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Seun*** Guy abeg I need cash from you borrow me small money make I see if I fit rise.
Me*** Na Ogun go kill you there. Money way I wan buy food stuff take dey alright
Seun*** like iw Much foodstuff?
Me*** like 5k
Seun** dey come your lodge sharp sharp make we dey go my side. My mama way bill me food stuff oo. Come buy am
Me** you mean am?
Seun*** Yes na.
Me** ok I dey come.
I fly bike reach house. U no see Seun. Gre gre gregre, Seun pick
Me* Olodo where you dey?
Seun*** I dey jungle beside Ur lodge I dey big small.
Me** dey come fast no time to check time
Seun*** guy I need money give me 20k collect foodstuff.
Me*** 20k? You dey mad na 10k them send for me. Na 10k I get and na 5k I wan spend
Seun*** Chia eledumare see my life like nolly hood movie.
Me*** Ah ah nollyhood movies done dey make sense now oo. Forget those things wat zubi Mikel them dey act.
Seun*** make we reach my side. Give me the 5k.
Me** you dey mad? 5k for good way I never see? What if na Contra band goods cause I know say your mama go out Igbo join.
Seun*** Your mama boy. Na your mama boy friend dey mad. Useless son of a useless father.
Me** You done insult me I no buy again
Seun** i no blame you. Na bet9ja I blame.
We come reach him house


To be continued........

I'm a student in one of the prestigious universities in Nigeria.
This week I come do one or two calls, Pampam-pampam, that was the message tune from my Nokia 3310 phone, signifying credit alert from my bank. Your account xxxxxx59 have been credited with N10,000 available balance N10,001.59. As a guy man I rush go market,
me* good day sir, how much be carton of indomie noodles?
Seller* my customer welcome. Which of them? Standard pack, supreme, hungry nan size or indomitable?
Me* I need the one of #500 I think it is supreme.
Seller* Na market, but when last u chop indomie? That one na 4,900
Me* you say weti? I only budget 5k for food stuffs oh for this semester. Ok I dey come
Me talking to myself. Kia wahlia, this Buhari administration na bad one. That guy and other politicians like Rocha's okorocha, Desmond idiot, sorry Elliott don't deserve to live. Say Baba.
Tintin Tintin Tintin tintintintintineeee that was the ringing tone of my Nokia phone, I ignored am.
Woo it should be one of those hungry girls.
Tin ntin tin tin tin tin tin tin tiririn tin tin tin tin teen my second phone, this time my iPhone 7 way my sister dash me I managed change am battery.
Na Seun dey call.
Me* Guy was up na.
Seun* Alaye how far where u dey?
Me* Ogbeni weti happen Shu why dey disturb see I no get money to borrow you ooo cause I go market to buy food stuff
Seun* Alaye thank God I called at the right time oo. Visual done do me strong thing again.
Me* Bet9ja or sporty?
Seun* Bet9ja guy
Me* So weti happen? Why you call me?
.................... To be continued

How old are you?

Harrykn:
How can 11 men be so useful??
Re: Have you watch arsenal play before??

no

Totilopussylick:
I love this man.


Always making his enemies shade crocodile tears .

hehe

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kenzo25:
Losers signing a core loser is equal to ??!

hehe. No doubt arsenal lose

MayorWhales:
70 years old man, everything about our politefcian is a joke

Deno na joker my mna

Arewalegend:
My number Cruze politrikcians

I dey tell you.

Lalasticla
Cc seun
Come and see your snake brother oo

Hope for Arsenal as they sign a new global striker. Can he take arsenal to champions league or win EPL for arsenal?
https://twitter.com/dino_melaye/status/1429378935205335044?s=19

Sonnobax15:

That was when Nigeria was Nigeria and still the giant of Africa....No be this present Nigeria wey be the giant shithole of Africa as a whole

Back, then,it used to be a huge privilege to represent Nigeria in terms of sport and other activities... But now,many people do that just to showcase their talents and as an escape route out of the shithole.

mmmmh easy oo

Linearray:
That year. I remember Isaac Chinagorom. Can't also forget Charles Hopst etc.
Watched the video tape severally. The days of VHS.
Indomie generations cannot relate with this.

yes u are right. But that's not what we're talking here. Ask Buhari to settle this man

tommy589:
Chinagorom,I can not forget that name. He emerged from John player gold leaf dancing competition to represent Nigeria then

you are right

FORWARDEVERLY:
LMFAO...
You dey vex ooo
See as you dey land bubu uppercuts anyhow..

I swear

Aidejay:
when he dies they will now send one worwor governors wife to go and do condolences, snap picture and give the small small children 5 million naira.

exactly

Aidejay:
Buhari with his dementia and long term memory loss plus ear and throat problems including severe degenerative disease and fulanicrapism must have forgotten that something like this ever happened.

lol. hehehehe

Lol boss. No vex

yanabasee1:
Grow a brain if you don't have one.... Never mention that name on my mentions again....

habsydiamond:
If this is another name for our government I will better call it promise and fail...

Buhari cause this

yanabasee1:
Good one....

good one from Buhari?

Aidejay:
"It is very appalling how Nigeria forgets her past heroes so easily."

how buhari or how Nigeria

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There are great Nigerian heroes who the Nigerian government nor Nigerians don't remember anymore, but when they die, that's when people will know about them. Now they are alive, no one will talk about them at all. Nigeria doesn't celebrate its past heroes at all, and this is one of the problems we have in this country. A man known as Isaac Chinagorom represented Nigeria in a dancing competition in England many years ago.
According to Isaac, he said he was around 16 years when he represented Nigeria to dance amongst other countries of the world in 1984. He said the contestants in the competition were 600 in number. President Buhari was the head of state at that time. Buhari called him in the Army Barracks and told him to put his head up and represent Nigeria very well.
Buhari encouraged him, advised him, and told him to go, when he comes back, he would be given a house and a good job to do. He went to the competition in London and got the third position amongst 600 contestants all over the world. He was given an award which is still with him to date. He came back to Nigeria with joy all over his face, but the promises Buhari gave him were not accomplished.
His promises weren't accomplished because another head of state took over from Buhari when he came back. So Buhari was no more in power, that's how he was forgotten till today. Even the trophy that was given to him is still with him. No one cared to know about his whereabouts, even people from his state and community. It is very appalling how Nigeria forgets her past heroes so easily.
Issac said he's taught all his children how to dance, including his wife. Everyone in his family knows how to dance very well. He's worked with several Nollywood actors like Mr. Ibu and others. He said when Buhari became the president of Nigeria in 2015, he was expecting him to compensate him, but he never did that. Please like, share, and follow me up.
Source: https://m.facebook.com/BBCnewsIgbo/videos/561229471726018/?refsrc=deprecated&_rdr
Lalasticla
Seun

Batam:
When you know you are enjoying in your village with your village people with big farm why did you decide to come to Lagos?
You said you have big farm and you cannot finance your schooling and you are claiming that you are enjoying.
Is it only truck driving work that is in Lagos?
This ya story has k-legs

Oga when you are reading try to comprehend and understand. Op said when he finished secondary school. Definitely it's not a recent incident.
Person way dey see enough cash weti him wan go do for school again? Us way go school finish wetin we gain?

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armadeo:
I said I found it hard to believe and made my comparison with trucks for hire from my experience and he is still there foaming at the mouth. I explicitly said I don't know what happens in private companies that own trucks its among hire service I referred to and the dunce still cannot get it into his head.

Maybe he believes that every truck on the road belongs to a company.

If its true fine if its a lie fine. It doesn't affect me either way.

ABI na? We move on bro

Baba be calming down. Allow the young man be na. Of course you don't expect everyone to believe your story, even if everybody do that won't change the situation. The best you can so far is to give some advice from your experience of which I believe you have already done. Stop persuading people to believe your ordeal. Welldone op. Your experience was worth sharing.

Juliusmomoh:
Will you shut-up your dirty satanic mouth and get something into your potato head..

Don't let me track you out.

Say what you don't know just for comment sake.

armadeo:
It's your own soul that is drowning that's why you lack the oxygen for your brain to comprehend.

Read what I wrote up again. I said the salary may be even less about 30k but I know they get paid per trip and it is among trucks and trailers for daily hire not company owned vehicles.

lol. This one pain Baba. Hehehe a drowning soul. This was to harsh for him na @op

BonPatrick:
Good day guys please I want to share an issue. There is this girl I met in CEDR class from there we started getting along and she even cook for me but in her lodge then I came and collect the food. I gave her money foe the food. So after a week i told her I want us to go into Relationship, she got Angry saying that she dont want that the previous guys say same things but try to sleep with her. I told her to give me chance she said no. So we started getting along as friend i came to her lodge and have some chat with her. But she wants me to buy ice cream for her, the other day she said I should buy her meshy and hollandia yoghourt I was shock. And from my observation when she calls she doesn't even ask if I have eaten how my day was, at least to show she cares. A friend of mine told me to quit her. She is 27 and am 29. What do you guys think.
I use because of her the 400 I was planning to use for two days I ate only okpa 100 and spent 300 for her to be happy

CEDR opka this one must be a unn student

temitope27:
This is one of the things this politicians don't want poverty to leave the land, so that they can control our mind

Or

valentineuwakwe:
And you accepted and join the stupid protest?
Thunder fire you there!

better one