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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 10:49pm On Jan 05, 2017
Guy i dey vex. In arm robber 1 voice. ''Guy give me that cutlass, oya finishhhhhhhh this story b4 i finish u''
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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 9:05pm On Jan 04, 2017
YungTemy:
lol.. Upon all the ''Temy you be chicken'', ''Temy you too dey fear''... The guy con dey piss for body. Irony of life and worst part the guy na Evakinqz favourite character. Smh
hehehe. Him na chick, lol en no dey his own. If na me bro i go laf am until him go drive me from his lodge trust me. Imagine. Abeg weti be Chelsea score?
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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 8:31pm On Jan 04, 2017
Lol. Thompson na jew o. So upon all the guff and TM[TRAMADOL] him no fit schance them? In Emafidon voice. Bros abeg you see my shoes? I dey suspect Thompson

Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 9:59am On Jan 04, 2017
Wait let me call Emafidon to comfarm. Lol that guy must be a calaba dude. By thier name we shall know them.
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Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by saintbillion(m): 7:16am On Jan 04, 2017
evans360:
thanks but i was thinking abt psds
U don't have biology na.
Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 12:06am On Jan 04, 2017
YungTemy:
hahahahahahahhahaa

abeg O. Na night o. Make my neighbour no think say I don dey craze. *funny saintbillion
That precious self. I been think say na Amateur, i no know say na pro. I talk am. I talk am say b4 babe go stand up commot cloth her self that means say na Miss Chidimna Cucumber of Anambra
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Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by saintbillion(m): 11:59pm On Jan 03, 2017
evans360:
are we to scan our documents on the application
form apart from passport? and also what is the
right course for me with these subjects English
c4. maths c6. commerce b3. econs b3. govt a1.
agric b3. biology d7. literature e8. crk d7 pls EPP me
Yes. Documents required are passport, birth cert and ur o'level results. And u can study, econs,or accounting. Ur good to go.

Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 11:52pm On Jan 03, 2017
Hehehe. See my guy o. U dey hear ur babe national anthem and u still dey think if na her. How many babe like to say aahh aah pls don't stop. If nt pre?
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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 3:08pm On Jan 03, 2017
YungTemy:
bros.. That D na because of that matter o (if you've been following).. And if you dey my department International studies and history, If you get A.... Mmm. Then I go be your houseboy for ever. This I promise.

E be like say, you no no how AAU be. Lol Moscow0147 and collinometricx help me tell am abeg
O boy even UNN get discipline o. Just arts students sabi life. If to say na mech engine u dey do, or applied physic lol bro u for no get such story to tell apart from i read book untill i become blind and get hunch back.
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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 1:56pm On Jan 03, 2017
YungTemy:
lol... Very funny. Haha See.. You don break one of my ribs..
YewandeQueen pls be my missing ribs grin
Lol
Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 1:51pm On Jan 03, 2017
Bros if i get b self i dey cry. And here ur with d's and u dey jolly. Leave p*ssy alone.
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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 9:37am On Jan 03, 2017
Still waiting for the second banging. That precious go fit pass miss Chidimna Cucumber of Anambra o. Still waiting for the second banging. That precious go fit pass miss Chidimna Cucumber of Anambra o. Still waiting for the second banging. That precious go fit pass miss Chidimna Cucumber of Anambra o.

Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 11:36pm On Jan 02, 2017
YungTemy:
Ahh! This one is strong. Mm.. Gimme her number make I confirm if na she... Lol.
Even if u use jazz bro her number won't come out
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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 10:40pm On Jan 02, 2017
YungTemy:
hahaha. Abeg she be light skinned?
Exactly and curvy too like curve 4. But don't knw if her p*ssy wide
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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 10:09pm On Jan 02, 2017
Abeg which of the precious cause my girl friend follow dey answer Precious and she no wan read this thread.
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Romance › Re: My Experience With A "Virgin Hunter" by saintbillion(m): 1:49pm On Jan 02, 2017
Kellibae:
@ curvyibogirl.. nice write up though. U hav skill
But if this is really a true life story.
Then count urself lucky... why would u hav to such dream and still decided to go on to vissit the man. Hmm God saved u o this would hav been a differewnt story.
Avoid Yoruba men oh... i dnt know what they see where igbo women dey. I kno some of them would be disturbin u with pms by now lol..

Thats how they keep disturbing me too offline and onlin. And most of them use juju to hyptonise gals for sex.
I have heard some stories abt this...my sister keep away from yoruba guys they aint even good for us.if u ar single look for igbo guy to hook up with..
She shouldn't look much for an igbo guy. Am already here comfarm Nwa Aba. I even deal in spare parts. Not motor parts but human ones

Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 1:41pm On Jan 02, 2017
Samexdx:
E be like say na hang over ooo
Hehe. In Lalasti voice this post and the poster deserve life Bann

Romance › Re: My Experience With A "Virgin Hunter" by saintbillion(m): 1:36pm On Jan 02, 2017
GindoX:
Yeah, I too dey imagine how she take read the message on a passworded I phone 12 grin where is lasticatica
Hahaha. I notice one thing about Lalasticlala. Him like to push post about snakes, Tonto dike and cooked up stories like this to fp. Lala in Patience Jona voice. DarisgodO

Romance › Re: My Experience With A "Virgin Hunter" by saintbillion(m): 1:24pm On Jan 02, 2017
I phone without password! U even read the whatsapp messages, this story is arrange just like Nollywood movies[THAT MOMENT VAN VICKER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH OMOTOLA, U KNW WHAT WILL HAPPEN NA. OMOTOLA HUSBAND MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN HIS CAR KEYS AND HE CATCH THEM LOL] that is why it has no update till now, or the Op lies no allow her to see new year? I see another Lia Muhammad with a curvybootyigbolish in nature.

Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 12:11pm On Jan 02, 2017
youngfocus:
beg anybody don't help me see dis boy,call yungtemmy I don dey look for am ooo cos he told me DAT him Biro don finish dat is y he was unable to update so I don buy pack of Biro nw so if any body c am tell am say make he cum collect am from my hand
so DAT he can keep update cuming,bro dis tin is getting cold ooo,b4 it freeze,keep update cuming,happy new year to all readers
Him be like say the guy no see new year o. Cause no update since 31st night. Na weti pussy dey cause

Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by saintbillion(m): 10:13am On Jan 02, 2017
Emekandudim77:
[1/2, 7:15 AM] Fredrick: When I was submitting my
[1/2, 7:22 AM] Fredrick: Or should I say uploading my documents I went and put my birth certificate. Which was carrying Okenkwa. So I made a copy of the birth certificate and tipest the Okenkwa and change it to ndudim. Because all my cert has ndudim on them. So I submitted the one which I changed to them. So my question is that what if they ask of the original and then they see Okenkwa on the original meanwhile the one I uploaded to them was carrying ndudim on it. Plus help me out
Go and make a new birthcert with d name u wana use, cause they must ask of d original

Christianity Etc › Re: How Did Demons Come Into Existence? Who Created Them? by saintbillion(m): 5:10pm On Jan 01, 2017
All those things were harmless. Even serpent, the bible said man had power and dominion over all creature. Not untill satan came and poison their mind, satan decieve Eve through a senake. And again there are some people that are even wicked than a serpent. It's because they are been use by demond. So brother God didn't make anything dangerous and wicket.

Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by saintbillion(m): 11:34am On Jan 01, 2017
nnamdi1998:
The maths no too hard if u notice u go see say their maths nah from jamb dem dey bring am,but another thing nah dat calculator way no dey but anyhow 69rc no go pass us by
Amen bro. But the maths is more of futher maths.
Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by saintbillion(m): 7:14am On Jan 01, 2017
nnamdi1998:
you can write geography instead of history or close eye write maths
oh boy that Nda maths no be here o. That thing na futher maths and wetin pain me pass be say thou shall not use calculator

Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 9:49pm On Dec 31, 2016
I dey church. Abeg Bros Youngtemy see una next year.

Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 9:45pm On Dec 31, 2016
YungTemy:
saintbillion and co.. Pureheart91 say make we con repent o.
This na New year o, me sef I go try repent.. A New year, a new me. grin
. Ask am if him done confess him own finish. No gree make i use lalasti swear 4 u o.

Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy [nda 70 - 72th Rc Aspirants]. by saintbillion(op): 6:54pm On Dec 31, 2016
emayeghel:
The Nigerian Defence Academy (NDA), Kaduna 2016/2017 academic session 69th Regular Course admission application form is out.

FOR more Inquiries/informations, 69th RC Recruitment Help / to purchase pass questions and answers from 2000 to 2016 current / to get Nda form for Registration online, Contact Nda Admn portal Dr Ogunkunle for recruitmentt Assistance .

The requirements :

1. To be eligible for admission into the Nigerian Defence Academy, a candidate must have the following:

Minimum of 5 Credit passes at SSCE (WAEC or NECO or NABTEB) or GCE O/L obtained in not more than 2 sittings relevant to the Faculty of their choices.
Credit in English Language and Mathematics.
At least one supporting relevant credit to the compulsory credits in faculty of Arts and Social Sciences and Faculty of Science. However, only one supporting relevant credit is required in the Faculty of Engineering.
Be at least 17 years old and not more than 21 years old at the time of entry into the Academy. Note that Nigerian Airforce candidates must be between 17 and 18years old at entry.
Must not be less than 1.68 metres tall for male and 1.50 metres for female.
Must be medically and physically fit and must be of good moral character.
Must be single male or female without legal obligation to support any child or other individuals.
Present a Certificate of Origin obtained from a Local Government Area and a Certificate of State indigene ship from the Office of the State Governor is desirable.

2. Furthermore, candidates are to note the following:

Awaiting results are not qualified. Results not submitted with the application for will not be accepted.
Only examination results of 5 years from date will be accepted.
Currently, admission into the academy is for both male and female Nigerians only.

NDA 69th Regular Course Method of Application.

Interested Candidates should Purchase Nda E-transact pin code at the rate of #3,000 only to proceed online for registration.
Applicants applying for admission into NDA MUST also apply to the Joint Admissions and Matriculations Board (JAMB), but may not necessarily select NDA as their choice of university. Such applicants are expected to sit for the JAMB Universal Tertiary Matriculation Examinations (UTME).

EXAMINATION CONDITIONS:

Only candidates who meet the JAMB national cutoff mark will be eligible to sit for the NDA Entrance Examination at their Examination Centre of choice.

NATURE AND DURATION OF TRAINING

Admitted candidates into NDA for the Regular Course will undergo military and academic training as Officer Cadets for a duration of 5 years. On successful completion of training, graduands will earn a honours degree in a core discipline (BSc, BEng, BA). They will equally earn a commission into the Armed Forces of Nigeria.

In response to requests from candidates for reference materials, the Academy has offered a Compendium of Past Questions & Answers from 2000 to 2016 at a token fee to interested candidates.


FOR more Inquiries/informations, 69th RC Recruitment Help / to purchase pass questions and answers from 2000 to 2016 current / to get Nda form for Registration online, Contact Nda Admn portal Dr Ogunkunle for recruitmentt Assistance .
Are you an aspirant bro?

Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 6:47pm On Dec 31, 2016
If you need a condom contact me. Gold circle, ruff ridder, kiss, prudence, just to name a few wc one u want?
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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 2:54pm On Dec 31, 2016
Nepa go soon collect light. Oh boy, this one na Merlin seasonal movie o. In dragon voice, which episode are we now? More grace bro but finish this before we enter 2017...
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Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy [nda 70 - 72th Rc Aspirants]. by saintbillion(op): 7:10am On Dec 30, 2016
Thankz boss
Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy [nda 70 - 72th Rc Aspirants]. by saintbillion(op): 8:38pm On Dec 29, 2016
@ link me to it bro
Education › Nigerian Defence Academy [nda 70 - 72th Rc Aspirants]. by saintbillion(op):
This thread is ment for NDA 69th RC aspirants as well as Cadets in this great Academy. As we all know to secure admission in the NIGERIAN DEFENCE ACADEMY no be moi-moi. I tried for 68th RC but my luck didn't shine out despite all my hardworks, but won't accept failure cause i don't believe in it, so i had to pick up another form. Now my question is what are the ways to be a Cadet in NDA. Please cadets in the house and experience applicants who have also made it up to the AFSB, your contributions will be highly welcome.

#ccseun. Please Lalasticlala fp things. It's of great info.

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