₦airaland Forum

cyberdurable:
seems u are nnamdiphobic , blame nnamdi too if ur papa no gv u food ds nyt...anu mpama

Udo Chukwu diri gi nna'm

Chulex:
It was school day as usual and he was taking the kid to school. We all know how some kids find going to school every morning as hell and cry vehemently in protest.

So that was how this boy was crying the morning he about to be taken to school. The Father carried the little boy and put him in the back seat and shut the door.

Unfortunately the door caught the boy's hand and his crying increased. The father didn't bother to look back as his crying was habitual. He drove for over five minutes only for him to look back and find the boy and the car filled with blood.

His hand was badly damaged with his tender bones crushed too. Hearing the story gave me goosebumps. I pray he heals fast. It's good we pay detailed attention to our kids.

Very sad, no matter how naughty our children are we should try as much as possible to comfort them

Dear wike we have won Rivers State now its time for action n not exchange of words leave dat to daddy Lying Liar Moh'd

I judge no one let God be d judge

samuelchimmy:
Hmmm,nice writeup,
lalasticlala fp please so many people need to see this.

I am even confused, all dis Nigeria-americana self, I love simple write up with simple english not all dis junky and ass whipping write up. Try to keep it simple Op and also mix it with our local language too

zinachidi:
SMH... what happened to human rights?

Not every human has right o, those two are going against d Nigerian constitution loke Nnamdi Kanu so they should be arrested

ChappyChase:
But I no lie naw?

U no lie at all but I want u to be like ZIK, he wants and believes in 1 Nigeria

Adminisher:
The best leader Nigeria ever had.

To me d best Military Leader should have bin Sir Aguyi Ironsi, his actions spoke for one Nigeria

ChappyChase:
I think say na only me dey think go that direction oo....

Lolz ur 3 Nigeria got me lafing

Things no better dis people no wan hear sef, just d produce children anyhow

MISSNORA:
Victor Umeh is the winner then!

If dat is what my baby wants am good too

Marriage is honourable but adulterers God will judge. Its one man, one woman till death do u part

MissNora

A Lady leading d delegation? Women will one day rule d World, no, no, not yet but dia time will come and then lalaisticala will be in d kitchen

Adaure4ever:
I love this governor, he is performing@his state.

Nice signature, if not 4 MissNora eh, anyway all d best, have a nice val dear

My State, My Governor, My People

Let edo people decide for themselves. D one wey d vex me pass na d one of Nasarawa state

He is young and looks like he will deliver but PMB should stop dis tribal hate for God's sake. Little wonder its moving down even on Nairaland

They can't stop eating meat o. Vegetables? When indomie and spag full everywhere. I keep asking myself how many ladies can cook without cubes and spices.

duchess25:
anokwa m anambra.

I ra pu'm na north ebe afu fu ukwa juru

FastShipping:
No more Hijab. They are hiding explosives underneath Hijab. Ban that thing or else....

My brother I don tire 4 dis people. Hundreds r killed everyday and yet dis muslims keep defending d wearing of hijab? Na yeye d smell o

MISSNORA:
hello dear

Baby I don't understand dis

My State is representing

Adaezeagu:
you can be my phyno

IF only u want me to

Adaezeagu:
Mrsphyno come and see ooo

Miss Adazeagu where is ur own phyno

bigerboy200:
Nothing works in 9ja...Fvked up country..They can't organise a decent website and reg process,despite d 3000 naira they r already collecting from thousands of propective corp members...

My dear e tire me too

Sijo01:
Mobilization and call up process is getting harder by the day.

Men I tot d internet makes things beta, maybe they should go back to manual means

mankan2k7:
Have u blamed Jonathan today?

hahahahahaha chai! I don die o

Brandnew2:
Okay, we've heard you.

What happens after Valentine is even more important to us.

November is believed to record the highest number of births in recent times so we do not mind making such sacrifices you have requested for as long as we get the Coochie then we'll be fine.

Hopefully, in nine months you will give us a bunch of babies. If you are not ready for that, then we still have a free pass to the Coochie.

I bet this is a worthy arrangement and we are absolutely ready to bare the cost/investment towards infinitesimal joy in the bedroom and hopefully, this applies to other aspects of our lives.

It will be a win win situation and everyone is happy.

Signed.
By Brandnew2
@GidiLink
On behalf of frustrated Nigerian men.

Hahahahahahahahahaha falls from 3 storey building yet lafin, hahahahahahahaha

HoldenCaulfield:
Very igbotic

I am Igbo whether Igbotic or Yorubatic, I don't support people giving Nigeria a bad name abroad, they should be deported, nonsense

sweetgala:
He has said what is factual. On NL here we have witnessed the defence of the indefensible.

If those individuals were named Okafor, Okoro or Okon, the wailers and the self imposed 5 Percenters would be shouting

And u think those 5% or d Okoro's and Okons aint factual? Guy bone dis nonsense and move on

VampireeM:
$

wrt the bold statement above, Call their names COWARD

Nice one dear.