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Rev sister

Tolerance

Lov is patience

Propose mariage to her.

No wonda sam loko died in a hotel in oweri

Fish, cow, goat,sheep turkey,and snail. 6. What of you?

I here dog meat makes one last hours durin saeeeaex. ASshHEWO eat it a lot

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which is apropriate?

Each time i hear talks on saperation of nothern and southern nigeria, i use north and south sudan as a case study.

The north sudan felt they didnt need d south only to come bak few weeks after saperation to demand for a regular percentage of southern sudan oil -

i hope north nigeria wont do d same asuming a division ocurs.

I AM NOT WISHN FOR DIVISION

A new coleague at work claimd he could speak 5 languages. We doubted him and dared him.he spoke, english, yoruba,french, ibo, hausa and igala.

It waz a chalenge to me cos i could only speak my native language and oficial language.

How many languages do u speak fluently?

The rate i see people carrying many phones makes me wonder if it is becoming fashion or necessity.

Some carry 3 BlackBerry phones. Others carry 5 Nokia torch light. I think its to a bit awkward.

For me, i can only carry a max of two phones. What of u?

I hav been hearing married men and woman saying they married the wrong patner? .The way people say dis make me wonder. Is there realy anything like the wrong patner?

Girls, what is ur ideal height for a man? What height range below or above which puts u of in a man

Guys, wats ur ideal height for girls? Whats ur mark, anytin below puts u off and is unlikely to try to date dat person?

Animal pray, plant pray. Only ateist dnt pray. No wonda d bible cal dem fools

Cheatin depend on ur patner. If ur patner tels u nt to hug any gal xcept biologcal blood relation,nt to eat with any lady, not to ask any lady for number,nt to discus persnal issue wit a girl, THEN U HAV TO RESPET HER AND OBEY HER. If u disobey any, u have cheatd

I love her long hair. Very very long. I play wit it always. I hav warnd ha dat if she cuts it, iwe wil break up

Plz change d title to pagan orign of some christian practice

Are u an atheist? If yes, then




most atheist belive that human are higher animal

and that human evolve from animals


then, we evolvd our praying habit from animal

Jenwitemi, animals pray to d same deity that human beings pray to.

Animals pray for the samd reason human pray for

Most of us have been unlucky in love at some point of our lives, and we’ve all lived to tell the tale of sorrow or heartbreak. Some of us have also had hilarious break ups and some are just mind numbing. So what’s your story? How was your break up?

Crazy man. But dat guy isnt crazy. He is smarter, inteligent and wiser dan half of nairaland users

tobechi74: I know u wil cal dis a silly question. But b4 u do, let me xplain d reasn 4 askin dis question.


I visitd imo state in amakohia, my aunt place near ST Marks church. The compound was 2 storeybuildin facin each other ocupied by tenants includin my aunt..
My aunt room was oposite a family who were strong catholics.my aunt atends livin faith.


One wekend, i went to watch d real madrid vs sevila match and came bak late in d night.i calld d keeper to open d gate. Then i noticd al d dogs round d apartment oposite my aunts . I shone my touch light and saw dat they were facing up. I lukd to see what they were lookin at. THEY WERE LOOKIN AT A 2FeeT WOODING CROSS HUNG OVER THE DOOR. Their mouth was moving but no sound.

I walkd close to them. They didnt even bark nor show dat they noticed my presence.


Dis made me wonda wat they were realy doing. D cros they were steering at made me tink they were prayin.if u were in my shoes, wunt u tink d same?

Dat why am asking, do animals pray?

yes they do, we just cant hear them.



Take d cock 4 example, every day break, it crows. Daily. What do you think its doing? It is praising God for yet another day.animals pray.

We were doing slapin competition. I slap her wile she slapd me. D first to say I QUIT. wil lie on d bed wile d winer wil b on top durin sseexx

He doesnt want u again. He just framed up a story to make u both break up.
He just doesnt knw haw to tel u to leave him

Y dont u try padding. Using foam to raise it up

U shud du more of d talkin nt her. Seems ur gal is shy while u are a novice

Du me i du u. Man no go vex. But God go vex