₦airaland Forum

beautiful232:
why did I open this now,how can I sleep this night alone :-

came baby am here for u

olamil34:
i have missed this snake topics

you are welcome. will u have some pepper soup?

sirugos:
There is a condom pack beside d snake.

haha. yes seems the snake was travelling with it

IpobExposed:
During Jonathan's tenure people were not eating snakes.

Now he has made Nigerians poor we are eating lizards.

PDP destroyed us. We now eat snake pepersoup

that is best dish u can ever think of. thanks to APC

free2ryhme:

come and eat

Moneyyy:
Animal cruelty

if this type bite u. u go know say snakes are not friendly

Pvin:
Disgusting

why saying such?

EmekaBlue:
dont eat this kind please...doesnt look edible

it's late Bro. believe me it was yummy

amuokuko:
Taste wat
U want make saliva dey alwayz comot from my mouth like lalasticlala.

it's a delicacy

Prenom:
08087036931 or what's yours so I send you a message right away

done

Prenom:
wow! The email attached to this account is not functional . ..
please can you send it to this email? ojezele.edobor@yahoo.com..

my phone browser doesn't support email attach . send ur whatsapp number

lala see your brother

Prenom:
I thought it was free

pm me. I will give it to u for free

Oblitz:
lala o! where are you

Lala be like if Liverpool wins Arsenal make I no come down from here

Kylekent59:
Front page.
All you have to do is to cut its head and tail. These are where the poison comes from

Seems you eat snakes too brother?

amuokuko:
Hmm..

Op u must be very wicked ooo..
Just 15 eggs Nd u had to smash it's head with sledge hammer

Oya come nd take the money for the eggs nd return the snake to lala, the snake charmer...

hahahahah. 15 eggs na only for today o. I no want dey count the other ones. Am cooking it already come taste small

TarOrfeek:
The thing even wear uniform. As per Biafran Secret Service things!

lol. it wanted vote for referendum on October 1st

MhizzAJ:
I hate snakes

then you are missing. snake is the sweetest meat so far

I was about to prepare Ewedu soup but no meat. so I talk to God in prayers and behold he provided more. I will reserve some for Eleya

More pics

lalasticlala food is ready. Evans come and eat. Huspupi the snake has Gucci colour

more pics.

This bastard snake has been eating my chickens and eggs in my poultry. But today was its end of the road after its swallows 15 eggs.

Walinco:
Guys is it compulsory to chose NDA when filling the jamb form.

No it's not mandatory

nextprince:
Very good package

yes o you don't need to worry no more

Here is the latest packaging of sharp sand popularly known as Garri

Here are the top 15 cheapest universities in Nigeria
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It has Faculties of Agriculture, Arts and Islamic Studies, Education, Engineering, Law, Medicine, Science, Earth and Environmental Studies, Pharmacy, Social, Management Science and the recent Faculty of Computer Science & Information Technology. Research Centers include: Center for Dryland Agriculture, Center for Biotechnology Research, Center for Renewable Energy and Center for the Study of Nigerian Languages among others. School Fees Range : ₦ 33,000 5. University of Calabar (UNICAL) The University of Calabar – also known as UNICAL – is a university situated in Calabar, Cross River State, southeastern Nigeria. It is one of Nigeria’s second generation federal universities. The University of Calabar was a campus of the University of Nigeria until 1975. The architecture was designed by John Elliott. It was established by decree to fulfill this traditional mandate, its motto “Knowledge for Service”. The male students are known as Malabites, while the female students are Malabresses. 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Ndagi who served from 1983 to 1990. In the beginning, the University took over the facilities of the former Government Teachers’ College Bosso, for use on a permanent basis. This site now serves as the Bosso Campus of the University. The main campus gidan kwano which is sited on a 10,650 hectares of land is located along the Minna – Kataeregi – Bida Road. School Fees Range : ₦ 50,000 Source: https://www.students.com.ng/cheapest-universities-nigeria-fees/

Please who knows if GCE 2016 CERTIFICATES ARE OUT?

oldfoolnigger:
oga no go give ur self hbp over nothing.

the instruction says minimum of 17 years and maximum of 21 years( 22 two years and above).
those saying 21 years is above,why not also say that 17 years there is not up to the required age to enter NDA?
from 17 to 21 is 5 .
olevel to present should not be more than 5 years (why not also claim that 2012 olevel is already out of the race since 21 in u guys understanding is out?

NDA says not less than 17 and not more than 21(that's 22).
is NDA high on some cheap Oshogbo weed when they issued such clear instruction?


the English there is clear,so why are we confusing our selves with more than 21(22) there?

if 21 years is over aged to enter NDA,17 years is under aged to enter NDA.
that's the logic!!!!!



Team/Our List Is On medical leaves/

Correct guy. The age 21 is inform don't mind them. But the 2012 o'level is more than 5years. Nda even coded that. 2013 - 2017

I don't knw why people keeps on making useless noise in this group. But very soon must of them won't have the strenght to type here again. It happened last year when the list came out. Nw its time 4 u to think and pray and not to insult.

Jamb. 249, waec b3, b2, b3, c5. Course economics. State Abia. What are my chances?

U don't put God to test. I know of someone who is studying Medicine in UNILAG. He had 180 in jamb and there was no hope, but do u knw what happened? A lecturer in UNILAG shortlisted him as his own candidate. He kept on saying that God will do it and travel to UNILAG on that fatefull day there he meet the lecturer someone he doesn't know and God did it. U lack faith and need to reconcile with God for he is not a man that He should repent. Remember the story of Abraham make God ur friend