Blacksnowz:
Ta!

I was among d ppl shouting catch am...bring am come here..lol

Blacksnowz:
I was in the saloon with 6 ladies surrounding me fixing my hair and suddenly I burst out in laughter.

Because for totally no reason at all I had to remember when I was 6/7yrs and my mum took me to the hospital cos I was ill and refused to eat. While at the lobby, she bought me chips I gladly accepted believing if I didn't I would be given the Injection!

I never knew even at that point if I had eaten all the food in the world it still wouldn't stop my fated traumatising ordeal.

My name was called, we went to see the doctor, I put up the best performance ever to convince all I was fine. Then the nice doctor (who I remember was devilishly handsome by the way) wrote something down and we exited unknown to me, to the INJECTION ROOM!

Then the nerve racking jittering started. The fat old Ugly nurse (sorry) wasn't helping issues as she was flexing the injection which somehow looked unusually long to me at that moment. Chai.

Beads of sweat, I had dumped the chips cos I felt betrayed by the world! Then the words "oya pull e pant " were uttered by the nurse. I knew it was over but I wasn't gonna give in so easily. As my mum pulled my pants, I took off with the pants hanging on my knee. Running towards sanity and my dignity. The door out of the hospital.

Foot steps behind me grew louder then I realised this was becoming a heated chase. Shouts of "hold am", "Catch am" resounded in my ears when my thumping heart allowed me hear. Out of the corner of my eyes I saw a woman with hands ajar staring at me strangely saying "which kind pikin be this?". (Let me tell you the type of pikin, this is a pikin that doesn't want a 2inches strangely looking like a 9inches syringe buried in her Tooha! A pikin running for survival, that's the type of pikin).

Suddenly, the worse happened, I tripped on my pant, fell and was capture by the enemies.
Security was beefed up in the injection room by now, men! Men! Were there! Seeing me pant less! ( I believe that pant was deposited in the historical archives of that hospital cos I never saw it again).

4 men( I might be exaggerating of course) grabbed my legs and hands as I would not lay still. I was hanging like a trampoline in the air. My Tooha spread and open for the world to see! The injection came, with the exaggerated blinding pain that surged through my body I started screaming "I be goat? Mummy I be goat? "

Hahhahahahahahahhahahaha. The nurse could hardly contain her ugly laughter! Laughing at the predicament of a harmless child! She would have been used already to burying 9inches syringes in her Tooha but not me. *winks.

Soon it all ended, my mum praising me on how I handled myself well. All I could think of was getting my revenge as we walked of the hospital me pantless.

That was how I shit on her dress on our way home. Sweet revenge. Sweeeeeeet revenge!!

*sinister villain laughter* Muahahahahahahhahahhahahha

oya pull ur pant nw..lolz

for those who have ears.....chanji has come ooo.

TPAND:
Why am I in so much doubt Nigerian soliders are not killing innocent civilians and paint them in the media as Boko Haram insurgents.

Don't blame me... Even Thomas doubted Jesus resurrection

keep doubting u hear... d Nigeria army under dis present administration is different from the past administration or could it be dat u r not happy with the victory?

kudos to our brave men n women of d Nigeria armed forces.

infact been a British citizen is part of d reason u r been persecuted. ..u enta our country (zoo) without a passport. .. is dat how thr do in Britain? u neva see anything mr albino rat.

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he is just been factual... and that's d truth cos he nailed it

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this guy is from akaibom state n a Christian. ..so far and I know dat nobody will attach his crime to his religion or his tribe but the moment we see a name like 'musa, sani, shehu, etc or state of origin kano, katsina, sokoto etc' ppl will start putting blames on islam as a religion n calling hausa ppl names.. whereas d culprit should be blame directly irrespective of tribe or religion affiliation. ... let's change our views on how we address issues. . RIP to d dead child n may d full weight of the law hit dis old man by hanging.

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please is there no position in kano?

making reference to the present case of the teenage bayelsa gal that eloped or rather abducted, absconded or even kidnapped according to some reports.
that the emir of kano is to blame instead of d police and the family of the yunusa..

school kids were kidnapped in lagos lately and the oba is yet to make a statement or even direct d police to rescue d skul gals, since some oversabi ppl said kidnapped cases are brought to the traditional rulers first before he will instruct d police on wat to do.

it's not d governors duty to speak anymore oo.... let's wait for the oba of lagos to give orders to the police commissioner to rescue the gals....


making reference to emir sanusi of kano and ese/yunusa's case...
*wink* it's not d governors duty to speak anymore oo.... let's wait for the oba of lagos to give orders to the police commissioner to rescue the gals....


making reference to emir sanusi of kano and ese/yunusa's case...
*wink*

olafum1:


You be mumu o, in how many kidnapping case like that had the police came up to say their rescue mission is dependent on the traditional ruler? So your fish brain saw the hypnotizism and abduction of the young lady as absconding? I'm sorry, I can't reason at your bigotted, callous and clownish level..

u wey get sense.... explain d meaning of kidnapping and relate it to this situation.

Amokwe:


Why didn't Sanusi order the arrest of Yunusa aka 'Yellow', Sanusi has directly or indirectly had endorsed his action

enlighten me pls... does dat mean dat before the police carry out arrest in any crime, d traditional ruler must order it? pls enlighten me with facts and proof e.g whr it is stated in d law of Nigeria. .. am not arguing but I want to learn.

MsGlobalwonder:
my dear, in a saner clime, the girl won't have even stayed 24hrs in kano after the parents have reported. But in the north, the emirate supercede other authorities because dey have direct access to deir subjects. IG of police said they wait for oga emir to give a go-ahead to release the girl. Basically just doing merry-go-round. They didn't know it will go this viral to expose the atrocities commited in the palace. Smh!

say only what u knw...and stop spewing trash....which Emirates supercedes other authorities. ...whr u even come frm self?


are u in kano in d first place?

MsGlobalwonder:
hey dumbo! For the umpteenth time, a minor can't have a lover!!! Get that into your thick skull. I had to list the "benefits" for you to see, since obviously you can't comprehend why a minor is abducted, converted and married against her and her parent's wishes. Plsss. Lover koor, movers ni. Smh!

fear God and tell d world wen u had ur first lover...13 -14yrs am sure and probably lost ur virginity at 15yrs old and here u r telling me minors don't have lovers. .... it's only in d books dat minors don't have lovers but in reality there is nothing like dat.... keep sentiments aside and think wit ur head and not ur tits..... answer these questions:
who abducted ese?
who converted her?
who married her?
who joined the union?
then find ese and she will give u d answers cos u r not thinking wit ur brains.

dominique:


Thank you o. The father himself said this



Was Sanusi supposed to personally go and collect Ese from her abductors? He has already given orders and they were not acted upon. I Blame the security operatives for stalling on the case, it was the social media pressure that got them to do what they should have done six months ago.

sanusi is not even the father of yunusa oo....yunusa's father should have reported d case immediately his son brought a gal home.... here nobody is talking about yunusa's father rather calling d emir of kano that have no direct link with d gal or yunusa....

MsGlobalwonder:
Benefits: Rape
BDMS kind of sex
Torture
Brainwashing /prepping for suicide mission
Conversion to Islam
Change of name
Etc

listen to urself..... even a sensible primary two pupil will not think or respond d way u just did... if that's d case all kidnapped cases in dis country, the traditional ruler of d location should be blame if the police fail to do their job hmm? First and foremost a well brought up child will never abscond wit her lover and if that happens who will u blame?

what benefit of the girl in kano is to sanusi that will make him wanna keep her in kano? The police is to blame in this situation first, her parents next before any other person.... in this present day that the Internet is every body's tool to shout..... I didn't hear abt this story all this while until recently...so we should tailor our blame to d appropriate person (s), finally thank God she is with her parents.

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painful indeed...... just go ahead with d plans but try not to involve too much cash...on d wedding day u should grab d mic and explain to the church dis same story on how ur would be wife messed up or rather u can decide not to show up on d wedding day while u call ur pastor n explain the reason behind ur absence and tell him to call off d wedding. ...that will be a good payback. .... bro u have to hit her whr it hurts d most. ..do not marry that woman... I repeat DO NOT MARRY HER IF U WANT TO LIVE LONG!!!!

Allahu Akbar.... PMB is a honourable man.

I dey wait for my 1000 ooo... I no dash FG

pretydiva:
so if she was ur sister,u will give her dis ur advice..smh

yes. ..it's a good advice. .. moreover if ur bf tells u he is 100% faithful tell him I said he is only faithful cos u r yet to catch him.

my dear go ahead with ur introduction. ..... hardly will u find a man that doesn't have flings with other babes before marriage. ... he may change totally from that lifestyle after marriage but for now u have to be wise cos u ll be at d receiving end...

I don't think u wanna knw the fact. ... if u think the economy is worse now then if Gejnhad won there will be no entity called Nigeria again....

tuface is a learner... This is the real badoo.


baby factory owners in d east will pay heavily for a guy like this oo...lol

carl2:
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am sorry bro..calabar ain't breeders but rather eaters of dog.... lol

he is been sincere to u and I concur to his ideology of faithfulness in a relationship is just noise making. ...God Almighty never in any case f His books recognises committed relationship without or before marriage... Both of u are doing d wrong thing for now....only in marriage when he cheats he alone will be doing d wrong thing. ... its a word for the wise... don't give urself headache over wat he told u but rather wait until both of u r married then u will use his words of today against him tomorrow. ..

my opinion though.

jayriginal:


He is not a prisoner.

Have you secured his conviction?

stay there and be deceiving urself.... why did d judge asked he should be remanded at kuje prison? anybody in prison is a prisoner abi is prison a place for motherless people?

let's us differentiate the yam eaters from others. ...metuh is a prisoner so it doesn't matter if he is been kept with thieves or murderers. ...After all he is not better than capital criminals or murderers.

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I have read a lot of books in my lifetime, watched TV programs and engaged in other literary activities. In the course of doing these, I have come across lots of mistakes either in spelling, grammar or construction in the English used. But never have I seen any mistake in the Holy book, the Bible. I mean the proper bibles o. Awesome God.

Has anyone seen any?

If yes please answer with proof.

God bless us all.

chairman abeg which one be d proper Bible? do we
have improper bibles? if yes then name them along
with d proper one.

I mean the proper bibles o. Awesome God.

Has anyone seen any?

If yes please answer with proof.

God bless us all. [/quote]


chairman abeg which one be d proper Bible? do we have improper bibles? if yes then name them along with d proper one.