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OBJ is Mr Endowed

dude! somehow your mama is right. you must have been sending some signals back home thus she (mama) paid you a surprise visit.

your girl should not take it as a humiliation, its one of those things she will appreciate in future.

as for you dude, remove that rubbish of asking your mum not to visit from your mind. it is a favour she did both of you.

lastly, ask your girl to focus on her education and future more rather than coming around for a five-day weekend.

^^word!

Dyt:
Use juju on him,he ll run after u lyk bee n honey

see them evil people sorry for replyin b4 u use it on me.

@cutier, u r ripe! my simple advice, don't fall off the mother tree. remember the best fruits are always plucked not picked.

you are the bomb queeneve.

seriously, both of you make a great team.

i think amnesty programme is what everybody wants; oya let's go nap someone.

[quote author=MR Money £ link=topic=523035.msg6851349#msg6851349 date=1285863835]Patience looks like Mrs Obama house help  cu m babysitter   [/quote]big fat lie

[quote author=.190. link=topic=522960.msg6850420#msg6850420 date=1285854342]TRUE MEN NEVER SHOW THEIR REAL XTERISTICS TO THEIR WOMEN

ELSE THESE WOMEN TAKE THEM FOR A RIDE,I MEANT ROLLER COASTER~[/quote]welcome!

@op

why do you think your definition is the generally acceptable?

i wonder if you have ever done SWOT analysis. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SWOT_analysis

is Mrs Jonathan kneeling down?

ifyalways:
So those kids are Yet to be released?Very sad.
Aba's Problem did not start today.From way back,it has always been Ndi Maf(Osusu boys etc) to Ndi akpo obi(ulo elu,ngwa road,clifford road,Milverton)girls were abducted on the streets in broad daylight and no-one dares talk.
The Politicians,biz men used same tugs and evil perpetrators as thugs and protected from Jungle justice(Bakasi boys).A known Mafia and Killer named Escapee is still wining and dinning with the power brokers In Umuahia and collecting taxes from Okadas at Aba inspite of all the evil he did.Slangs like "if u bend down,u see Aba" was used freely by the residents to show their city's supremacy over others.Ngwanu,e don Happen !
One day,However,all those killers and ppl financing and supporting them wud meet their doom and it wont be very long.The blood of the innocent cries.

exact description of Aba. these thugs even oppressed beyond borders prior to 1999; they terrorised PH thugs as well.

now where is ruff coin and his NWA ABA song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHfcKCTIB64&feature=related

my Aba friends, nna biko bianu kaa unu mezie nsogbu unu o!

@poster

yes, you'll bear very short children.

9 - 5 = 4.

solution: go for adoption.

else, i hope you wont produce a family of Willows.

mehn! i am amazed by this. these guys are really e-diots.

personally, i find it had to roll w/ a girl 5 years younger not to talk of babies (6/7 years old)

guys, dont make this thread tribal.

nikkykay:
Has your babe (on NI) slept with her boss?
Sorry about that if it is true.
Cos i wonder y u asked this Q

excellent!

dude please dont finish us here o!

grab some very physical medical condition in order to have your way as well

[quote author=--190-- link=topic=520449.msg6826174#msg6826174 date=1285528143] [/quote]seriously 190, u need to assist with time travel here - 25th century

MRbrownJAY:
what are all the people here talking about?! including her in the convo?!?!?!?!?!
cant men have friendly discussion about stuff that has absolutely nothing to do with ones gf? cant a man have a discussion with a childhood friend without having his low self-esteem gf coming and disturbing them with BS?!

POSTER, you did what most normal men with balls would have done, get rid of the lady to stop this stoopid argument that was getting ugly (we all know how impossible it is to shut a woman up and how it can easily turn to physical violence).

your lady is insecure, doesnt trust you (probably childish too) and SHE needs to deal with her problems. . . . . . .  in no way should you change YOUR life to adapt to people inabilities to act right around company.so what if another lady wants you?! aint you a good looking man? does she expect you to suddenly turn ugly because she is NOW dating you?! DUH!

GBAMGBAM - on point

One thing I have come to notice is that girls tend to be over protective even from male friends as well, business time, academic time etc; they want absolute attention. phew!

this can very embarrassing .

once a friend was down with malaria and semi-conscious; while lying on the couch his JT+balls where point south - hanging like a plumb-line.

Dame! his ex-girl came to the rescue.

anything goes

[size=38pt]RUNAWAY![/size]
that's my simple advice

u don old guy.

one day, one day, one day. rat wey dey thief go jam pussycat for house.

afam4eva:
Maybe you can quote where i made the assertion that these countries have the same history. i'm simply saying that they're way of life, language, accen are too identical.

let me indulge you in my own dream. i think the whole of ECOWAS and the central African countries should merge and become one country. we play similar football, also best football exports from Africa. our leadership has being constantly bleeped by corruption, military coups and colonial masters. [s]we all belong to the same family language group(i might be wrong in this one). Igbo people have communities in these countries, at least we will take over the world in that union (thinking like little Hitler)[/s] . we share same west coast of africa, the main ports for slavery during the slavery days. the entire civilised world has being milking us jointly and separately without our knowing - petroleum, other solid and fluid resources, human resources (intelligent and physical people).

If only, this union is formed -  ECOWAS, Cameroun, CAR, Eq Guinea, S&P (that small island where OBJ wanted to demonstrate Naija powers), etc merge together to form a formidable economic force that to counter-balance the EU, American and Asian economies.

reader beware: Some of these thoughts is just for stimulation of the mind.

dude i believe that you do not know history or you want to reconstruct the world using ur fantasies.

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