to scan our documents on the application
form apart from passport? and also what is the
right course for me with these subjects English
c4. maths c6. commerce b3. econs b3. govt a1.
agric b3. biology d7. literature e8. crk d7 pls EPP me

Yes. Documents required are passport, birth cert and ur o'level results. And u can study, econs,or accounting. Ur good to go.

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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 11:52pm On Jan 03, 2017

Hehehe. See my guy o. U dey hear ur babe national anthem and u still dey think if na her. How many babe like to say aahh aah pls don't stop. If nt pre?

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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 3:08pm On Jan 03, 2017

YungTemy:
bros.. That D na because of that matter o (if you've been following).. And if you dey my department International studies and history, If you get A.... Mmm. Then I go be your houseboy for ever. This I promise.

E be like say, you no no how AAU be. Lol Moscow0147 and collinometricx help me tell am abeg

O boy even UNN get discipline o. Just arts students sabi life. If to say na mech engine u dey do, or applied physic lol bro u for no get such story to tell apart from i read book untill i become blind and get hunch back.

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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 1:56pm On Jan 03, 2017

YungTemy:
lol... Very funny. Haha See.. You don break one of my ribs..
YewandeQueen pls be my missing ribs

Lol

Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 1:51pm On Jan 03, 2017

Bros if i get b self i dey cry. And here ur with d's and u dey jolly. Leave p*ssy alone.

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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 9:37am On Jan 03, 2017

Still waiting for the second banging. That precious go fit pass miss Chidimna Cucumber of Anambra o. Still waiting for the second banging. That precious go fit pass miss Chidimna Cucumber of Anambra o. Still waiting for the second banging. That precious go fit pass miss Chidimna Cucumber of Anambra o.

Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 11:36pm On Jan 02, 2017

YungTemy:
Ahh! This one is strong. Mm.. Gimme her number make I confirm if na she... Lol.

Even if u use jazz bro her number won't come out

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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 10:40pm On Jan 02, 2017

YungTemy:
hahaha. Abeg she be light skinned?

Exactly and curvy too like curve 4. But don't knw if her p*ssy wide

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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 10:09pm On Jan 02, 2017

Abeg which of the precious cause my girl friend follow dey answer Precious and she no wan read this thread.

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Romance › Re: My Experience With A "Virgin Hunter" by saintbillion(m): 1:49pm On Jan 02, 2017

Kellibae:
@ curvyibogirl.. nice write up though. U hav skill
But if this is really a true life story.
Then count urself lucky... why would u hav to such dream and still decided to go on to vissit the man. Hmm God saved u o this would hav been a differewnt story.
Avoid Yoruba men oh... i dnt know what they see where igbo women dey. I kno some of them would be disturbin u with pms by now lol..

Thats how they keep disturbing me too offline and onlin. And most of them use juju to hyptonise gals for sex.
I have heard some stories abt this...my sister keep away from yoruba guys they aint even good for us.if u ar single look for igbo guy to hook up with..

She shouldn't look much for an igbo guy. Am already here comfarm Nwa Aba. I even deal in spare parts. Not motor parts but human ones

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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 1:41pm On Jan 02, 2017

Samexdx:
E be like say na hang over ooo

Hehe. In Lalasti voice this post and the poster deserve life Bann

Romance › Re: My Experience With A "Virgin Hunter" by saintbillion(m): 1:36pm On Jan 02, 2017

GindoX:
Yeah, I too dey imagine how she take read the message on a passworded I phone 12 where is lasticatica

Hahaha. I notice one thing about Lalasticlala. Him like to push post about snakes, Tonto dike and cooked up stories like this to fp. Lala in Patience Jona voice. DarisgodO

Romance › Re: My Experience With A "Virgin Hunter" by saintbillion(m): 1:24pm On Jan 02, 2017

I phone without password! U even read the whatsapp messages, this story is arrange just like Nollywood movies[THAT MOMENT VAN VICKER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH OMOTOLA, U KNW WHAT WILL HAPPEN NA. OMOTOLA HUSBAND MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN HIS CAR KEYS AND HE CATCH THEM LOL] that is why it has no update till now, or the Op lies no allow her to see new year? I see another Lia Muhammad with a curvybootyigbolish in nature.

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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 12:11pm On Jan 02, 2017

youngfocus:
beg anybody don't help me see dis boy,call yungtemmy I don dey look for am ooo cos he told me DAT him Biro don finish dat is y he was unable to update so I don buy pack of Biro nw so if any body c am tell am say make he cum collect am from my hand
so DAT he can keep update cuming,bro dis tin is getting cold ooo,b4 it freeze,keep update cuming,happy new year to all readers

Him be like say the guy no see new year o. Cause no update since 31st night. Na weti pussy dey cause

Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by saintbillion(m): 10:13am On Jan 02, 2017

Emekandudim77:
[1/2, 7:15 AM] Fredrick: When I was submitting my
[1/2, 7:22 AM] Fredrick: Or should I say uploading my documents I went and put my birth certificate. Which was carrying Okenkwa. So I made a copy of the birth certificate and tipest the Okenkwa and change it to ndudim. Because all my cert has ndudim on them. So I submitted the one which I changed to them. So my question is that what if they ask of the original and then they see Okenkwa on the original meanwhile the one I uploaded to them was carrying ndudim on it. Plus help me out

Go and make a new birthcert with d name u wana use, cause they must ask of d original

Christianity Etc › Re: How Did Demons Come Into Existence? Who Created Them? by saintbillion(m): 5:10pm On Jan 01, 2017

All those things were harmless. Even serpent, the bible said man had power and dominion over all creature. Not untill satan came and poison their mind, satan decieve Eve through a senake. And again there are some people that are even wicked than a serpent. It's because they are been use by demond. So brother God didn't make anything dangerous and wicket.

Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by saintbillion(m): 11:34am On Jan 01, 2017

nnamdi1998:
The maths no too hard if u notice u go see say their maths nah from jamb dem dey bring am,but another thing nah dat calculator way no dey but anyhow 69rc no go pass us by

Amen bro. But the maths is more of futher maths.

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