I will luv to Meet my Family and my Woman and Her Mom Only. Less i 4get my PS3 and Tablets cum with me...

Doggy Style
Dog:, Y do u Guys always hide wen Making Love?,
Cat: So that the human wouldn’t steal our Style jst as dey have doggy style now

Akpos And Okon
After an Exam akpos came out and try to fight okon, den other student came to fyn out wat was the problem, Akpos told the crowd that Okon copied him in the exam hall… Okon said he did not, bt Akpos keep saying dat Okon Copied hm, and he was mad. Okon den told the crowd that he did nt copy Akpos cus hm he submitted a blank sheet then Akpos was furious and said, that was exactly wat he Did

that Maid most be an Akwa Ibomite

the Secret in goal scoring by Torres
ur best Beauty Cream By OBJ
Hw to live in peace wit southern By Boko Haram
the best Strategy on Hw to win trophy by Wenger

yo Mama so Ugly she went for most ugly women on earth she was disqualified ;Dyo Mama so Ugly she went for most ugly women on earth she was disqualified

When i was in de north, NuNu Milk with Beans n Bread, End product 4Hrs of sleep,

Bt dwn here in De south, Indomie + Fry Egg + Bread den Flushed it with Pepsi 50cl

Mynd_44: Why are you blaming the girl? The guy presented himself as an ATM machine to the girl and she is using the opportunity

we all kn wat happens wen an Atm doesn’t pay, we luk for de nearest payable one, my guy de Bible say we should flee frm such evil, dat gul is evil

IS not a big Lost is a Mighty Lost n A Big gain for Cfc,

:oBrother to Much of evry tin is nt Gud, Try n Stp sexing ur wife Evry tym n let her wear sexy clothes  

nairaland, wen dere is no light,, if i see light demmmmm My Tv set + Game LOL