₦airaland Forum

Loonyy:
Lol

Got me Laffin

Lol

Gbadugbakun:
Don't mind him. He thinks we are kids.

He should go and pay back the loan he collected.

Lol my brother I no collect loan. I get their app during the cashless policy time. I use am last month to recharge my gotv. I stopped using it cause I transfer money there and them deduct 50 naira asap.

slimjohn2k5:
because u hv collected from other loan sharks.

I've not collected loan from them b4 na

Thank God for true caller oo, it automatically block all of their numbers. This niggas can call me more than 10 times a day. They are forcing me to take loan.
Is anyone else experiencing this?

I'm not the president

Flame333:
Your pix, lol...

Like our politicians are good at changing sex..

Do you remember that Bayelsa governor that escape form London after disguising as a lady..

Lol. All of them are crook bro. Thank God Dino Melaye no win. That guy is a big criminal. I thought he has fainting sickness

PlayMaker14:
Congratulations Sir, so happy you did not “Chicago” this certificate from Oluwole printing press.

Proud of you Alhaji Farouk.

Yes oo

Theophinio:
Bro. Did you later moved to Kaduna. If yes, how's Zaria

Yes bro. I'm still in kaduna and believe me. Kaduna is a lovely city. I'm not in Zaira I'm in kaduna town itself.

1stbest:
No problem, I have flash it

How u take do am in case of others

1stbest:
Not working

Na wah ooo. Send screenshot here

1stbest:
I did a factory reset on my Huawei and after that I can't access it anymore, it keeps on showing me to put the formal email address on it which I don't have. Please how can I solve the issue?

Skip anywhere

eepeepook:
Ogbeni, them delete your site? ROFLMAO.

My brother na so I see am oo

SIXTEENTH:
Yeah I know this place, is it opposite crital hope junction opposite chanchagi airline or close to St. Ann school?
Wish the owner fast relief from the shock of the unexpected burnt car and may he find solace in whatever.

yeah that's the place the incident occured

BigBlackPreek:
On a good Sunday!


Lord have mercy!

My brother.

God1000:
What about the owner, no one made any attempt to put out the fire

No one at all. The owners are save sha

Was coming back from church when this car was burning, no casualties of life. The cause of the fire is unknown


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaEp6haQZu8?si=X1XSmSgucl8lB09o

Only the poor are more experienced

Odumodublavk

If you dey laugh, don't forget say fuel na still 635/l, dolla na 1250, and above all don't forget Tinubu is still the President select.

Let's go guys. Here's some funny memes I gathered on X.

Thegamingorca:
Is that not gbajiabiamila

Na him oo

Which side is Wike?

Nigeria’s Minister of Interior, Dr. Olubunmi Tunji Ojo, says the Federal Government will pay the fines of over 4,000 inmates costing over five hundred million naira to ensure their release as they have been in correctional facilities due to their inability to pay these fines.



He revealed that he has already set up committees to figure out the reasons for the congestion in Nigeria’s correctional centres and how to reduce the numbers.


“Immediately I assumed office, the first thing I did was to set up a small committee to be able to review the situation of our correctional centres, vis-à-vis the inmates as they are, and we discovered that over 4,000 of these inmates, as I’ve said before, are still in custody due to inability to pay fines." He said to Arise TV on Thursday, October 19.



" We looked at how much they owe, total fine is about total of five hundred and something million, and I can tell you we’ve gone very far dealing with the private sector in terms of CSR and etcetera, putting this money together.



“And I’m sure that in the next three weeks or one month, four weeks maximum, because I like to be held responsible for what I say, so let me say in the next four weeks, even though we are looking at doing it before then, but I’m giving myself a buffer. So, in the next four weeks, by the grace of God, we will have been able to pay those fines of over 4,000 people which will reduce us from the present almost 79,000 inmates to about 75,000 inmates.”



We must also understand that when it comes to decongestion of prison, it’s not an entirely ministry of interior thing. Yes, ministry of interior must play the lead, but obviously we know the office of the Attorney General, Prince Lateef Fagbemi, we have spoken about it, and we are going to work very well together because you cannot just open your gate and say people should go. We must look at setting up that sort of inter-ministerial relationship, which we are already working on to be able to expedite cases based on Administration of Criminal Justice System, ACJS. So, we are already looking in that particular direction.”



“Also, to further decongest, one thing that is within our purview as ministry of interior is to be able to activate what makes our correctional centres correctional centres, which is the non-custodial responsibility of the correctional service. And what is that? It’s obviously to decongest our correctional centres. For instance, I will give you an example, The situation of the correctional service is very worrisome, for instance, in the Lagos command, of all the correctional centres, in total, the correctional centres were built for like 4,800 if I get my statistics right, but today, we have over 9,000 inmates, so that’s over a 100% in Lagos alone



"So, it means that we have to look at the short-term solution, activate that part of the law that gives the Nigerian correctional service the powers to engage in non-custodial services. So, those are parts of the things that we are already doing, and yes, a committee is already in place.”


The minister then said that once all these plans are executed, the ministry will be able to reduce the congestion in correctional centres by around 60%-70%.


Tunji-Ojo then mentioned that beyond decongesting the prisons, the ministry of Interior had a major task of securing Nigeria’s borders, saying to this effect, “If you can’t protect your borders, you can’t protect your country.”



“I have been able to set up a committee now, an inter-agency committee, because it’s not what an agency can do. For instance, I will give you an example, NIMC is very key, and that’s why I’m so grateful to this particular government for bringing NIMC back to interior because I cannot defend who I don’t know. NIMC is the custodian of our identity, NIMC tells me who you are, so, that’s the foundation of our security. It’s the foundation of our internal security.



“So, NIMC’s role in terms of our peaceful coexistence cannot be overestimated. Having said that, what we have been able to do, I called a meeting last week, and I have inaugurated a committee headed by the Director, joint services, in the ministry of Interior, we have the Nigeria Immigration Service, we have the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps, we have the boundary Commission because we need to define our boundaries, you cannot go an defend another man’s land, and your border is where your right stops. So, we brought boundary commission because there are so many issues.”
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https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/10/prison-congestion-fg-to-pay-n500m-fine-for-4000-nigerians-to-ensure-their-release-from-prison-2.html

IvarTheBoneless:
UTME score of 140.... no wonder they breed Obi supporters there

Have you seen Obi talk? Compare him to Tinubu.

You would think Tinubu was Obama The 3rd Class Gbajue Dullardo

It is not better to support someone with certificate than an old drug barron who forged his certificate?