₦airaland Forum

Skippyvibes:
If you know or have watched this and you are not married with kids na you know watin you dey wait for

You suppose add the rewinder to complete the photo

Gotocourt:
Some schools are strictly on agents. The agents won't charge you, the school will pay for their services. Check from your school of choice website.

Could you please list some schools with such arrangements?

Same journey when Edet enjoy from Oron to Ikotekpene?

These kidnappers sef no dey reason... Na jambites their power reach? This is indeed sad

I go fess burst laugh...

But since such punishment na part of the agreement signed prior to the apprenticeship, I'll transact my business and walk away... I won't intervene...

My ex shared similar story. Cos she traveled to Russia to study, from there she moved to Ukraine and then d war started...

She didn't return home. Went to Polish border, wasn't allowed in cos of her skin color... Even Ukrainians won't allow them into the rescue bus that took em to Poland... She n others literally walked.

Was Hungary that allowed them in... Later moved to Netherlands. Now she's in Germany...

Wetin the duo dey find go there.... Another person no dey... Politicians dey ever belleful?

You've said it all... The write-up isn't fleshy at all...

Especially where he quoted the lifespan of a keke is 2yrs is laughable...

Sonnobax na same Warri and environs I dey use my keke hustle... If I tell you the age of my keke and wetin I don achieve with am, you'll marvel... N my ride engine is still solid...

With that being said, you're right about keke snatching, but nor be only new keke them dey target...

Keke riding is still best off... No look down on keke riders o... Especially the ones that own their rides...

I rize

doggedfighter:
This write -up isn't fleshy enough . Just empty, nothing

Compared to how experienced you claim to be about Keke business.

You left Keke riding for road side recharge card selling and phone charging business for some years now.

Which has given you enough time to be singing banny this, banny that everyday.

And other endless tales. That's even why left Keke business because it wasn't giving you time for street gossip.


The people into the business have adjusted to the new price , high cost of fuel and all other harsh realities hence we still have many Kekes on the road. Even new ones.

People are still feeding their families and meeting responsibilities with Keke.

I don't think you're still in a good position to talk on Keke business anymore.

Your speciality now should be recharge card selling and road side phone charging. That's where you should be dishing out advise.

Although I pity people that will listen to you on that one too

Whatever knowledge you have about Keke business is rusty and useless.

ryloy:
This is massive. Bayelsa is witnessing a full City Boy Movement
https://x.com/Onsogbu/status/2044172232415441330

Nothing massive here Bro.

The is Osom's compound just less than 5mins walk from my house.

I saw it all happen yesterday. The rented crowd plus even those who tagged along did not even amount to 2,000 persons.

Osom is the anchor person for the City Boyz Movement in Bayelsa one of the PAs to the Minister of State for Petroleum - Heineken Lokpobiri.

Forget the photo opps. The majority of people were disgusted and angry about this show because 4 days after Tinubu left, there's still no light in the City where rubbish city boyz are marching with Sheyi Tinubu.

Wike mean this man o... But Sim no dey pdp na...

Xiaomi is a very solid brand..

You say?

Seun where I wan see remaining 14 characters?

nairalanda1:
For those of you who don't know, stage 4 is essentially terminal.

Oko this your advise nor follow....

Transportation business is very lucrative, especially keke hustle. So long you don't cut corners when it comes to getting your daily govt approved tickets or stickers, settling of agberos at every parks you load passengers, having the right papers to avoid police and Vio harassment, obeying traffic rules (dis one stylishly hard for keke riders), you no suppose get issues at all riding keke... Above all, set a daily target and learn to save (either through thrift collector or join cooperative or use ur personal aza)...
Money dey keke, so long u dey ride am yourself and the keke sound... And if you sabi maintain keke... You nor go get issues...

Sonnobax15:
bro, please don't consider the path of Keke...

I drove it myself.... infact,this wasn't my first Keke.......Lemme be honest with you,I won't even advise my enemy venture into it unless you just wanna be using it as a side hustle......

Please, don't....for the sake of your mental health and,your finances .... I'm speaking from the experience I got from it for 4 years....and also from what my former colleagues went through.

Why you feel say hand go meet her?
She be woman, you na man.... She get authentic source of making money, unlike man. She get better breast n good nyash to go with, these aforementioned go pay her wella.... Oko bring your mind down...
Life soft for woman...

Sonnobax15:
. Bro,leave her alone..she go learn her lesson via the hard way....

Had it been I listened when I was advised initially that I shouldn't buy Keke, by now,my shop for don blow....... Sometimes,the best teacher na experience...so leave her make she do her things dey go

Sonnobax15:

This anti-US op and that God100 of a guy,una propaganda and continuous search for any negative news about US is so so appalling

Things like this dey happen steadily for allover the world,but once e happen for US,your preeeek go just burst trouser.

Warri say their preeek go burst trouser like who see opio lolzzzz

Which did you buy?

It's quite an interesting read...
But how many the fire don kill?

Dis one when do mouth like dog kpekus still dey yan opata..

Yeye dey smell

Omo right now I dey one ijaw village across the sea, been here for almost 2 weeks and light never blink once... As in steady light o.... Na only water dey suffer them here

Obob if e nor dey e nor dey o.... Nor kill yourself.... Best thing to do na to achieve the chats for Whatsapp... That way you go get rest of mind

Her brother chased you out?

Malagans:
I was sleeping in a male cousin's house, then his sister came in, she thought I was deeply asleep cos I was snoring.
She told the brother, so this guy never go back to him house, he still dey run from landlord. Better pursue am commot before he go pack all him things come dey live with you o..

Hearing this made me even more depressed. It almost a month now, but Till today, I no longer see them as my cousins.

In this life, if only we could read People's hearts, hmmmmm. You think you have a good friend or brother? Wait until you hear what he says about you behind your back, then you'll know howfa

Most of ona for this nairaland na dey put Iran for trouble... Na so ona still out Gaza for problem till them ground the city... Now na Iran ona don dey ginger... Na wa

Na so I take cancel relationship withy girl after my friend and I heard how her mama dey talk to her fada in our presence, not minding whether strangers dey there or not... Na once my guy say run ooo

Abi remove Delta from the list except he wan come ride keke here... Cos that's the only job available here alongside hospitality job with pay below minimum wage

mascot87:
Lagos is congested. We have other states in Nigeria you can migrate to and still become successful in your hustle.
States like Anambra, Enugu, Ibadan, Imo, Ogun, Kano, PH, Delta are great place to go. You don't have to go to Lagos.
And remove that trâśh mentality from your head that Lagos is a no man's land. Lagos belongs to the YORUBAS. They control everything there and decides the economic and political direction of the state.

Ómóshàré mé vwó vrén vwó dó...

Ómà nàbó gàn té?

folake4u:
Donald Trump Migwo!

This is crazy. It's mind boggling how many Nigerians were really championing for his return to the White House.

Where England/UK for the list?

Bros what the rider told you is actually correct, just that he mistook vio for frsc... You only do this stop at a distance, approach and settle with FRSC not VIO. Even bush markets vehicles do it too... After settling em, when u are approaching, they act as if they don't see you till you pass and go your way... But na basically when you carry load sha...

Sonnobax15:
Happy weekend to each and every Nairalander out there......hope y'all are already getting prepared for Donald Trump's evasion?

There was this funny experience I had with VIO personnels when I was still riding Keke. I was on the road that particular day and was in a joyous mood,but was suddenly cut short when I found out VIOs were in front, inspecting the particulars of vehicles and tricycles(Keke). Immediately I remembered how my first experience with them was,and how I wept that day in their office, pleading but they managed to pity me after dropping the sum of 20k before they could release my Keke for me. I remembered how I went to workshop the following day and i dropped the story before my fellow Keke riders and one of them gave me a trick which he had been using whenever he came across VIO. That he'd park his Keke at a very far distance and walk up to them, discuss with them and probably give them a small token and they'd let him pass. What a trick indeed!!!. While I was already here contemplating on the next move to take,the trick just flashed in and I was like--"Make I try am first whether e go work for me"

So I parked at a very far distance as I was told to,but it was quite obvious they had already seen me. I met one of them and explained to him that my road worthiness had expired but if he could please let me pass . He agreed and even requested that I should give him #500 first. I gave him the money and went back to where my Keke was parked. I ignited it and zoomed off,with all my passengers fully intact.

On getting to where they(VIO) were inspecting other vehicles,I discovered that the officer whom I met wasn't there any more. He must had deceived me . Omoh,na once my head first open . Immediately,I knew I was already in another wahala and before I could say jack,I was already ordered to park. I was ordered to bring out my particulars for inspection. That was when I started stammering and before I could realize,all my passengers had already boarded another Keke and I was left to face my fate . Omoh,I could remember myself looking up to the sky and questioning myself --"Obax,why you mumu like this". "I for kukuma drop the passengers make I reverse like I dey do normally before" . But it was already too late.

After spending about 20 minutes there with them, pleading and begging. Finally they freed me,but after collecting all the money I've worked on that day . But I learnt never to take advice from my fellow Keke riders again cuz I realized many of them were always fond of misleading others.

Dear Nairalanders,have anyone had any funny and unforgettable experience with either VIO or FRSC officers before?

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Obembet
Dominique
Mynd44 8

D mugu say na PRANK.... This na him second death prank...

That's sad... Owners of the club nor go happy say them dey bottom league table na...

Till tomoro we call it ISHEGU here in Delta..


@sonnobax suppose know

My mom still get that box and basin till tomorrow... A bigger of the basin sef when resemble drum...

Like when my sis got married... Only girl in d midst of 6 men, na only 1 man she senior... All of us tied wrapper o...

Shares same surname with my former landlord...