₦airaland Forum

Can anybody just walk up to a VVIP and say 'I wanna interview him/her'

Some dummies sha... shey una be Christine amanpour?

Acidosis:
I don't care bro.. She's just a random girl that found her way to Instagram.

You're smart bruv.

Just look at how she's dressed in public?

Smh 4 civilization

gabazin080:
thats change for us.

they promised us change and we didnt even bother to ask the kinda change

Even in a buoyant economy, franchises fold up.

If KFC couldn't compete favourably it's not due to the recession... even mr biggs as at 2010 really a took a hit due to low patronage (it was perceived as an old school coy)

Blame the company mngt, like the report states other fast food chains are 'expanding' operations.

You also read where it's clearly stated they'll keep running outlets at shopping malls...shows u d direction the coy is headed.

Topestbilly:
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Nairaland benefiters, congrats!

You ladies should better follow her footstep, if you like keep ignoring pm's but true true werey guys plenty here

Most ladies here don't ignore pm's

Don't confuse things, the popular school children active in romance sections are the ones who gave ya'll such impression.

Probably alcohol poisoning

omenkaLives:
No yawa. That is how we want it, so it would be Southern Nigeria's birthright from '23 to '31.

This is why despite his handicap, some people desire to see Baba's face in that office all through to '23, because should someone else take over from him in '19, with the greed of the typical Nigerian politician, he wouldnt wanna run just a single term and with that, we might be looking at power returning down South '27 at the earliest.

So, call it a birthright whatsoever, we dont bloody care, but for the sake of political stability, it should become the birthright of Southerners from '23 to '31.

You're wise bro.

Most Nigerians don't even know how complex Australia, canada, belgium (to name a few) political system is organised to ensure each section is happy.

Let us have an 8 year revolving presidency north-south #simple #case closed

That's one of the reasons I hate jonathan.

slimany:
I was buying fruits at the junction while waiting for change I saw an elderly woman with a little child. The child was walking a bit faster than the woman and the woman shouted, "Degree! Wait for me!" I was so amazed hearing that name. So to satisfy my curiousity, I walked closer to the woman and asked, "Grand Ma, why do you call this child Degree?" The woman laughed and said, "I sent her mother to the University and this is what she brought home..."

LMAO...this shii kray

madridguy:
I shake my head when I see people mixing different types of substances together all the name of highness without having knowledge about the chemical reactions.

Most human inventions came this way

AgreatMan:
So there was railway in 1963 with no oil n government always struggle with this? We need to be recolonized.

Issokay.

Palm oil, cocoa, cotton and groundnut built those rails.


And one idiot will say africans aren't inferior to the Caucasians

Oyind17:
Good to know

I pity those wey dey drink well and stream water

And they pity you!!! Since your body is used to pristine quality water...

if you ever find yourself in a situation where u gotta drink well or stream water, you're finished!

You must have skipped biology class

This is sooo unsafe...sooo unsafe

Do u. Guys now see why 2face backed out?

Nigeria is fast becoming a farce, pls read an excerpt from this idiot's statement:

Today Audu has been picked up by law enforcement agents over his advocacy about the killings in #SouthernKaduna and he is presently being held in custody.

Is this why he was arrested? Fool

the victim na mumu.

God forgives, i don't

nobsalis:
your head is there.... U can't try shii like dis in d land of Putin.

Lol I love that putin guy shaaa (no Homo) , straight to the point man, firm and decisive no dilly dallying.





Checked out your profile and i'm like...

justjify:
Fvck Nigeria Police. This is so unprofessional of them. What did they do when Vanguard Erroneously published a story about Pastor Oyedepo? After the management og Vanguard newspaper apologised, did the police round up the management of Vanguard newspaper?

https://www.nairaland.com/3576319/vanguard-newspaper-apologises-bishop-oyedepo

Did winners chapel press charges?? That's a seperate issue, a civil issue... this on the other hand is very very serious.

Infact audu is very lucky it didn't spark a crisis, else he could even be tried at ICC

To me that vanguard building should be locked up and the firm liquidated.

Then the owners arrested, almost everything they reel out is fake news

Rapsowdee01:
.Nigeria Journalist whenever they see a news that'll help them sell...

Imagine people are calling for his 'immediate release'

This country is finished sha, sentiments have taken over.

And to me those newspapers should be slammed a HUGE FINE, true journalism is dead in nigeria

Athiest In Kenya (AIK) WHAT SORTA RUBBISH?


Africans wan turn atheism to religion sha? Lols

ATHEIST'S DO NOT GATHER! WE'RE NOT A RELIGION.

ITS AN IDEAL NOT AN IDEOLOGY

unclezuma:
https://i.imgur.com/T0V1etq.gif

Man 1: That man's dead...
Man 2: No he's not he's worse than that, he's brain's gone.

Free Wizzy Album.

*korrect guy

You're saying you no longer comfortable being part of Nigeria... @ a press conference in LAGOS, NIGERIA not IN south east/south south states that you claim are part of biafra??


Who cursed these ohaneze guys ehn?

A true born igbo man here in lag was explaining to me why like most economically sound igbos can't support biafra is it trades the known for the unknown.

And dummies here don't know that once nigeria breaks up... a new country is formed.

The land REVERTS TO THE NEW COUNTRIES FEDERAL N STATE GOVT.

So why not jejely start divesting to igbo states?
Why not jejely build up the east?

So when independence comes ya'll don't turn to real ZOO

If nigeria and nigerians can endure for 8years the total assault on corruption...

Then you guys will see paradise.



This recession is corruption fighting back, question is Do we cheer buhari ON, or remove him as soon as possible and return to the old ways?


Cos believe me, the houses I recently saw ehn, in foreign countries NOBODY CAN BUILD THEM WITHOUT BANK LOAN (MORTGAGE FINANCING)

But if efcc knocks at their gates I guarantee you will not see ONE built via loans...

AngelicBeing:
It seems that axis is not very safe now

Very very unsafe...

Seriously wonder what the state government is doing concerning that axis cos it's worsening

godfatherx:
Thought they kidnap only people in jeeps

You haven't seen nothing, things are really happening in that ikorodu

afamaustin:
dat time u smoke weed and ur brain disapoint u

Naxo my gateman jonze go commot edo go delta for close to to 3weeks


When e get himself back he used same legs to return.


Igbo no good o

Na igbo cause this one na

How many stories on this case will come out?

First he claimed he charmed her using a charm babalawo gave him

Now another story

carzola:
He died like a tiny rat that fell inside
Hot oil.. Good for him.. Young children
Wouldn't yield to the warnings of their
Parents.. Shun cultism do more productive
Things.. Look at the little boy now..and one fool is saying people go die follow you.... This is what happens when a state governor uses the money meant for education to sponsor a suck mans election and to Marry a white woman .. God would visit all the government officials for making this generation wayward.

Very ignorant statement...

Arsenalholic:
...This government truly need help!

They just wake up from their stupor and strat pulling "policies" out of their butt crack all in the name of we are "working"

You want to stop something like that, have you sensitized the public? No.

Majority of the people who do this sim registrations in the open, are Nigerians who do not read the newspapers or even visit online news portals...

So how will they know something like this is going on?

And then you want to collect 5million from them for "flouting" the order... Oga, you must be very mad! If they had 5m do you think they will still be in this country raining down curses on you people everyday?

Abeg make una swerve

Is it FG's job to sensitise the citizens?? Or the operators??

I can bet my house fayose is your mentor

Too many people here are narrow-minded... maybe cos of poverty

QuietHammer:
Lol. I know that feeling.

Anyway, I don't think she would die if she fell as there is water below.

Depends on how she fell into the water...

Even in home pools:

* going head first into the swimming pool? ...the persons neck could actually break, leading to death

* Landing flat (facing the water?) or on your back?
...the person could end up paralysed inside water o...leading to death


Now imagine from that height she took the shot?? That's x1000 the impact.


*tho it's worth noting like you said, na water dey there not hard concrete...but still it was frigging dangerous...oyibo sha*

LastProphet:
it is shallow thinking like yours that assumes only toto is what is scarce, if u think men like sex more than ladies then sorry for your ignorance

See who's talking about ignorance?

You're a perfect example of irredeemably dull people too dull to know how dull they actually are.

Did u even go to school at all? Ladies love sex more than men??
Is that the premise upon which I based my forecast?

So when a guy picks a prostitute and starts rifling her doesn't he know she's also enjoying it?
Yet he gotta pay! Why?

Your post shows you don't know the answer to this simple question.

Also I made a comment in relation to a particular subject matter and you're yarning me about shallow thinking?
You actually need a new brain, honestly speaking.

Don't ever in your life quote me again you illiterate.