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Salewa97:
The price of petrol in Nigeria is still one of the lowest in the world.

The only difference is that we are not subsidizing it for now which is not a bad thing.

The money that would have been used for subsidy is being channeled into infrastructure development

GeneralOjukwu:
The guy na Dem Dem Bia-Chest-Beta.

They hide under their beds every Monday 🛌 because a fellow man farted continents away.

They run away in their wives skirts at first sign of trouble.

This woman is flogging him for borrowing her skirt

CodeTemplar:
That means if you could plant 1000 tubers somewhere, you are looking at N4,000,000 in revenue and maybe 75% of that as profit. 10,000 tubers and it is times ten of that.

Philipponzaghi:
Nonsense post.

Titus Sardine price is just a reflection of global trends, not solely Tinubu's doing. Let’s focus on the bigger picture and support our leaders instead of spreading negativity.

overall90:
Which one is yoruba party!
They want introduce tribalism to uk election.lol

lamboloosta:


Noted but please I don't understand the Ruling of Lagos part for the Children.

lamboloosta:
So there's this Lady I met on Tinder, she's a mix of Delta & Akwa Ibom so I call her a Cross Breed lol but she was born and raised in Lagos.

She's so pretty and has almost all the qualities I hope to see in a partner.

She speaks Yoruba so well even better than her own Language and I find it so cool because I'm also a Yoruba Guy born and raised in Lagos.

Sometimes she says she's Delta Yoruba lol

We connected so well from Day 1 and we still do up to this moment.

She's a very good cook esp when it comes to all these Calabar Delicacies. Chai me wey like food.

I know Igbo People have most of the best Dishes compared to we Yoruba's but she's a Mixed Breed lol. Delta/Akwa Ibom.

My question is are there people here who got married to other tribes, what your experience like?

Also I used to think Deltans are not Igbo like the Anambra, Enugu & the likes. I used to see Deltans as part of the Edo Benin tribe.

Honestly I'm not a fan of Tribal Bigotry but you know some of our parents are still deluded with the mentality of marrying from one own tribe.

She told me she don't have any issues getting married to a Yoruba Guy, I don't either and even if no one has done that before in my family, I'm proud to be the first provided my parents esp my Mom likes her.

Is there anyone here who's married to a Delta Woman?

What's it like esp with your In-laws and all.?

Are they welcoming and accommodating?

Please I'd appreciate your subtle contribution to this.

Uche7779:
Nairalanders,

As I await my night bus to fill up for my journey to Lagos, I am filled with lots of emotions.

A few mins ago, i just got a call that needed me to be in Lagos tomorrow morning for a period of 6 months and it's for good.

However, I left behind my best friends, my twin girls 3years, my first daughter 6 and my son 8 and my wife. Didn't even see them to huddle them, cos they were still in school.

Guys, Tell me whatever you can. Honestly, I am broken. Have never stayed away from family this long ever before.

Thank You all..

Mariangeles:


Is there such a junction called that for real? 😀

KosiGee:


Enugu okpa is good and tasty but have you been to Ekwulobia??

Go to Ekwulobia park or Eke Ekwulobia and eat Ntucha aka okpa aka Okpa ntucha.

emmy512:
There's a reason I don't use the word okpa,

I say enugu okpa, ikom okpa , if it's not done properly by an igbo woman I don't eat it,

Okpa is wonderful and yeah compared to moi moi I love it.

But nit everyone can prepare okpa or is qualified to.
Anyone who says it's bland has not had the opportunity to eat enugu okpa,

When I first ate okpa in CBQ it was the last time

izzou:


Burst into flames?

I can bet that the vehicle was carrying gallons of fuel, because of the scarcity.

What a horrible way to die!

thesicilian:
You didn't mention Biafra. I hear the Jews even originated from there

seunmsg:
After the silly stunt pulled by Senator Ningi and some divisive element in the north, it is good to see southern senators come together to counter the unnecessary and divisive move by some of these disgruntled elements to impeach Senator Akpabio.

This is a bipartisan multi-partisan forum of all senators from the south. APC, PDP and LP. Every politics is local so everyone from the same locality must always come together irrespective of party differences when their collective interest is attacked. Kudos to them all.

Kennyswag:
there is no breaker attached to the meter

Kennyswag:
Please help my prepaid meter is tripping off and on.

What could be the problem?

Is there any code i can dial?

It is an Actaris ace 9000 SP meter

Mods please take to fp

Stephench:
This is a complete lie. Bypassing is not as easy they made it seem. The consequences of being caught is very high even their staff don't want to get involved no matter how much they'll get paid.

AkporsMechanical:
I promise to be very brief.
My wife and I live in a three bedroom flat without paying rent, although we only occupy one room since we don't have much property yet. The owner of the house abandoned the house before now and when we had accomodation issue asked us to stay there. We have been here since last year. However, there is no Geepee tank to supply water into the house. We could only pump water into our little drum when there is light. So I always go fetch water from the neighbouring compounds whenever there is no light which have resulted into several insults. My wife has been dragging me that I must buy a Geepee tank.

My salary as a private school teacher is barely enough to feed us talk more of saving to buy a Geepee tank especially in this economic crisis. In the midst of all these, my wife's phone went bad and needed a new one Just this afternoon, my wife started raining insults on me that I am not behaving like a man at all, that I should have settled down fully before thinking of marriage, that I want to make her go hungry. This was because I told her I would cut off some part of my salary to be saving so I can buy curtain for our room, television and save for Geepee tank. She even went ahead to say I am poor and wretched just because I can't afford her a new phone for now.

Since afternoon, I have refused to eat. My problem here is that my parents love my wife and my parents are far from where I reside. And I don't want to report my wife to my parents so it won't bring disrespect later to her in the future. Secondly, as the first born of my parent,I don't know how my parents will take it if I tell them I don't want to marry her again so they don't have b.p. I am really really confused. The little extra money I get from extra tutorial is what I do send to my two siblings in school even though is very little compare to their needs but at least it is something.

I feel like running away but to where? I truly love my wife but she is regretting marrying me. Please what can I do?

emkz:
These are just temporary measures and are bound to fail. The forex market in Nigeria is like a hydra-headed snake. Cut one head; as you face another head, the first head will grow back. Cut the damn neck! In other words, let the CBN address the root of the problem instead of pretending they don't know.

Since last week, dollars injected into the forex market are mopped up.

Who exactly are those mopping up the forex?

What economic activity is tied to the raid of the forex?

Ribadu claims the activities of speculators are responsible for the hike in dollar rates.

My question to Ribadu is: why are the speculators not afraid of the government?

For many years, bank MDs have been accused of buying forex from CBN and the forex goes into the black market through back channels, for example, there are vulturistic abokis sitting in banking halls trying to buy off dollars from customers.

Who regulates those abokis?

If the $10billion the vice president said would come into the system enters, it would be evacuated by the same speculators which would not solve the problem.

My observation is that CBN has lost complete control of the forex market and are being regulated by the BDCs and population instead of CBN being in control. All over the world, forex trading is heavily regulated by governments through central banks.

What I also observed is that the dollars are mopped up by those who don't need them but are keeping them for a profit. Therefore, let CBN take complete control of the forex market through the following measures:

(1) Deregister all unlicensed BDCs. That market is heavily unregulated and until they are faced squarely by the authorities, the practice of the naira dying will not stop.

(2) Stop selling dollars to commercial banks as it is clear that they have failed in meeting their obligations to customers with the dollars. People who approach the banks for PTA/BTA and school fees are directed to the BDCs. Why do BDCs have dollars and banks don't? Even with banks, some people still approach the CBN to transfer their school fees. Infact, it was found that the banks had $5billion in their vaults. How come no one has been punished when these same banks created artificial scarcity to push people to BDCs?

(3) All banks should be compelled to show a statement of how they used the dollars they received from the CBN from the last two years. At least it would give us some ideas of what disappeared through the black market.

(4) CBN needs to carry out a tsunami on the banking industry. Use some bank MDs known for the forex fraud as examples by dismissing them for breaking the law.

(5) Once all these measures are taken, the CBN must protect all forex coming into the country to ensure the problems we currently have are not iterated.

In summary, CBN needs to take drastic measures to regulate the market.

There are other measures that can be taken to get the dollars from those who have stored them. Whether the CBN would have the will is something else. The Nigerian forex market is like those who pirate music.

Kill the black market for forex.

Overdosed:
Let's Get Your Opinion on something.

A Man Is Engaged To his Fiancee, Then Another Lady(Supposedly a Friend) Sent him Her nudes (A full on Solo Masturbation video), Not on his request by the way. And He Wanked to the Nude. LOL.

The question now is, Has he Cheated on his Fiancee By doing That?